02-28-2023, 12:44 PM
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Bruno Mars is the biggest beta in all of music
I was listening to Smoking Out the Window and I couldnt believe my ears. here are some excerpts:
Must've spent 35, 45 thousand up in Tiffany's (oh, no)
Got her badass kids runnin' 'round my whole crib
Like it's Chuck E. Cheese
so not only is he a young rich dude with a chick with kids, hes buying her tons of useful **** as her kids destroy his house
This bitch got me payin' her rent, payin' for trips Diamonds on her neck, diamonds on her wrist And here I am, all alone
so shes off on wild trips in foreign countries with his money while hes st home fapping
Singin', "How could she do this to me?"
literally whining out loud to all can hear
Oh, I thought that girl belonged to only me (mhmm)
But I was wrong, 'cause she belong
To everybody, everybody, ooh
got cheated on with many many dudes
Not to be dramatic, but I wanna die
literally wants to die over this sloot who has clearly done literally nothing for him
Then wrote a song trying to put this chick on blast to millions of people because he needs peoples sympathy to help get over her
is this how all of his music is? Come to think of it, it seems like most r&b is beta as fuk
Must've spent 35, 45 thousand up in Tiffany's (oh, no)
Got her badass kids runnin' 'round my whole crib
Like it's Chuck E. Cheese
so not only is he a young rich dude with a chick with kids, hes buying her tons of useful **** as her kids destroy his house
This bitch got me payin' her rent, payin' for trips Diamonds on her neck, diamonds on her wrist And here I am, all alone
so shes off on wild trips in foreign countries with his money while hes st home fapping
Singin', "How could she do this to me?"
literally whining out loud to all can hear
Oh, I thought that girl belonged to only me (mhmm)
But I was wrong, 'cause she belong
To everybody, everybody, ooh
got cheated on with many many dudes
Not to be dramatic, but I wanna die
literally wants to die over this sloot who has clearly done literally nothing for him
Then wrote a song trying to put this chick on blast to millions of people because he needs peoples sympathy to help get over her
is this how all of his music is? Come to think of it, it seems like most r&b is beta as fuk
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02-28-2023, 12:46 PM
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Bruno Mars is an American singer-songwriter and record producer who has a net worth of $175 million.
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It might be a tough hyperbolic.
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02-28-2023, 12:59 PM
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02-28-2023, 01:03 PM
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OP mad that a 5ft oompa loompa is swimming in more pussy than he'll ever see in multiple lifetimes
Are you just discovering RnB is simp music? Thats its whole purpose
bruh..
Are you just discovering RnB is simp music? Thats its whole purpose
bruh..
02-28-2023, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By JaxBrah⏩
I came in ready to complain but you are correct, that's a pathetic song.I was listening to Smoking Out the Window and I couldnt believe my ears. here are some excerpts:
Must've spent 35, 45 thousand up in Tiffany's (oh, no)
Got her badass kids runnin' 'round my whole crib
Like it's Chuck E. Cheese
so not only is he a young rich dude with a chick with kids, hes buying her tons of useful **** as her kids destroy his house
This bitch got me payin' her rent, payin' for trips Diamonds on her neck, diamonds on her wrist And here I am, all alone
so shes off on wild trips in foreign countries with his money while hes st home fapping
Singin', "How could she do this to me?"
literally whining out loud to all can hear
Oh, I thought that girl belonged to only me (mhmm)
But I was wrong, 'cause she belong
To everybody, everybody, ooh
got cheated on with many many dudes
Not to be dramatic, but I wanna die
literally wants to die over this sloot who has clearly done literally nothing for him
Then wrote a song trying to put this chick on blast to millions of people because he needs peoples sympathy to help get over her
is this how all of his music is? Come to think of it, it seems like most r&b is beta as fuk
Must've spent 35, 45 thousand up in Tiffany's (oh, no)
Got her badass kids runnin' 'round my whole crib
Like it's Chuck E. Cheese
so not only is he a young rich dude with a chick with kids, hes buying her tons of useful **** as her kids destroy his house
This bitch got me payin' her rent, payin' for trips Diamonds on her neck, diamonds on her wrist And here I am, all alone
so shes off on wild trips in foreign countries with his money while hes st home fapping
Singin', "How could she do this to me?"
literally whining out loud to all can hear
Oh, I thought that girl belonged to only me (mhmm)
But I was wrong, 'cause she belong
To everybody, everybody, ooh
got cheated on with many many dudes
Not to be dramatic, but I wanna die
literally wants to die over this sloot who has clearly done literally nothing for him
Then wrote a song trying to put this chick on blast to millions of people because he needs peoples sympathy to help get over her
is this how all of his music is? Come to think of it, it seems like most r&b is beta as fuk
However, it's a black type "humble brag" designed to make women want him so they can replace the golddigger.
He's stacking cheese and spending Gs so none of this spending is really bothering him, it's the girl. So, new girls will want him.
