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post 1683009423 05-19-2023, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted By ElonFan96
"h-hey -b-becky, c-can i take you out this friday?"





do you think she will be intimidated by my presence?
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post 1683009593 05-19-2023, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Goodguy03
do you think she will be intimidated by my presence?
you gotta lookmax dawg, lookmaxing puts the game on EZ mode
post 1683009663 05-19-2023, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73
Last time I showed interest in someone at work she said she wanted someone her own age, she's 35 and I'm 39.

Right in the nuts it was.
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post 1683009713 05-19-2023, 12:40 PM
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Tell her you want to take her out to dinner and then just go sit in the dining area staring at the kitchen until she's done her shift.
post 1683009823 05-19-2023, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted By ElonFan96
you gotta lookmax dawg, lookmaxing puts the game on EZ mode
Yeah man if thats u in the avi u pissing away a full head of hair
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post 1683009883 05-19-2023, 12:44 PM
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In a poverty work situation, you're much better playing the long game. Flirt for a few weeks, then get her out.
post 1683010053 05-19-2023, 12:47 PM
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Good luck bratan, remember, you are the alpha male and she is the submissive sloot that needs a king to fill her hole.
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post 1683010093 05-19-2023, 12:48 PM
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At least it's a ****ty job and not one that you might not want to lose... inb4 OP is called into HR for harassment
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post 1683010943 05-19-2023, 12:59 PM
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OP has more balls than most of the Misc.

Do you hold eye contact. Does she smile. Does she laugh at your jokes. Did you find out what she likes to do in her free time. When you talk with her, do you touch the small of her back or her elbow. If all of these are true then she will likely say yes, but don't put her on a pedestal as a previous comment in this thread warned.

Constructive criticism - you need to diet down and put in more gym time.
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post 1683011653 05-19-2023, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy
Whatup Nova scotia bro
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post 1683039023 05-19-2023, 10:37 PM
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UPDATE:

ok boyos i just got back from my shift and i almost didnt get to ask her. two of my miscer coworkers were following her around saying stupid chit, obviously trying to jestermaxx. we talked periodically throughout the night and after about five hours i finally got her alone in the back of the kitchen and asked her out (wanna get lunch sometime?). she seemed taken aback so i had to repeat what i said. at first i thought i was in because she was like "oh yeah, yeah" and nodding her head. i asked if she had snapchat but then she was like "i have a boyfriend" and so i said "oh okay. well if you ever get tired of him i'll be around." and she said thanks and then we went back to work. i didnt want to press my luck by asking her for her snapchat again because i figured that would just pressure her. hopefully next week she will dump her boyfriend and be with me.

cliffs:




will update again next week
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post 1683039193 05-19-2023, 10:41 PM
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[QUOTE=Goodguy03 post_id=1683039023]UPDATE:

ok boyos i just got back from my shift and i almost didnt get to ask her. two of my miscer coworkers were following her around saying stupid chit, obviously trying to jestermaxx. we talked periodically throughout the night and after about five hours i finally got her alone in the back of the kitchen and asked her out (wanna get lunch sometime?). she seemed taken aback so i had to repeat what i said. at first i thought i was in because she was like "oh yeah, yeah" and nodding her head. i asked if she had snapchat but then she was like "i have a boyfriend" and so i said "oh okay. well if you ever get tired of him i'll be around." and she said thanks and then we went back to work. i didnt want to press my luck by asking her for her snapchat again because i figured that would just pressure her. hopefully next week she will dump her boyfriend and be with me.

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[youtube]32pxPFYHKmI[/outube]


will update again next week[/QUOTE]You planted the seed, its only a matter of time
post 1683039313 05-19-2023, 10:44 PM
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post 1683039323 05-19-2023, 10:44 PM
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Report back op with pics
post 1683039443 05-19-2023, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Goodguy03
poverty fast food job so i think im good
You look like you spend all your time eating on the job
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post 1683039763 05-19-2023, 10:58 PM
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[QUOTE=Goodguy03 post_id=1683039023]UPDATE:

ok boyos i just got back from my shift and i almost didnt get to ask her. two of my miscer coworkers were following her around saying stupid chit, obviously trying to jestermaxx. we talked periodically throughout the night and after about five hours i finally got her alone in the back of the kitchen and asked her out (wanna get lunch sometime?). she seemed taken aback so i had to repeat what i said. at first i thought i was in because she was like "oh yeah, yeah" and nodding her head. i asked if she had snapchat but then she was like "i have a boyfriend" and so i said "oh okay. well if you ever get tired of him i'll be around." and she said thanks and then we went back to work. i didnt want to press my luck by asking her for her snapchat again because i figured that would just pressure her. hopefully next week she will dump her boyfriend and be with me.

cliffs:

[youtube]32pxPFYHKmyoutube]


will update again next week[/QUOTE]brutal
post 1683040033 05-19-2023, 11:09 PM
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No worries, good job OP. The more you ask the easier it gets and the better your game will be. Just smile and say OK, which is what you did. All it takes is one yes. an old line from the past when a girl says she has a BF; drop the zero and get with the hero.
post 1683040943 05-19-2023, 11:41 PM
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post 1683041433 05-19-2023, 11:58 PM
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Go for it brah good luck
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post 1683041463 05-19-2023, 11:59 PM
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I would have smashed but gj for at least asking
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post 1683048263 05-20-2023, 05:35 AM
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OP you need to find out if she is single first. I'll ask something like 'what constitutes cheating in a committed relationship?'.

