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post 1678561283 03-08-2023, 08:52 AM
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Couldn't care less about either of these guys, and thought the entire Will Smith slapping ordeal and the drama around it was stupid af. Didn't really have any interest in hearing about it again. That being said, the bit started off kinda weak, but holy chit, Chris Rock absolutely Nagasaki'd Will into another dimension when he started joking about the interview Will Smith did with his wife where she's openly talking about how she cucked him and asked him how it made him feel and what not.
post 1678562433 03-08-2023, 09:13 AM
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It would have been hilarious if Will Smith came out in the end to sweep the stage or something like that.

Back when the slap happened, I thought it was a publicity stunt but I guess not.

Anyway, I thought the Rock special was solid all the way through. His abortion jokes were very daring.
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post 1678563443 03-08-2023, 09:32 AM
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Chris Rockhad to mention it. Just like Louis CKhadto acknowledge his "jerking off in front of people" cancellation. They're stand-up comedians, they cannot just let that sh!t slide and not make jokes about it. Unlike Will Smith who let his wife bang another man for several years and tried to ignore it until he was cucked by her publicly on her stupid little narcissist talk show. The slap was an event that dominated mainstream TV for days or even weeks afterwards. A gold mine for any comedian.
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post 1678564003 03-08-2023, 09:41 AM
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It was a huge story in the entertainment biz. This was a no brainer for Chris to bank some $$$. I don't think he's "coping". It's a smart move. Looking forward to watching it
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post 1678576543 03-08-2023, 01:06 PM
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Can someone aware me why black people can't fight in front of "white" people?
post 1678576683 03-08-2023, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted By TheAdlerian⏩
Back when the slap happened, I thought it was a publicity stunt but I guess not.
I still think it is. They're drumming up drama and attention in a dying industry. No one watches the oscars, and both of these guys were fading into obscurity.
post 1678577063 03-08-2023, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted By fr8train⏩
I still think it is. They're drumming up drama and attention in a dying industry. No one watches the oscars, and both of these guys were fading into obscurity.
Idiotic take. Both are still superstars with 8-9 figures in the bank.
post 1678577843 03-08-2023, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By BraddlesMcGee⏩
I knew Will was cucked but not aware of the specific 'entanglement'. This covers that interview

This is so cringey: your ex wife just telling you she got railed by another guy and you just smiling and giggling.

Lol I'd walk off and never speak to her Ever besides about the kids. This dude is pathetic
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Will Smith is a cucked bitch. Chris Rock is a bullied kid who copes with comedy. He roasted Smith here nicely.

In saying that, Will Smith is quite a bit larger than me, but if he slapped me, the instinct hammer would aim for his jaw immediately. You don't slap a man without expecting to eat some shots.

But he wouldn't slap me. He'd only slap someone he knows won't fight back.
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Originally Posted By TommyFury⏩


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Chris rock dressed in all white.

The Will smith slapped the KKK to him
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Chris Rock may have gotten slapped and not fought back, but he's nearly 60 years old and is a comedian. He doesn't pretend to be a badass.


Will Smith is a literal cuckold. He let big dick Alsina fukk his wife. Take public photos with her. The two took the affair public. Then the dude wrote a song about it for a laugh. August may not be the biggest name in the music industry but he will forever be known as the guy who cucked Will Smith. You google search his name and all the top stuff is about him and Jada.





Furthermore instead of laughing at a joke, he mentally broke and attacked the comedian. Why hasn't he tracked down Alsina and beaten his ass? Why didn't Jada get an ass beating for disrespecting him publicly? Why didn't he leave Jada like any self respecting man would? She completely runs their marriage/lives. Instead of a little discretion and contrition the whole thing was just amusing to Jada. She didn't give a single fukk about Will's feels or his public image.




The image of Will Smith being some kind of action hero, badass or ladies man is gone. He's literally a broken man that got cuckolded by a young rapper. His wife runs his life. No hiding it.
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Originally Posted By guest89⏩
Chris Rock may have gotten slapped and not fought back, but he's nearly 60 years old and is a comedian. He doesn't pretend to be a badass.


Will Smith is a literal cuckold. He let big dick Alsina fukk his wife. Take public photos with her. The two took the affair public. Then the dude wrote a song about it for a laugh. August may not be the biggest name in the music industry but he will forever be known as the guy who cucked Will Smith. You google search his name and all the top stuff is about him and Jada.





Furthermore instead of laughing at a joke, he mentally broke and attacked the comedian. Why hasn't he tracked down Alsina and beaten his ass? Why didn't Jada get an ass beating for disrespecting him publicly? Why didn't he leave Jada like any self respecting man would? She completely runs their marriage/lives. Instead of a little discretion and contrition the whole thing was just amusing to Jada. She didn't give a single fukk about Will's feels or his public image.




The image of Will Smith being some kind of action hero, badass or ladies man is gone. He's literally a broken man that got cuckolded by a young rapper. His wife runs his life. No hiding it.
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the Will Smith bit was good but the rest was mediocre to bad........


Rock's comedy has gone downhill and he lacks energy
post 1678583833 03-08-2023, 02:55 PM
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I thought the special sucked btw. Rock hasn't been funny since the early 00's to me. Since then he's either got too rich or too neutered or both. His jokes sounded like chit I heard 15 years ago, from different people, but way better.

And he didn't not retaliate cause he's classy, he didn't because he's a bish (and will admit it). Saying all this chit a year later is weird and cowardly imo. Yeah I get he made more money this way but it makes him look like even more of a bish tbh
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Originally Posted By 129iq⏩
Idiotic take. Both are still superstars with 8-9 figures in the bank.
They're attention whoring mentally ill celebrities.
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Damn Will is gonna kill this guy. Shieeet.
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Originally Posted By fr8train⏩
I still think it is. They're drumming up drama and attention in a dying industry. No one watches the oscars, and both of these guys were fading into obscurity.
You might be right there, buddy.

Who gets slapped across the face and doesn't really react or get angry?

It seemed unnatural and fake.
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Originally Posted By iamanalphamale⏩
Damn, this dude is coping so hard - you can tell that even a year later that slap still makes him feel like the beta he was on stage that night.

Oof.
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