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post 1682476143 05-11-2023, 12:16 AM
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The north of England is the most depressing place on earth.

Ded fkn srs.

South England has some OK places, mostly the south west which has areas which I'd even classify as "nice"

But north England... My god

The weather is drizzling. Like, it doesn't matter the time of year, it's drizzling 24/7 with grey skies.

North englanders subsist on a diet of fish and chips, to the extent their sewer systems are all clogged up with chip fat.

There is no culture, the identity of north englanders is to complain about factories being shut down 50 years ago and hating the south, and mosques.

The women are hideous. Yellow teeth, pasty faces, plump, dressed in full body tracksuits, usually pushing a pram with a cigarette on one hand and a bag of low class groceries in the other from some eastern euro supermarket.

There are no good jobs avaliable, no decent company bases themself north of Birmingham. There is no future in these towns and cities.

Even if you live in the ghetto of like new York or LA and think it sucks, at least you are only 15 minutes away from some nice parts.

In the north of England you are hours away from civilisation.
post 1682476183 05-11-2023, 12:18 AM
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Capitalism at its finest. The urban side got wealthy and developed, while the rural folks and industrial laborers were left behind.

Check the sig.
post 1682476323 05-11-2023, 12:25 AM
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They have the best accents & are the funniest though.



post 1682476513 05-11-2023, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Banderistan
Capitalism at its finest. The urban side got wealthy and developed, while the rural folks and industrial laborers were left behind.

Check the sig.
Pretty sure it's the opposite Mayne. The farmers are all rich, that's the south



North England is urban
post 1682476673 05-11-2023, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7
Pretty sure it's the opposite Mayne. The farmers are all rich, that's the south



North England is urban
It's urban, but populated by the people who were left with nothing to do when industry departed 50 years ago, and haven't been smart enough in said 50 years to move.
post 1682476703 05-11-2023, 12:38 AM
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you can eat the fanny of touring Brazillian hookers up there though innit?
post 1682476943 05-11-2023, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted By stayhomeneet
Ded fkn srs.

South England has some OK places, mostly the south west which has areas which I'd even classify as "nice"

But north England... My god

The weather is drizzling. Like, it doesn't matter the time of year, it's drizzling 24/7 with grey skies.

North englanders subsist on a diet of fish and chips, to the extent their sewer systems are all clogged up with chip fat.

There is no culture, the identity of north englanders is to complain about factories being shut down 50 years ago and hating the south, and mosques.

The women are hideous. Yellow teeth, pasty faces, plump, dressed in full body tracksuits, usually pushing a pram with a cigarette on one hand and a bag of low class groceries in the other from some eastern euro supermarket.

There are no good jobs avaliable, no decent company bases themself north of Birmingham. There is no future in these towns and cities.

Even if you live in the ghetto of like new York or LA and think it sucks, at least you are only 15 minutes away from some nice parts.

In the north of England you are hours away from civilisation.
I live in york and malton

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post 1682476973 05-11-2023, 12:51 AM
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Lol OP is actually 100% right in his analysis, i come from a small city near Manchester but now live in London. When I go back home to visit I honestly wonder how I lived there so long, feels dead.
post 1682477033 05-11-2023, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted By stayhomeneet
The women are hideous. Yellow teeth, pasty faces, plump, dressed in full body tracksuits, usually pushing a pram with a cigarette on one hand and a bag of low class groceries in the other from some eastern euro supermarket.
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post 1682477073 05-11-2023, 12:56 AM
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The best thing about the North is the motorway South.

(And the best thing about the South is the airport out)
post 1682477133 05-11-2023, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca
The best thing about the North is the motorway South.

(And the best thing about the South is the airport out)
Devon and Cornwall are actually nice, some parts feel like you are in Australia.
post 1682477563 05-11-2023, 01:18 AM
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Lol at England in general, sh*thole.
post 1682478123 05-11-2023, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Banderistan
Capitalism at its finest. The urban side got wealthy and developed, while the rural folks and industrial laborers were left behind.

Check the sig.
Unlike the wonderful life under the boot of communism. Waiting in line for bread and living in a mousetrap.





post 1682478213 05-11-2023, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted By The357magnum
Unlike the wonderful life under the boot of communism. Waiting in line for bread and living in a mousetrap.





