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post 1681618113 04-27-2023, 02:14 PM
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You die. You go to Hell. You see the Devil

What's the first thing you say?
post 1681618263 04-27-2023, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted By DYELstatus⏩
What's the first thing you say?
Damned!
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post 1681618273 04-27-2023, 02:15 PM
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Dam!!
post 1681618343 04-27-2023, 02:17 PM
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Wow
post 1681618643 04-27-2023, 02:20 PM
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Am I late to the gangbang?
I'm back, bitches!
post 1681618863 04-27-2023, 02:25 PM
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I've been there. Hell is actually just an endless supply of silencespeaks, johnnydepp and asian mike threads.
post 1681618893 04-27-2023, 02:25 PM
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Dillon you son of a bitch
"The flowers bloom, then wither... The stars shine and one day become extinct. This earth, the sun, the galaxies and even the big universe, someday will be destroyed. Compared with that, the human life is only a blink, just a little time. In that short time - people are born, laugh, cry, fight, are injured, feel joy, sadness, hate someone, love someone. All in just a moment. And then, are embraced by the eternal sleep called death."
post 1681618973 04-27-2023, 02:26 PM
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post 1681619423 04-27-2023, 02:34 PM
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post 1681619503 04-27-2023, 02:35 PM
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Away from me, Satan! Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior!
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Thank you, LORD, my God.
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post 1681619513 04-27-2023, 02:35 PM
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What time does Adolf's party start?
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post 1681619573 04-27-2023, 02:37 PM
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Ask him where all the hot succubus chambers are
post 1681620513 04-27-2023, 02:54 PM
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post 1681621033 04-27-2023, 03:04 PM
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post 1681621173 04-27-2023, 03:08 PM
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i guess we would be in too much pain acknowledge each other
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post 1681621223 04-27-2023, 03:10 PM
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post 1681621973 04-27-2023, 03:27 PM
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post 1681622633 04-27-2023, 03:40 PM
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People have died and gone to Hell through NDE's and given accounts of their horrific experience when they came back to life. In as much as it lines up with scripture, I believe these accounts. Some of the fun things going on in hell:

1) you know that you will be there forever and there is zero hope (2 Thes 1:9, Matt 25:46)

2) worms crawl in and out of your skin and through your nose and eyes (Mark 9:48)

3) there are individual chambers (Pro 7:27) so you can hear others scream but cant talk with them

4) the sulfur is so strong in the air that it takes every effort just to get a little bit of air and then you're back to trying to get another little breath (Gen 19:24)

5) you will be in a blazing furnace and you will be weeping and gnashing your teeth. (Matt 13:15)

6) you would do anything for just one drop of water (Luke 16:24)

7) you will understand why you belong there (Luke 16:25)

Laugh about it to your peril. You have been warned!
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post 1681622863 04-27-2023, 03:45 PM
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post 1681622913 04-27-2023, 03:46 PM
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post 1681623453 04-27-2023, 03:58 PM
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post 1681623563 04-27-2023, 04:00 PM
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That will never ever happen to any Miscer since all incels go to heaven.
post 1681623763 04-27-2023, 04:03 PM
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post 1681623983 04-27-2023, 04:06 PM
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When do we go up and fuk up all them stupid Christians?
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post 1681624223 04-27-2023, 04:09 PM
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post 1681624333 04-27-2023, 04:11 PM
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post 1681624413 04-27-2023, 04:12 PM
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post 1681624643 04-27-2023, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted By HarryDick⏩
I've been there. Hell is actually just an endless supply of silencespeaks, johnnydepp and asian mike threads.
Maybe we are all already dead. I can find no other explanation for why we see 20-30 fat woman threads a day from the same guy.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1681624703 04-27-2023, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted By PaulJerome⏩
People have died and gone to Hell through NDE's and given accounts of their horrific experience when they came back to life. In as much as it lines up with scripture, I believe these accounts. Some of the fun things going on in hell:

1) you know that you will be there forever and there is zero hope (2 Thes 1:9, Matt 25:46)

2) worms crawl in and out of your skin and through your nose and eyes (Mark 9:48)

3) there are individual chambers (Pro 7:27) so you can hear others scream but cant talk with them

4) the sulfur is so strong in the air that it takes every effort just to get a little bit of air and then you're back to trying to get another little breath (Gen 19:24)

5) you will be in a blazing furnace and you will be weeping and gnashing your teeth. (Matt 13:15)

6) you would do anything for just one drop of water (Luke 16:24)

7) you will understand why you belong there (Luke 16:25)

Laugh about it to your peril. You have been warned!
Think about the type of being that would create something like that.
Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
"I'm hungry, got anything to eat?"
Generic barista joke.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1681624713 04-27-2023, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Maybe we are all already dead. I can find no other explanation for why we see 20-30 fat woman threads a day from the same guy.
The stimulation's glitching

He'll be the first to go to hell
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