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Originally Posted By metroins⏩
Yep he's punching something in the water at 12sec. Then at 20 sec it looks like his left arm is gone, brutal.Shows him punching at the water in the beginning.
Shark crew. Bye bye.
Shark crew. Bye bye.
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I thought sharks didnt attack humans? srs
06-04-2023, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Every generation likes to believe they invented stupid acts for attention (just like every generation thinks they invented partying).Tiktok is a helluva drug brah. People are dying for views and fame nowadays, it’s retarded.
Teens having been doing stupid chit like this FOREVER.
For example, look up a 1970s trend of "elevator surfing."
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06-04-2023, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted By ricflaironpcp⏩
I get it.He was 18.
Teens have bad judgment and don't always properly contextualize risk. What he did was extraordinarily stupid, but teens do stupid risky things all the time and it usually doesn't end with death.
It doesn't have any real bearing on whether he was or wasn't a good guy. So I think it's a bit harsh to say he did the world a favor. In all likelihood, he was just a regular 18 year old zoomer.
Teens have bad judgment and don't always properly contextualize risk. What he did was extraordinarily stupid, but teens do stupid risky things all the time and it usually doesn't end with death.
It doesn't have any real bearing on whether he was or wasn't a good guy. So I think it's a bit harsh to say he did the world a favor. In all likelihood, he was just a regular 18 year old zoomer.
But there's a difference between doing something stupid and doing this.
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06-04-2023, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By FinBra⏩
Yeah I mentioned a couple days ago how those tours stay close to land and in the longer video you can see how close they were to land which I am sure gave the kid confidence to jump in.Quoting this post for good resolution . This makes it 100% clear what happened. Nosharkcrew bouta rope
Anyone know the name of the song between the 8-10 second mark here? Will rep gently.
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
I feel awful for his family and him obviously. People think I’m crazy when I said my kids will be watching Jaws at 10.. but they will.Kind of agree. I mean was it stupid and reckless? Yeah, and on hindsight, of course it’s even suicidal. No chance in hell anybody is walking out of the ocean if they did the same.
However, he was just a kid partying up, having fun, wanting to do something epic or whatever, I’m not saying it wasn’t a stupid move or anything, but at the same time we see all the time on movies, tv, real life etc people anchoring their boats and just swimming on the sea, snorkeling etc. Hell I’ve done it, granted there were a bunch of other people on other yachts swimming too but I wasn’t no ocean expert either, kind of just followed the crowd.
So now I’m wondering if anybody in the crew, or their teachers, or in the city, anybody whatsoever warned them about the dangers of the water? I mean it’s a bunch of retarded 18 year old drinking and possibly doing drugs, maybe a “just for the record, be careful not to fall to the water because you ain’t coming back”. Just a clear warning that they have to 100% stay on the boat.
Now that the shark debate has settled, we can now start focusing on the poor kid, honestly I feel empathetic now, must have been absolutely horrible to be in that situation, it’s like something out of the movies, the kind of **** you never think will happen to you in a million years. A nightmare scenario, that feeling of hopelessness, immense fear, physical pain, sadness etc, that must be hard to describe with words.
And on top of that he is known as an idiot too even after his death. Man his parents must be losing it right now
However, he was just a kid partying up, having fun, wanting to do something epic or whatever, I’m not saying it wasn’t a stupid move or anything, but at the same time we see all the time on movies, tv, real life etc people anchoring their boats and just swimming on the sea, snorkeling etc. Hell I’ve done it, granted there were a bunch of other people on other yachts swimming too but I wasn’t no ocean expert either, kind of just followed the crowd.
So now I’m wondering if anybody in the crew, or their teachers, or in the city, anybody whatsoever warned them about the dangers of the water? I mean it’s a bunch of retarded 18 year old drinking and possibly doing drugs, maybe a “just for the record, be careful not to fall to the water because you ain’t coming back”. Just a clear warning that they have to 100% stay on the boat.
Now that the shark debate has settled, we can now start focusing on the poor kid, honestly I feel empathetic now, must have been absolutely horrible to be in that situation, it’s like something out of the movies, the kind of **** you never think will happen to you in a million years. A nightmare scenario, that feeling of hopelessness, immense fear, physical pain, sadness etc, that must be hard to describe with words.
And on top of that he is known as an idiot too even after his death. Man his parents must be losing it right now
Respect the water. They’ll watch that movie and hopefully be respectful and somewhat fearful of certain situations involving the water.
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06-04-2023, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
that does look like a sharkUPDATE: there was a 3rd shark (obvsly likely many more than three as well)
Immediately saw the 3 second shark, then upon careful watching saw the 9 second shark so I figured that's enough. I read on Twitter that there was a third shark but I watched the video so many times that I got fatigued so didn't bother. However re-watched.... there is also Shark #3 at 9 seconds as well.
