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06-16-2023, 08:47 AM
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People who don't sleep on their sides have inadequate waste disposal in their brain (the primary function of sleep). People who sleep on their back experience sleep apnea and snoring. All of these can lead to mental difficulties like poor OP over here is experiencing.
How does literally every mammal sleep? How would you sleep outside on the hard ground if you didn't have the modern comfort of your bed? On your side, with your arm under your head.
How does literally every mammal sleep? How would you sleep outside on the hard ground if you didn't have the modern comfort of your bed? On your side, with your arm under your head.
06-16-2023, 08:54 AM
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Since moving to the ****ing desert sleeping on my back leads to an accumulation of concrete like mucus at the back of my throat in the morning. Usually sneezing can help dislodge it but it is a straight up mucus brick every morning.
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06-16-2023, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩
lol this. For some reason my body is at "high alert" when i'm on my back and I just can't sleep, and when I do I'm almost guaranteed to get sleep paralysis.Good luck with your sleep paralysis goals this summer. No thx Jeffery
06-16-2023, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted By yewotm8⏩
ive probably slept over 200 nights on hard ground outside (if not more) from military days and and always slept on my backPeople who don't sleep on their sides have inadequate waste disposal in their brain (the primary function of sleep). People who sleep on their back experience sleep apnea and snoring. All of these can lead to mental difficulties like poor OP over here is experiencing.
How does literally every mammal sleep? How would you sleep outside on the hard ground if you didn't have the modern comfort of your bed? On your side, with your arm under your head.
How does literally every mammal sleep? How would you sleep outside on the hard ground if you didn't have the modern comfort of your bed? On your side, with your arm under your head.
06-16-2023, 09:01 AM
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This whole thread has made me laugh because of the facts...

06-16-2023, 09:01 AM
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This is the most comfortable sleeping position


06-16-2023, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
Same. Mostly.Side sleep crew
Started as a stomach sleeper when I was a kid. Now side/back/side.
Originally Posted By nattyandweak⏩
Head or feet to the south though?Sleep facing the south on your back for maximum gains.
Originally Posted By ReppinHoes69⏩
Gayest post I have seen here in a long time. And that's saying something.This is the most comfortable sleeping position


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06-16-2023, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By ReppinHoes69⏩
just lol at sleeping like this srsThis is the most comfortable sleeping position


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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Stay based katyaSame. Mostly.
Started as a stomach sleeper when I was a kid. Now side/back/side.
Head or feet to the south though?
Gayest post I have seen here in a long time. And that's saying something.
Started as a stomach sleeper when I was a kid. Now side/back/side.
Head or feet to the south though?
Gayest post I have seen here in a long time. And that's saying something.
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06-16-2023, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Condo41⏩
This happens to me too. If i fall asleep on my back in bed, on the couch, leaning back in a chair or any other way, i wake up with my brain working but i can't move at all for what feels like forever but im sure is only a few seconds. I have to consciously tell myself to move and sometimes still can't. Once i can focus myself and move my head, then the rest of my body wakes up.OK well if I sleep on my back I get sleep paralysis every tim so f*ck you
Often times ill even have some hallucinations during that period of being stuck, but that only happens if I'm in bed and completely laid out flat on my back. Its pretty wild, so i do what I can to avoid sleeping on my back. I'm a stomach sleeper with both hands under my pillow.
06-16-2023, 09:14 AM
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Sometimes when I'm feeling extra brave and need a shake up in my life, I'll eat a few canned jalapeños, sleep on my back with no pillow.
I'll either have a nightmare or a sex dream, I'll either have hat man jerking it in the corner shadows of my room, or a succubus riding my morning wood sucking the life out of me through my schlock.
It's just a grab bag of fun
I'll either have a nightmare or a sex dream, I'll either have hat man jerking it in the corner shadows of my room, or a succubus riding my morning wood sucking the life out of me through my schlock.
It's just a grab bag of fun
06-16-2023, 09:17 AM
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People who sleep on their stomach & sides are much more likely to experience musculoskeletal issues & compressed nerve bundles; they tend to toss around all night
The correct way to sleep is on your back with your neck as straight as possible
The correct way to sleep is on your back with your neck as straight as possible
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06-16-2023, 09:20 AM
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pics are killing me
06-16-2023, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
exactly. its not a coincidence I am 6 foot 3 (srs). back sleeping since I was a youth maximized my height gainsPeople who sleep on their stomach & sides are much more likely to experience musculoskeletal issues & compressed nerve bundles; they tend to toss around all night
The correct way to sleep is on your back with your neck as straight as possible
The correct way to sleep is on your back with your neck as straight as possible
dad is only 5 foot 10
06-16-2023, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
real man focuses on his sleep gains at night when sleeping and doesnt have time to cuddle or spoon with a sloot.WTF.
A real man sleeps as the big spoon, grabbing a handful of boobage.
A real man sleeps as the big spoon, grabbing a handful of boobage.

06-16-2023, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
sleep on your back. let them side sleep and put their arms on you.Back sleeping is definitely it and how I try to sleep by myself.
I side sleep with sloots though which wrecks my shoulders. Anyone else have this problem and have solutions?
I side sleep with sloots though which wrecks my shoulders. Anyone else have this problem and have solutions?
my shoulders are too jacked/wide to side sleep.
06-16-2023, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
There isn't one; your shoulders will always throw your spine out of alignment relative to centerline, no pillow can correct thatBack sleeping is definitely it and how I try to sleep by myself.
I side sleep with sloots though which wrecks my shoulders. Anyone else have this problem and have solutions?
I side sleep with sloots though which wrecks my shoulders. Anyone else have this problem and have solutions?
People will naturally compensate by protracting their scapula but then you're now compressing the 3 main nerves that run down the arm; therego tight neck tissues that keeps chiropractors in business
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06-16-2023, 09:59 AM
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But who was "recovery position"??
This is scientificly proven to be the best sleeping position. Lol at you backsleeping mouth breathers. Women sleep on their stomach because they have tits that make it more comfortable to lay like that.

This is scientificly proven to be the best sleeping position. Lol at you backsleeping mouth breathers. Women sleep on their stomach because they have tits that make it more comfortable to lay like that.

06-16-2023, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted By ProudKraut⏩
do i need someone to help me get into this position?But who was "recovery position"??
This is scientificly proven to be the best sleeping position. Lol at you backsleeping mouth breathers. Women sleep on their stomach because they have tits that make it more comfortable to lay like that.

This is scientificly proven to be the best sleeping position. Lol at you backsleeping mouth breathers. Women sleep on their stomach because they have tits that make it more comfortable to lay like that.

06-16-2023, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By ScrillaIsBake⏩
LMFAO DedFound a pic of OP's dad waking him up from sleeping on his back

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