They'll answer.

I reply 'it depends on the expectations of your partner. Will and Jada Smith have an open relationship. I don't agree with it, but they aren't cheating on one another. It's a conversation that needs to be had'

Then ask with the assumption 'you're in a committed relationship, right?'

I've had women with boyfriends tell me they are single. Either way, you get your answer while avoiding awkwardness.

Credit to you for taking a shot. You have more balls than most of the Misc.
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your old avi was better
post 1683048943 05-20-2023, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted By SteadySmokin
your old avi was better
How fried is your brain?
I loe e.
post 1683049433 05-20-2023, 06:12 AM
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Sloot : "I have a boyfriend."

You : "So?"


Works every time. Srs, vry srs.
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Originally Posted By tripod29
Sloot : "I have a boyfriend."

You : "So?"


Works every time. Srs, vry srs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvYIpa1Ulvw
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Hey op may I ask how HTC this fine lady is and a second question how often does she eat chipotle for lunch I mean I think you know where I am going here and so the next time you have overlapping shifts you should wait for her in the parking lot with a plunger and when she arrives you should be in the process of sucking dents out of cars and be sure to have a good lathered sweat going and when she gets out and says hey what are you doing you weirdo you can be like oh ha yeah I’m just soooo into plungering I mean I love it so much that I just like to practice to be ready for the next time some horrid fart hag blasts a monstrous fanny salmon into my toilet clogging it terribly and requiring several hours of aggressive plungering with my primus live in Oklahoma City 2004 tshirt pulled up over my nose and of course her view of you will immediately shift from bizarre and repulsive to potentially useful and boom you are in

you are welcome in advance for this advice best of luck
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Originally Posted By Goodguy03
UPDATE:

ok boyos i just got back from my shift and i almost didnt get to ask her. two of my miscer coworkers were following her around saying stupid chit, obviously trying to jestermaxx. we talked periodically throughout the night and after about five hours i finally got her alone in the back of the kitchen and asked her out (wanna get lunch sometime?). she seemed taken aback so i had to repeat what i said. at first i thought i was in because she was like "oh yeah, yeah" and nodding her head. i asked if she had snapchat but then she was like "i have a boyfriend" and so i said "oh okay. well if you ever get tired of him i'll be around." and she said thanks and then we went back to work. i didnt want to press my luck by asking her for her snapchat again because i figured that would just pressure her. hopefully next week she will dump her boyfriend and be with me.

cliffs:




will update again next week
good lad for trying srs, actually mirin balls on you
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Originally Posted By PaulJerome
OP you need to find out if she is single first. I'll ask something like 'what constitutes cheating in a committed relationship?'.

They'll answer.

I reply 'it depends on the expectations of your partner. Will and Jada Smith have an open relationship. I don't agree with it, but they aren't cheating on one another. It's a conversation that needs to be had'

Then ask with the assumption 'you're in a committed relationship, right?'

I've had women with boyfriends tell me they are single. Either way, you get your answer while avoiding awkwardness.

Credit to you for taking a shot. You have more balls than most of the Misc.
This is gay

you don't need to ask anything, you just assume she's into you and don't go down that path
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Originally Posted By koreannoodles77
You planted the seed, its only a matter of time
Originally Posted By cobhc
Alpha Op is alpha
Originally Posted By sowilson
No worries, good job OP. The more you ask the easier it gets and the better your game will be. Just smile and say OK, which is what you did. All it takes is one yes. an old line from the past when a girl says she has a BF; drop the zero and get with the hero.
Originally Posted By Cheeky****t
Go for it brah good luck
Originally Posted By xbluexhawkx
I would have smashed but gj for at least asking
Originally Posted By PaulJerome
OP you need to find out if she is single first. I'll ask something like 'what constitutes cheating in a committed relationship?'.

They'll answer.

I reply 'it depends on the expectations of your partner. Will and Jada Smith have an open relationship. I don't agree with it, but they aren't cheating on one another. It's a conversation that needs to be had'

Then ask with the assumption 'you're in a committed relationship, right?'

I've had women with boyfriends tell me they are single. Either way, you get your answer while avoiding awkwardness.

Credit to you for taking a shot. You have more balls than most of the Misc.
Originally Posted By tripod29
Sloot : "I have a boyfriend."

You : "So?"


Works every time. Srs, vry srs.
Originally Posted By ElonFan96
good lad for trying srs, actually mirin balls on you
thanks boyos. love all you ****ggots no homo
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post 1683061183 05-20-2023, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987
when you had her alone should have told her she can either just consent now or you can do it the hard way, her choice.
i was already inches away from getting #MeToo'd by being alone with her. definitely didnt want to give off any rape vibes nomsayin
Originally Posted By Thunderpants
Hey op may I ask how HTC this fine lady is and a second question how often does she eat chipotle for lunch I mean I think you know where I am going here and so the next time you have overlapping shifts you should wait for her in the parking lot with a plunger and when she arrives you should be in the process of sucking dents out of cars and be sure to have a good lathered sweat going and when she gets out and says hey what are you doing you weirdo you can be like oh ha yeah I’m just soooo into plungering I mean I love it so much that I just like to practice to be ready for the next time some horrid fart hag blasts a monstrous fanny salmon into my toilet clogging it terribly and requiring several hours of aggressive plungering with my primus live in Oklahoma City 2004 tshirt pulled up over my nose and of course her view of you will immediately shift from bizarre and repulsive to potentially useful and boom you are in

you are welcome in advance for this advice best of luck
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