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post 1684959613 06-20-2023, 10:12 AM
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Thankful mom never caught me with my dink out, she found my search history tho when i was like ten and grilled me about it, that was humiliating lol

My dad walked in on me once getting finished off by my GF, I saw him come in and closed my eyes, it was too late to stop, busted my thick load all over my girl and when I opened my eyes he was gone lol. He was casual about it, just told me don't be doing that anywhere my youngers brothers could walk in, do it in a private place. I was just in the basement rec room
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post 1684959733 06-20-2023, 10:14 AM
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I'm not reading that until you correctly spell "realize"



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post 1684960083 06-20-2023, 10:18 AM
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always checks bluetooth before watching porn crew

by "son" are we talking "adult son"? or teenage son?

I'd never be able to face my parents again if I were an adult. srs.
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post 1684960553 06-20-2023, 10:25 AM
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My fleshlight was "Out for delivery" and I had to work a 5pm night shift. Waited till the last minute but package didn't make it. I changed the delivery schedule to deliver at a different day but UPS delivered anyways. Dad was at home and mom came home a little later. I remember coming home after night shift and parents were still awake in the living room. I picked up the package and bolted to my room. Parents asked what it was and I told them it was something for school while shaking. The tape on the package seal did seem untouched but was a bit off. Like the tape wasn't fully attached.
post 1684960643 06-20-2023, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted By miscallday12⏩
My fleshlight was "Out for delivery" and I had to work a 5pm night shift. Waited till the last minute but package didn't make it. I changed the delivery schedule to deliver at a different day but UPS delivered anyways. Dad was at home and mom came home a little later. I remember coming home after night shift and parents were still awake in the living room. I picked up the package and bolted to my room. Parents asked what it was and I told them it was something for school while shaking. The tape on the package seal did seem untouched but was a bit off. Like the tape wasn't fully attached.
Lol. Fleshlights should be required to ship with extremely generic packaging and from labels
post 1684960723 06-20-2023, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
Lol. Fleshlights should be required to ship with extremely generic packaging and from labels
They do ship via discreet packaging + company name. All fair game when package is opened tho.
post 1684960913 06-20-2023, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Yes he is trying to find a way to go about it, but the wife is convinced it is some type of robot because the son is always banging on about AI and bitcoin and a few weeks before had shown her a Boston dynamics video.

He said you could only see the metal rod attached to the dildo and her imagination has added that it must be connected to a robot, and she is right it kinda is, but not one with two arms and legs.

Her theory is no woman would want to bang a robot or take a baseball bat thick cawk in the ass so that’s why they tied her up.

Even if they tell her I don’t think it will make much difference as seeing this giant phallus pounding this girls screaming ass and her son fapping to it has put an horrible image in her head and what her son is into.

I mean, of all things to see. Obviously wouldn’t have been so bad if it was just two people having sex.

My neighbour has told me about her before when he was drunk and how she has never sucked his cawk even though he has tried to get her into it, she also doesn’t like getting eaten out in all the time they’ve been together and he’s thought about leaving her in the past.
Wow he picked a real winner.
post 1684960993 06-20-2023, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Yes he is trying to find a way to go about it, but the wife is convinced it is some type of robot because the son is always banging on about AI and bitcoin and a few weeks before had shown her a Boston dynamics video.

He said you could only see the metal rod attached to the dildo and her imagination has added that it must be connected to a robot, and she is right it kinda is, but not one with two arms and legs.

Her theory is no woman would want to bang a robot or take a baseball bat thick cawk in the ass so that’s why they tied her up.

Even if they tell her I don’t think it will make much difference as seeing this giant phallus pounding this girls screaming ass and her son fapping to it has put an horrible image in her head and what her son is into.

I mean, of all things to see. Obviously wouldn’t have been so bad if it was just two people having sex.

My neighbour has told me about her before when he was drunk and how she has never sucked his cawk even though he has tried to get her into it, she also doesn’t like getting eaten out in all the time they’ve been together and he’s thought about leaving her in the past.
How the fuk are people married to women who don't even suck cawk. It doesn't make any sense in my mind. Like how does any man accept that?
post 1684961173 06-20-2023, 10:37 AM
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Lmao


Imagine being that dad and knowing full well that this is fine and the son is probably ok but not wanting to tell the wife for fear of freaking her out about the true male sex drive.



Dad should have stepped up. “I’d love to strap you down like that too and use my cawk honey, I’m no serial killer the kid is fine”.
post 1684961193 06-20-2023, 10:37 AM
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Lmao!

This is why i only watch vanilla porn. Relatable porn. Maybe some mouthfuqqin but thats as bad as it gets.
The chinese is collecting all your browser history & its gonna end bad for you perverts, srs.
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post 1684961333 06-20-2023, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Would have a talk with my son about being a cuck and threaten to take him out with me as his wingman to try and get him some tail.

The idea of me doing that would probably seem realistic and horrifying enough to the kiddo to rethink things.