At least they have housing for their poor. Anyway, there are alternatives to both extremes.
post 1682480543 05-11-2023, 03:51 AM
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If you’re in the north you can mog as a ticket inspector on public transport.
post 1682482213 05-11-2023, 04:52 AM
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post 1682482773 05-11-2023, 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Banderistan
At least they have housing for their poor. Anyway, there are alternatives to both extremes.
Thats not where the poor lived. Thats where everyone lived.
post 1682482933 05-11-2023, 05:16 AM
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I live in Manchester.

Can confirm chit hole.
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post 1682482973 05-11-2023, 05:18 AM
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Sounds like the Rust Belt and/or Appalachia.
post 1682483123 05-11-2023, 05:21 AM
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not sure about that

I think the culture of the English is more preserved there and people are generally nicer even though they are poorer

and white british girls in the north - manchester, newcastle, liverpool much more good looking than South and London (London the pretty ones are either not white british - no racist but we are talking about anglosaxon facial features/bodies etc - or East European)


I did uni in the south and have lived in London, but I am from Bulgaria where it is the land of very hot women, second to Russia/Russian derivatives (Ukraine, Estonia etc).
communist until you get rich
rightwing until financially secure
atheist until the plane starts falling
slootist until you get married
muslim after you get married
post 1682483463 05-11-2023, 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Banderistan
Capitalism at its finest. The urban side got wealthy and developed, while the rural folks and industrial laborers were left behind.

Check the sig.
You appear to know nothing whatsoever about England.

Anyway, the OP is talking out his arse. There are tons of rich and middle-class areas up north. Pretty much nobody in this thread could afford to live in places like Alderley Edge for example.

If you can't get a good job in places like Manchester or Leeds, then the problem is you. You don't even need to have gone to university to have a good standard of living in most of the north. You can fix boilers or be a roofer or something and live in a decent house in a nice area and afford multiple foreign holidays every year. Loads of businesses and jobs up north.

Yes, there is deprivation in parts and Pakistani child rape gangs were a thing for like 3 decades but there's no poverty, violence or deprivation like what you get in American ghettos or dying old towns in Illinois and chit lol.
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Who the phuck? Yeah good luck down south where nobody speaks English and isn't English. ������

Full of stuck up c*nts who don't even speak to you.

Manchester's the greatest city in the UK with the biggest football club in the world. (MUFC) & currently building a 300m+ resort here next to the trafford centre. We've got the lake district up here too. London's a sh!t hole.
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The only thing I've heard about the north of England is how terrible and violent their public schools can be. It was just a comment that Thomas Sowell has written and talked about. He describes northern English schools as being similar to failing inner city American public schools.




The origin of the redneck culture from Britain | Thomas Sowell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pls-Z0KOOgw
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Originally Posted By Anachron
Liverpool women have that whole scousebrow thing going on, and Geordie gals tend to be spray tanned.

Fukin LOL @ "much better looking" srs
Geordie lasses don't own a coat either.

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Originally Posted By Anachron
Liverpool women have that whole scousebrow thing going on, and Geordie gals tend to be spray tanned.

Fukin LOL @ "much better looking" srs
The accents are ****ing atrocious as well. I'd rather stick glass in my eyes than speak to a load of pissed up Geordies.
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F*ck off with Manchester having no culture. Most of the UK's best musicians come from this city. The Hacienda is arguably the most famous nightclub in history and the best mogger football teams are here (City/Utd). There are plenty of museums and events going on all the time. Yes there are poor urban areas, but there are also extremely wealthy areas like Alderley Edge. You just sound like some bitter southerner or foreigner from some insignificant place that nobody gives AF about.
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Originally Posted By infinit
The accents are ****ing atrocious as well. I'd rather stick glass in my eyes than speak to a load of pissed up Geordies.
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs
not sure about that

I think the culture of the English is more preserved there and people are generally nicer even though they are poorer

and white british girls in the north - manchester, newcastle, liverpool much more good looking than South and London (London the pretty ones are either not white british - no racist but we are talking about anglosaxon facial features/bodies etc - or East European)


I did uni in the south and have lived in London, but I am from Bulgaria where it is the land of very hot women, second to Russia/Russian derivatives (Ukraine, Estonia etc).
Most looksmatched Bulgarian couple

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How white is it?

I imagine the London area being all ****** and Muslims.

Seems like a very culturally homogeneous white northern England would be a pretty dang nice place to live (srs). Honestly when I think of England I think of brown people now.
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I know bothers and sisters are banging each other all over the world but especially in England

My British friends including a Brit miscer informed me of this. Srs so I’m not hating on UK . My source is UK citizens themselves who said this about their fellow countrymen and women.

Incest is apparently more common there than anywhere else. Srs
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