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post 1683795633 06-01-2023, 11:25 AM
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if you’re not completely bald and have a $1m+ mortgage with a fat wife by age 35

you’re a loser (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1683796493 06-01-2023, 11:38 AM
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Totally agree brah.

What are your plans for pride month by the way?
post 1683796663 06-01-2023, 11:41 AM
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the american dream. to have a fat family, huge house and everyone in the household on psychotic drugs
post 1683796833 06-01-2023, 11:45 AM
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Lol, sometimes I visit family in the suburbs and have this same thought. Nice people, but fuk these people's lives are completely empty. Do the same chit over and over again, and couldn't change it even if they wanted to.

When I tell them my stories of traveling the world, they can't even comprehend doing the things I do.
post 1683797173 06-01-2023, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Lol, sometimes I visit family in the suburbs and have this same thought. Nice people, but fuk these people's lives are completely empty. Do the same chit over and over again, and couldn't change it even if they wanted to.

When I tell them my stories of traveling the world, they can't even comprehend doing the things I do.
Not everyone wants to travel. Boring life by the ocean (1mil mortgage) sounds pretty damn good to me
post 1683797213 06-01-2023, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Lol, sometimes I visit family in the suburbs and have this same thought. Nice people, but fuk these people's lives are completely empty. Do the same chit over and over again, and couldn't change it even if they wanted to.

When I tell them my stories of traveling the world, they can't even comprehend doing the things I do.
It's almost like having kids lands itself to doing same things over and over (i.e. because kids have strict school schedules). Can't fo travel the world on a whim when your son is in 3rd grade and has to be in school as mandated by the government.
post 1683797353 06-01-2023, 11:54 AM
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post 1683797483 06-01-2023, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
It's almost like having kids lands itself to doing same things over and over (i.e. because kids have strict school schedules). Can't fo travel the world on a whim when your son is in 3rd grade and has to be in school as mandated by the government.
virtual school...have your kid at school from anywhere with internet access...and avoiding the social media obsessed sickos.
post 1683797543 06-01-2023, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By eddiehaskell⏩
virtual school...have your kid at school from anywhere with internet access...and avoiding the social media obsessed sickos.
Not an option for many school districts (srs)
post 1683797603 06-01-2023, 11:58 AM
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lol the truth behind this is too real
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post 1683797663 06-01-2023, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
It's almost like having kids lands itself to doing same things over and over (i.e. because kids have strict school schedules). Can't fo travel the world on a whim when your son is in 3rd grade and has to be in school as mandated by the government.
You could if you homeschool, or do a homeschool program where they zoom in from anywhere. Anyone can homeschool no state has made it illegal. There are many programs to choose from.
post 1683797713 06-01-2023, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
Not an option for many school districts (srs)
well damn i'm in the south and we have 2 offered...one through the county and one through the state.

waking up at the butt crack of dawn to get kids ready for school, take them and letting them be around other little retards is OVER. then you gotta pick them up...make sure they have cool clothes, hear about the drama with future pricks...whole damn life revolving around school. over over over
post 1683797813 06-01-2023, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
Totally agree brah.

What are your plans for pride month by the way?
You’re nice to ask brother


The mid 20s handsome concierge in my apartment complex has been batting his eyes at me a bit lately


I’m going to ask if he’s available to carry a heavy package up with me to my unit on the 11th floor on the little trolley cart thing


Once we make it to my apt I’m going to probably start making out with him and just see where it goes brah (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1683797903 06-01-2023, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
Totally agree brah.

What are your plans for pride month by the way?
for op every month is pride month
post 1683798043 06-01-2023, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
You could if you homeschool, or do a homeschool program where they zoom in from anywhere. Anyone can homeschool no state has made it illegal. There are many programs to choose from.
at this point in society i would say homeschool/virtual or just don't have kids.
post 1683798363 06-01-2023, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted By eddiehaskell⏩
at this point in society i would say homeschool/virtual or just don't have kids.
School is a babysitting service for the majority of parents. They love it.
post 1683798413 06-01-2023, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
It's almost like having kids lands itself to doing same things over and over (i.e. because kids have strict school schedules). Can't fo travel the world on a whim when your son is in 3rd grade and has to be in school as mandated by the government.
It's ok, different strokes for different folks. As long as you're happy, that's what matters.

Nobody said you have to have kids though. I'm probably your same age, and avoided all the pressure to get married and have kids.

I can tell by your defensive tone that you're not completely on board with your lifestyle though.
post 1683798553 06-01-2023, 12:12 PM
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plus its rare to see a kid thats well behaved, most of them are annoying as ****
post 1683798623 06-01-2023, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
School is a babysitting service for the majority of parents. They love it.
you right main...kids spend majority of their life around dumbarse teachers and kids...get home about 5-6pm and to bed by 10...leaving the parents with them for 4-5 hours.
post 1683798633 06-01-2023, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
You’re nice to ask brother


The mid 20s handsome concierge in my apartment complex has been batting his eyes at me a bit lately


I’m going to ask if he’s available to carry a heavy package up with me to my unit on the 11th floor on the little trolley cart thing


Once we make it to my apt I’m going to probably start making out with him and just see where it goes brah (ded fkn Srs)
Excited for you. Sounds like a good plan (just have one tweak).

When you get to your apartment, open the door and have him help push the cart into the apartment itself. Ensure door shuts behind.

Then assuming you both have chemistry(sounds like you do), the excitement and rush of the situation you are now in together should lend itself to some fun.

Let us know how it goes!
post 1683799263 06-01-2023, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted By eddiehaskell⏩
you right main...kids spend majority of their life around dumbarse teachers and kids...get home about 5-6pm and to bed by 10...leaving the parents with them for 4-5 hours.
Now you have about 4 hours of homework every night. Two for the under achievers.
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
Now you have about 4 hours of homework every night. Two for the under achievers.
you right you right...didn't even account for them extracurriculars which give moms time to focus on social media and what her next tat will be
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