Although I would be more ok to a kid jerking off to a machine plowing a chick since it’s more like normal masturbating than jerking off to some other guy having sex. (Which is what porn watchers are doing)
How is he a cuck? It’s a chick and a dildo….
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post 1684961553 06-20-2023, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted By azumi121⏩
How is he a cuck? It’s a chick and a dildo….
Either way he's coming with a (dumb) hot take. A cuck is somebody who enjoys watching his own wife/gf getting plowed. Not somebody who watches porn or even watches other people have sex.
post 1684961733 06-20-2023, 10:47 AM
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He's a cuck for throwing his son under the bus.
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post 1684962113 06-20-2023, 10:52 AM
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post 1684962293 06-20-2023, 10:55 AM
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post 1684962303 06-20-2023, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
He's a cuck for throwing his son under the bus.
This is true. A real man would just tell his wife that it's nothing to worry about and it's fairly normal porn and far from rape or torture.
post 1684962313 06-20-2023, 10:55 AM
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post 1684962693 06-20-2023, 11:02 AM
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So glad my parents don't know what I've gotten into during my life LMFAO. Thankfully I've always been good at lying and hiding the truth SRS

In the son's defense, that table auto dildo BS pops up on front pages of pr0n sites all the time (no I don't watch that sht but I'm not 12)

I have seen the Japanese girls who get auto fuked while strapped to those racing machines while they get fuked around the track heh
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post 1684962703 06-20-2023, 11:02 AM
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post 1684963073 06-20-2023, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
So glad my parents don't know what I've gotten into during my life LMFAO. Thankfully I've always been good at lying and hiding the truth SRS

In the son's defense, that table auto dildo BS pops up on front pages of pr0n sites all the time (no I don't watch that sht but I'm not 12)

I have seen the Japanese girls who get auto fuked while strapped to those racing machines while they get fuked around the track heh
For me it was the other way around in the early 2000s when my dad didn't know about deleting cookies and browser history lol. Never told him directly what I've seen but I definitely taught him that deleting your browser history is a thing.
post 1684963103 06-20-2023, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
Either way he's coming with a (dumb) hot take. A cuck is somebody who enjoys watching his own wife/gf getting plowed. Not somebody who watches porn or even watches other people have sex.
I actually said less of a cuck in the response you quoted for that exact same reason.
Did you not read or not understand?

Porn in general is being a cuck because you are watching other people banging and jerking off to some guy plowing some girl.

It’s a completely warped mindset. I jerk off all the time, using my imagination to think about what I’m doing. I’m not living in some vicarious fantasy where I’m pretending to be some bald doctor getting some action.

Even with it being a solo masturbation thing with the vid in op. Does the boy get subliminal messages he needs to fuk like a mindless robot with a 12inch prosthetic dik? Is he getting off to a girl receiving something he can never give? Etc..

This is how you ruin sex, ruin men, and make cucks.
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
I actually said less of a cuck in the response you quoted for that exact same reason.
Did you not read or not understand?

Porn in general is being a cuck because you are watching other people banging and jerking off to some guy plowing some girl.

It’s a completely warped mindset. I jerk off all the time, using my imagination to think about what I’m doing. I’m not living in some vicarious fantasy where it’s some bald doctor getting some action.
I perfectly understood. I was responding specifically to the bolded part which is just plain wrong. Being a cuck is getting off on seeing YOUR girl getting plowed by ANOTHER man. Watching two random people having sex has nothing to do with cuckoldry at all.
post 1684963903 06-20-2023, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
I perfectly understood. I was responding specifically to the bolded part which is just plain wrong. Being a cuck is getting off on seeing YOUR girl getting plowed by ANOTHER man. Watching two random people having sex has nothing to do with cuckoldry at all.
“I’m just going to ignore half what you say that’s talking about what I’m talking about and bring it up like you never said it”

Twice

How do you even talk with people.

Ignoring the obvious elephant in the room that the kid prolly jerks off to all kinds of porn and the talk is still extremely relevant.
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
“I’m just going to ignore half what you say that’s talking about what I’m talking about and bring it up like you never said it”

Twice

How do you even talk with people.
You've repeatedly made the point that you think watching regular porn makes somebody a cuck. I'm replying specifically to that point. Seems pretty straightforward to me. Not sure what point you're missing?
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I want to see the pron vid to see if the mom had a point.
When I was about 16 I was watching some simulated r@pe pron, but then I realised it wasn't simulated at all. Only vaguely remember it but the chick was getting her ass beat while this dude deadass r@ped her. I think it was on Limewire
post 1684966333 06-20-2023, 12:04 PM
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I'd be more embarrassed of my parents finding out I misc (srs)
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I’ve been caught by my mom at least three times and my dad at least once. A little embarrassed the first three times but did not give a fuk anymore the last time.
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩
I’ve been caught by my mom at least three times and my dad at least once. A little embarrassed the first three times but did not give a fuk anymore the last time.
I got caught once and it was all really high quality stuff . Wasn't ashamed at all.
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