imagine being this retarded

WTF did he expect to happen once he jumped in? what an absolute dumb fuk.

Imagine being at the funeral knowing this dumbass died because he jumped off a ship

Gen z can't focus on one event, they have to pan the camera around to the scenery, then take a selfie etc

I said this to my GF the other day, phone cameras havent got any better since like 2008 but dumb normies keep falling for it

Wonder if the shark digested his meal yet

No Sharkies should take a perma ban if sharks are confirmed.

How would sharks ever be confirmed?

see sig

dont jump bro

this is CGI, right?

Doesn't matter how long he could float on his back for, the waves and rip would eventually sink him

that is some darwin chit if not.


people die trying to look cool all the time.

24 pages??? This thread is still goin? I stopped reading at page 15, new cliffs?

Lmaooo

If one turns itself in and confesses

only white people do dumb chit like this

yeah bro only white people do **** like this too smh

you’re conflating dumb whites with based whites

Dumb whites are some of the biggest retards on the planet (hence this thread - a grown ass white man that decided to jump off a ship and get eaten by a shark)

lol @ race in this scenario

hes 18 and drunk on a boat with other drunk 18 year olds

I guess you haven't seen some of the ****** selfie deaths

Probably a ****** yourself since your country is pretty much a gypsy colony

Okay? He’s 18 years old, not 18 months old. That is an adult. Even a Down syndrome child would know this is a dumb idea

Kinda funny, in my Twitter feed, people STILL arguing about whether or not there is a shark(s) is still showing up. Even some "experts" talking about how they worked on Bahamanian tourist boat and those are waves (Bahamas PR in panic mode! prolly).

On one hand I get it; I immediately saw the first shark but in your heart you don't want it to be that so you dismiss it. Second shark undeniable though. I'm sure his parents think right now think he could be on a deserted island drinking pina coladas cuz their cope must be so strong to not believe sharks present.

btw: more evidence...bull shark's eyes glow...some tweeters captured stills of this (INB4 muh photoshop)

https://balisharks.com/exploring-the...nique-feature/

"Bull sharks are one of the most feared species in the ocean. Known for their aggressive behavior and razor-sharp teeth, they are considered one of the most dangerous sharks in the world. But what many people don’t know is that bull sharks have a unique feature that makes them stand out amongst other sharks: their eyes reflect red in the right conditions."
NOBODY INTENTIONALLY DARED HIM WITH THE AWARENESS OF SHARKS IN THE WATER!

"bye bye" was sarcastic trolling.

those kids thought he was just jestermaxxing and encouraged him to jump. they didn't think that their dream-trip would be cut short and they would be attending a funeral a week later....or they wouldn't have dared him.

Romania is still one of the greatest in the world, that is why people like tate moved here instead of living in chitty countries like America, Uk etc

He's right though. It's kinda interesting how different races have different brands of stupidity. Some gangbanger in Chiraq would never jump off a cruise into the ocean (may not go at all even if the opportunity presented itself) or even go on a hike in the woods, but wouldn't think twice doing something risky like getting into a shootout or stealing a car. Meanwhile white frat boys are scared to go to the hood but will gladly jump off of a 7th floor balcony into the ocean or some equally crazy chit, like getting super close to wildlife. No matter the race 18yr olds are generally reckless and impulsive they just have different brands of stupidity. Really depends on upbringing to determine the kind of crazy chit they get into.

I don’t give a fuk about the sharks, why tf would you jump off a ship? Even if there were no sharks how was he intending to get back on? Even a Down syndrome 6 year old would know this is a stupid AF idea. Imagine being 18 and wasting your life doing something so stupid that even a 4 year old would know it’s full retard

Well....I'm assuming if one had Down's Syndrome he wouldn't have the sex drive of an 18yo broccoli-head on a vacation with a bunch of his high-school crushes. you know some of those guys (Chads) were living out their porn fantasies.

fml...these high school Chads prolly had threesomes on that trip.

personally, I don't drink alcohol... but if pussy is involved on a date...I willingly will hand over my credit card to get drunk. imagine this kid thought similarly.

cliffs:

that girl is 13 years old there, that’s Danielle pertusiello

more proof. audio isolated.

pay attention at starting at second 14-16. those are male screams of terror. too far away from the ship to be someone on board and would be out-of-context that someone would scream AAARRGH! twice on the ship.

why are you posting 13 year old girls?

thats funny...you seem to be the only one who knows her age?

reported to feds.

Watched a different vid and it looks like he is punching away sharks and left arm is gone or in a sharks mouth. When he turns you can’t see left and he just using right arm

Seems like the Audio was edited, dude says “omfg there’s some fukin shh…(ark?).” “Some chit ou”….. dude was stuttering or got edited but basically was trying to say “omfg there’s a shark, some chit out there”

Then homey says “bye bye” cause he probably say shark too.

Overwhelming evidence for anybody with a shred of common sense.


Seems more & more like the Bahama government or somebody is trying real hard to cover up the story of him being gobbled up because they are worried it will hurt their image/economy