Not only was he being chased by a giant shark he swam headfirst into another one. Best to watch original video (turn sound off and pay attention) but you defo see two gray things come at him almost simultaneously from both directions.

Immediately saw the 3 second shark, then upon careful watching saw the 9 second shark so I figured that's enough. I read on Twitter that there was a third shark but I watched the video so many times that I got fatigued so didn't bother. However re-watched.... there is also Shark #3 at 9 seconds as well.
Not only was he being chased by a giant shark he swam headfirst into another one. Best to watch original video (turn sound off and pay attention) but you defo see two gray things come at him almost simultaneously from both directions.

shark crew now
06-04-2023, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted By BeachPro11⏩
That's post malone, "circles" i thinkWhich is ironic if he DID lose his arm that's where he'd be swiming......
Edit, not that song but i'm leaving i for sake of the joke.
Answer: The weeknd - save your tears.
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06-04-2023, 11:16 AM
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Duck a Fcuk..,
I finally watched the higher resolution video on a higher end large screen multiple times, Part of me wishes I had not.
He clearly throws at minimum (2) two punches into the water trying to fend sharks off.
He lost his left arm during the video, If you have a half decent rig to watch it on, That becomes obvious.
There is a massive amount of blood in the water by the end.
I am 200% sure that is his background / distant death yell of “NO!!!” At the end.
I finally watched the higher resolution video on a higher end large screen multiple times, Part of me wishes I had not.
He clearly throws at minimum (2) two punches into the water trying to fend sharks off.
He lost his left arm during the video, If you have a half decent rig to watch it on, That becomes obvious.
There is a massive amount of blood in the water by the end.
I am 200% sure that is his background / distant death yell of “NO!!!” At the end.
06-04-2023, 11:23 AM
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Just came back to remind you that these people have the right to vote
The zoomie that literally fed himself to shark(s), can vote
The other zoomies that dared him to do it, can vote
Let that..sink in
The zoomie that literally fed himself to shark(s), can vote
The other zoomies that dared him to do it, can vote
Let that..sink in
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06-04-2023, 11:28 AM
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lol, the misc will argue about anything. I love it.
It wasn't a Shark
It wasn't the undertoad caused by the boat.
Squid got him.
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It wasn't a Shark
It wasn't the undertoad caused by the boat.
Squid got him.
Squid Crew.
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Originally Posted By CockHorse⏩
Link to high rez videoDuck a Fcuk..,
I finally watched the higher resolution video on a higher end large screen multiple times, Part of me wishes I had not.
He clearly throws at minimum (2) two punches into the water trying to fend sharks off.
He lost his left arm during the video, If you have a half decent rig to watch it on, That becomes obvious.
There is a massive amount of blood in the water by the end.
I am 200% sure that is his background / distant death yell of “NO!!!” At the end.
I finally watched the higher resolution video on a higher end large screen multiple times, Part of me wishes I had not.
He clearly throws at minimum (2) two punches into the water trying to fend sharks off.
He lost his left arm during the video, If you have a half decent rig to watch it on, That becomes obvious.
There is a massive amount of blood in the water by the end.
I am 200% sure that is his background / distant death yell of “NO!!!” At the end.
R.I.P. Hector Bluntz
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Originally Posted By CockHorse⏩
Just watched the videoDuck a Fcuk..,
I finally watched the higher resolution video on a higher end large screen multiple times, Part of me wishes I had not.
He clearly throws at minimum (2) two punches into the water trying to fend sharks off.
He lost his left arm during the video, If you have a half decent rig to watch it on, That becomes obvious.
There is a massive amount of blood in the water by the end.
I am 200% sure that is his background / distant death yell of “NO!!!” At the end.
I finally watched the higher resolution video on a higher end large screen multiple times, Part of me wishes I had not.
He clearly throws at minimum (2) two punches into the water trying to fend sharks off.
He lost his left arm during the video, If you have a half decent rig to watch it on, That becomes obvious.
There is a massive amount of blood in the water by the end.
I am 200% sure that is his background / distant death yell of “NO!!!” At the end.
He’s 100% punching the water no doubt about that
Not as sure about losing arm, but if you pause at the right time it does look like something is either blocking the light to his arm and shoulder and then you never see that arm again even when he’s swimming away
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It's probably better to be armed while defending against multiple attackers
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Anyone have the link to the filmer’s Tik tok? Bye bye brah is hilarious - want to give him a follow
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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
I wonder if they could make him this year's shark week ambassador?Anyone have the link to the filmer’s Tik tok? Bye bye brah is hilarious - want to give him a follow
Kind of like Jared from Subway, but hopefully without the kiddie diddling.
