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post 1679664823 03-26-2023, 10:01 PM
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The Blowjob Robot

An lifechanging invention that was never realized due to lack of funding

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/a...ce-droid-1-0#/

There was a Robotics Company from the UK who invented a BJ Robot. It basically consisted of an ugly mannequin head with a sh!tty winter coat on, attached to a droid. If this team had followed through with their plan they would have amassed a fortune. Unfortunately, they never were able to raise enough through crowdfunding to mass produce these "robots"







WSHH link to the English advertisementhttps://worldstarhiphop.com/embed/106324

it's better to suck dink than to be killed

"My outer appearance was poor, but in this way my inner world became richer than anyone else's. Was it not natural that a young boy who suffered from an indelible drawback like mine should have come to think that he was a secretly chosen being? I felt as though somewhere in this world a mission awaited me of which I myself still knew nothing." --Yukio Mishima
post 1679664883 03-26-2023, 10:03 PM
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Could have made it if they had a catchy name like “The Blowbot” or something
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post 1679664963 03-26-2023, 10:05 PM
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Povery AF. Looks like something a Miscer would have come up with.
post 1679664973 03-26-2023, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
Could have made it if they had a catchy name like “The Blowbot” or something
Marketing is everything
post 1679665263 03-26-2023, 10:12 PM
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post 1679665383 03-26-2023, 10:16 PM
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Whoever made that is definitely a miscer.
post 1679665683 03-26-2023, 10:24 PM
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but can it make a sandwich?
post 1679665693 03-26-2023, 10:25 PM
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holy fukk I'm crying laughing hahaha

imagine leaving the house and forgetting it's on, dying on the street and then having the cops come and find it hahaha
post 1679665783 03-26-2023, 10:27 PM
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This would sell like hot cakes in India.

post 1679665843 03-26-2023, 10:28 PM
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Inb4 malodraxx
post 1679666603 03-26-2023, 10:49 PM
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Yeah, no thanks. Looks like the head from the Grudge attached to a horizontal pez dispenser.


Plus, this is barely a notch or two above something Malodrax would design.
Back off, Warchild.

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post 1679666933 03-26-2023, 10:59 PM
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On par with that old misc picture of the sex doll made of duct tape and toilet paper.
post 1679720493 03-27-2023, 06:02 PM
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This is just another cautionary tale of not giving up on your dreams before they are fully realized.

Much like the infamous "3 feet from gold story" about a man who went to dig for gold during the gold rush era, and after months of drilling to no avail, he up and quit, then come to find had he drilled a few feet further he would have struck big and hit a huge gold mine.

Had they stuck it out a few years longer, they would have made bank. Particularly during the Plandemic/Scamdemic Lockdown era of 2020, when everyone was coerced by big government to not go out and get fresh air, and remain in a metaphorical jail.
it's better to suck dink than to be killed

"My outer appearance was poor, but in this way my inner world became richer than anyone else's. Was it not natural that a young boy who suffered from an indelible drawback like mine should have come to think that he was a secretly chosen being? I felt as though somewhere in this world a mission awaited me of which I myself still knew nothing." --Yukio Mishima
post 1679721703 03-27-2023, 06:21 PM
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lmfao
post 1679722493 03-27-2023, 06:37 PM
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fkn lmao


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post 1679722743 03-27-2023, 06:41 PM
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So......



What did they do with the prototypes?
180 lb crew
Take chit and pis 165lb crew
Go to bed, wake up 173lb crew
Annoyed at eating whatever I want and not getting fat crew
Accidentally get fat crew
Back to 175lb the next day crew
post 1679722833 03-27-2023, 06:42 PM
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Why did they design it to make her look like she's about to be executed by isis?
post 1680475373 04-09-2023, 01:34 PM
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Lmao wat
post 1680475603 04-09-2023, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
Why did they design it to make her look like she's about to be executed by isis?
What would be worse, being captured by isis as a war prisoner, or being trapped in a miscer's basement sex dungeon? It's a valid hypothetical.
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post 1680476773 04-09-2023, 02:00 PM
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not gonna lie, I would be curious especially if drunk to see that thing's performance. Looking at the done up one (red coat) and picturing it when I am drunk, yeah I couls absoluetly go for it. If i bust good and hard...
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post 1680476843 04-09-2023, 02:02 PM
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Would use it to unclog my toilet (srs)
post 1680477873 04-09-2023, 02:23 PM
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post 1680478873 04-09-2023, 02:40 PM
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hope it's scarlit scandal
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