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02-28-2023, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
What makes it even worse is that he has a really long neck. He's shoulder level with literal dwarves. Props to him for working hard at his craft instead of rottingNo doubt it but honestly he makes me ashamed to be a manlet with his White knight songs, srs
Nah that's his official height that he claims lmao rumor has it he's like 5'2 IRL
I'm 5'5 barefoot and 5'6 with shoes on.
Nah that's his official height that he claims lmao rumor has it he's like 5'2 IRL
I'm 5'5 barefoot and 5'6 with shoes on.
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02-28-2023, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
5'5 is his hollywood heightThe internet says he is 5'5. Imagine BigBallsMcGee still being 2" or 3" shorter?
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there's no way he's above 5'3
02-28-2023, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
5'9" with heels is pretty tall for a chick so I give him that. But he looks like an ultra manlet in those photos. brutalYes and taylor swift is only 5'9 if people think btuno mars is 5'5 just lol
This is closer to his actual height dead srs
This is closer to his actual height dead srs
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Originally Posted By nickh04⏩
it's real, he's one little ass mf'er. Eva Langoria is 5'1 and he's not more than 2 inch taller lolis this real?
hly fuarrkkk LMAO
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Originally Posted By koreannoodles77⏩
This. Bruno is tiny.5'5 is his hollywood height
there's no way he's above 5'3
there's no way he's above 5'3
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02-28-2023, 01:56 PM
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Simp lyrics aside, you can't tell me that 24k Magic and Finesse weren't some bops.
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Bruh he blew up with songs like ‘I would catch a grenade for you’
I remember threads on the misc back in the day already calling him an ultra simp/bich. But recently at least his style/music video has him looking like a straight up pimp
I remember threads on the misc back in the day already calling him an ultra simp/bich. But recently at least his style/music video has him looking like a straight up pimp
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He a manlet so he's automatically BETA nuff said
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
you forgot it's also a dying forum!Bruno Mars is an American singer-songwriter and record producer who has a net worth of $175 million.
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03-01-2023, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By JaxBrah⏩
Pretty much every song in every country in every genre of music with the exception of metal is about peolle cheating.I was listening to Smoking Out the Window and I couldnt believe my ears. here are some excerpts:
Must've spent 35, 45 thousand up in Tiffany's (oh, no)
Got her badass kids runnin' 'round my whole crib
Like it's Chuck E. Cheese
so not only is he a young rich dude with a chick with kids, hes buying her tons of useful **** as her kids destroy his house
This bitch got me payin' her rent, payin' for trips Diamonds on her neck, diamonds on her wrist And here I am, all alone
so shes off on wild trips in foreign countries with his money while hes st home fapping
Singin', "How could she do this to me?"
literally whining out loud to all can hear
Oh, I thought that girl belonged to only me (mhmm)
But I was wrong, 'cause she belong
To everybody, everybody, ooh
got cheated on with many many dudes
Not to be dramatic, but I wanna die
literally wants to die over this sloot who has clearly done literally nothing for him
Then wrote a song trying to put this chick on blast to millions of people because he needs peoples sympathy to help get over her
is this how all of his music is? Come to think of it, it seems like most r&b is beta as fuk
Must've spent 35, 45 thousand up in Tiffany's (oh, no)
Got her badass kids runnin' 'round my whole crib
Like it's Chuck E. Cheese
so not only is he a young rich dude with a chick with kids, hes buying her tons of useful **** as her kids destroy his house
This bitch got me payin' her rent, payin' for trips Diamonds on her neck, diamonds on her wrist And here I am, all alone
so shes off on wild trips in foreign countries with his money while hes st home fapping
Singin', "How could she do this to me?"
literally whining out loud to all can hear
Oh, I thought that girl belonged to only me (mhmm)
But I was wrong, 'cause she belong
To everybody, everybody, ooh
got cheated on with many many dudes
Not to be dramatic, but I wanna die
literally wants to die over this sloot who has clearly done literally nothing for him
Then wrote a song trying to put this chick on blast to millions of people because he needs peoples sympathy to help get over her
is this how all of his music is? Come to think of it, it seems like most r&b is beta as fuk
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
streetfight =/= alpha. Perhaps to the brothas but not to the average IQ, educated person. I absolutely can say that straight to Manny face lol think his fist is faster than a bullet?Automatically beta my ass not all manlets are created equally boyo say that to manny pacquiaos face
Trust me i'm like 5'6 175lbs and you'd have PTSD after i absolutely ragdolled u
Trust me i'm like 5'6 175lbs and you'd have PTSD after i absolutely ragdolled u
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Random **** on bodybuilding board calls Bruno Mars beta because of his height. Priceless.
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One of his songs was playing in the grocery store the other day and it was pathetic, like those lyrics. Don’t know what song it was though.
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
brutal. taylor is like 5'11 but this is still embarrassing for bruno.Alpha crew
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