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Forum ยป If you get hard on a public toilet, where do you put your dick? Srs
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post 1686686693 07-17-2023, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted By SaltyDog920⏩
Legit confused...doesn't the dick even in flaccid state touch the porcelain already? That's why I always line with toilet paper. If you're getting a hard on and it's touching the rim, then I'm questioning why you're getting erect in a man's bathroom with male feces and piss everywhere?

But now I'm genuinely curious. I think I may have never been taught to use the ****ter properly. Don't you tuck your dick down so you can pee while pooping? You don't just let it rest on top of the seat, right?





No, he's not talking big dick problems. He's talking getting a hard on surrounded by male feces and piss problem.
Wait.... is there a difference between male and female feces? Can you control your boner at will?
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post 1686687713 07-17-2023, 02:41 PM
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I don't worry about it it's so strong that it makes its own hole right through the porcelain.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1686687763 07-17-2023, 02:42 PM
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How do you get hard inside a public toilet? That's gross AF.
post 1686687863 07-17-2023, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
I don't worry about it it's so strong that it makes its own hole right through the porcelain.
Fuk, mirin
Originally Posted By Trillical⏩
How do you get hard inside a public toilet? That's gross AF.
Thanks, i feel like chit now.
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post 1686688563 07-17-2023, 02:59 PM
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You always hold your dick the entire time. Can't risk it touching anything. Don't see what being hard has to do with it.

I haven't taken a chit without holding my dick the entire time since I was like 16. Wtf?
post 1686689563 07-17-2023, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Wait.... is there a difference between male and female feces? Can you control your boner at will?
Maybe? Probably need a DNA sample expert to say for sure. As far as control, I literally could never get a boner in a public smelly bathroom if I was in there by myself. Sorry bro, you should feel like chit. You literally got a boner while smelling male poop (possibly gender neutral poop), urine, and exchanging penile germs from the toilet seat.
post 1686691083 07-17-2023, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted By SaltyDog920⏩
Maybe? Probably need a DNA sample expert to say for sure. As far as control, I literally could never get a boner in a public smelly bathroom if I was in there by myself. Sorry bro, you should feel like chit. You literally got a boner while smelling male poop (possibly gender neutral poop), urine, and exchanging penile germs from the toilet seat.
I was by myself though. Wait, does that mean I'm attracted to me?
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