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Originally Posted By Darkhare⏩
Repped. I like the 80s vibe.That's post malone, "circles" i think
Which is ironic if he DID lose his arm that's where he'd be swiming......
Edit, not that song but i'm leaving i for sake of the joke.
Answer: The weeknd - save your tears.
Which is ironic if he DID lose his arm that's where he'd be swiming......
Edit, not that song but i'm leaving i for sake of the joke.
Answer: The weeknd - save your tears.
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
fixed.Just came back to remind you that these people have the right to vote
The zoomie that literally fed himself to shark(s),COULD've voted
The other zoomies that dared him to do it, can vote
Let that..sink in
The zoomie that literally fed himself to shark(s),COULD've voted
The other zoomies that dared him to do it, can vote
Let that..sink in
Not voting anymore
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lmao at this thread still going
06-04-2023, 12:24 PM
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Focus Cletus
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Sharks are really careful eaters though. They'll take a sniff, maybe a tiny nibble, then come back later with a knife and fork if they're satisfied with their meal
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Originally Posted By CockSalesman⏩
Wincel, is that a picture of your MUSLIM brother? Don't you have something better to do (like plotting and scheming your next Jihad attack)? or simply getting back to manning your kebab cart?don't blame you for your lashing-out. the entire world hates Muslims and they are a cancer wherever they seem to go. as a matter of fact, second generation Muslims are more likely to be -ists than their parents....mainly because they are more aware how much they are despised being seen as the cockroaches of society.
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Perhaps this kid didn't spend enough time under the walmart HVAC system to become fully immunized against shark bites
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I think we all had that moment where we had the impulse to do something idiotic but in the moment it just feels right.
Like one evening when i was 19 years old me and friends were drunk. In a moment of funny idiocy I walked over to 3 russians and talked to them and made fun of their language.
I woke up in hospital that night. Still have a tiny scar on my forehead.
Like one evening when i was 19 years old me and friends were drunk. In a moment of funny idiocy I walked over to 3 russians and talked to them and made fun of their language.
I woke up in hospital that night. Still have a tiny scar on my forehead.
Everything I post is trash.
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Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
What do you see, CletusWincel, is that a picture of your MUSLIM brother? Don't you have something better to do (like plotting and scheming your next Jihad attack)? or simply getting back to manning your kebab cart?
don't blame you for your lashing-out. the entire world hates Muslims and they are a cancer wherever they seem to go. as a matter of fact, second generation Muslims are more likely to be -ists than their parents....mainly because they are more aware how much they are despised being seen as the cockroaches of society.
don't blame you for your lashing-out. the entire world hates Muslims and they are a cancer wherever they seem to go. as a matter of fact, second generation Muslims are more likely to be -ists than their parents....mainly because they are more aware how much they are despised being seen as the cockroaches of society.
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Originally Posted By TitusVI⏩
I was camping with some friends in bear country. Alcohol and showing off to sloots is a dangerous combination when you're 19. Anyways we heard the loud cracking noises of a very large animal wandering around in the woods, it was around midnight. Some of the group started getting nervous but I decided to announce that I wasn't scared of bears and wandered into the woods where the sounds were coming from. Luckily for me whatever was there probably thought I must be a dangerous retard, and either hid or evacuated the areaI think we all had that moment where we had the impulse to do something idiotic but in the moment it just feels right.
Like one evening when i was 19 years old me and friends were drunk. In a moment of funny idiocy I walked over to 3 russians and talked to them and made fun of their language.
I woke up in hospital that night. Still have a tiny scar on my forehead.
Like one evening when i was 19 years old me and friends were drunk. In a moment of funny idiocy I walked over to 3 russians and talked to them and made fun of their language.
I woke up in hospital that night. Still have a tiny scar on my forehead.
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Originally Posted By CockSalesman⏩
laugh it off wincel. I know that you know I hit you where it hurts.
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a great example of natural selection.
he is sure to win a darwin award for this.
he is sure to win a darwin award for this.
Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
The teen brain is still developing. I can't even ... Adults help children as the children grow, that's our role as members of society. We failed this child.You know.. it would've saved his life if public school actually taught anything useful, you know like don't jump into the ocean on a booze cruise, how currents work, that sharks follow ships etc etc
NPC personality, no inner conscious speaking to him; teens do retarded things(myself included) but it never occurred to me to jump off a perfectly good ship
NPC personality, no inner conscious speaking to him; teens do retarded things(myself included) but it never occurred to me to jump off a perfectly good ship
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