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post 1687006213 07-22-2023, 05:16 PM
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The second they break up she’ll have zero interest in you.
post 1687006343 07-22-2023, 05:21 PM
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I know of people irl that pulled chit like this and they are DEFINITELY losers

LMAO @ OP srs
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post 1687006443 07-22-2023, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted By RagnarChadbrok
Lmaooo was that him? Smh

Kinda loling too about how OP mentions another girl in one of his stories is one of this guy’s exes. Seems like OP may not be able to pull his own girls in this league, and has started a parasitic orbiter relationship with a bigger chad to eat off his plate. Disappointing chit mane
lol. He must have thought people would say he's the good guy but now saying it happens all the time and the guy is cool with it.
post 1687006533 07-22-2023, 05:26 PM
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Are you sure you didn't just watch Jackie Brown, the scene with Deniro and Bridget Fonda before she went full dreamer bulk?

post 1687006683 07-22-2023, 05:31 PM
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I’m sensing a thread backfire?
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post 1687006693 07-22-2023, 05:32 PM
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post 1687006923 07-22-2023, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
Are you sure you didn't just watch Jackie Brown, the scene with Deniro and Bridget Fonda before she went full dreamer bulk?

based
post 1687007263 07-22-2023, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Biggest tragedy of all time
I can fix her.
post 1687007693 07-22-2023, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted By TDR24
I’m sensing a thread backfire?
yup
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post 1687008173 07-22-2023, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By xbluexhawkx
yup
Im just sharing tales from my life with my misc friends. For something to backfire, it would require an agenda.
post 1687008313 07-22-2023, 06:09 PM
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u should get her pregnant
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post 1687008333 07-22-2023, 06:10 PM
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Das it mane
I normally last a long time
But in a situation like that I would deliberately try to nut in 30 seconds or less
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Haven't worn a condom since middle school crew

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post 1687008343 07-22-2023, 06:10 PM
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I’m not gonna act holier than thou or anything like that. I know the exact type of girl you’re talking about, and the exact level of homie you have, and have been in that position many times srs

I have never done it to any of my friends but I don’t blame you I get it. I know a lot of people who have done similar and people who would go way further without giving a fuk

Duck it life moves on, at the end of the day you only have yourself boyo
post 1687008483 07-22-2023, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
I actually keep this entirely separate from my actual life, so it's definitely not a lifestyle for me. Just a little fun on the weekend occasionally when I'm not grinding for work and at the gym. These people have never been to my house, although we only live a few blocks from each other.
It just a little treat.
post 1687008833 07-22-2023, 06:22 PM
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I would just go NC on your friend and his girl at this point. The guys talk about the bro code. It sounds like they are toxic people to hang out with so you’re not missing out.
post 1687009293 07-22-2023, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss
I would just go NC on your friend and his girl at this point. The guys talk about the bro code.It sounds like they are toxic people to hang out with so you’re not missing out.
OP is a loser just like them, why would he NC them? they're perfect for each other.

lol @ "so you're not missing out"
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post 1687009503 07-22-2023, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss
I would just go NC on your friend and his girl at this point. The guys talk about the bro code. It sounds like they are toxic people to hang out with so you’re not missing out.
My friend actually isn't toxic. But his girl is.

There's no reason to go NC, because I have zero emotional ties to these people. I can step in and out of this particular relationship at any time. If I wanted to do my own thing for three months and then start hanging out with them again, it would be ok.
post 1687010603 07-22-2023, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Kawhilights
You’re forgetting the most dangerous part of all of this though. She’s a young, crazy hot girl. Is she white?

At any moment she could accuse you of rape just to create drama if that’s how screwed up she is in the head. Or your boy could snap and put a bullet in you, you don’t know him well enough to know how he’ll react to news like this.

Dumb idea overall considering the proximity.
This. I wouldn’t put it past a crazy 18 year old slut with BPD to falsely accuse OP of rape in the future. And of course, because society is full of pathetic little white knight ph@ggots they’ll believe her at face value.
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post 1687010893 07-22-2023, 07:19 PM
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OP is probably lying.if not hes a dumb fuk.guys your neighbor,not really a friend but hangs out every weekend,does drugs and parties but is not a degen.LMAO im not buying it.i got a different story thats kinda similar but not.im not gonna tell it but if your for real OP it sounds like your just a bunch of degens.your such a loser you cant get drugs from people whos GF you dont wanna bang?GTFO take your degen card and STFU.or take your things that happened card.pick one
post 1687010973 07-22-2023, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
Im just sharing tales from my life with my misc friends.
Who are his friends here? Sound off.

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Disagree with me, fine; but before calling me a fraudster click: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=185252663

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post 1687011003 07-22-2023, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
My friend actually isn't toxic. But his girl is.

There's no reason to go NC, because I have zero emotional ties to these people. I can step in and out of this particular relationship at any time. If I wanted to do my own thing for three months and then start hanging out with them again, it would be ok.
Sometimes you have to step away from drama, but it sounds like you like it.
post 1687011163 07-22-2023, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss
Sometimes you have to step away from drama, but it sounds like you like it.
Nah, I'm actually very anti-drama. But I am willing to tolerate it in situations where I can easily separate from it(and there are other benefits involved).

There's nothing worse than family drama or workplace drama that you have to kinda just sit back and accept. But if this situation ever became too uncomfortable for me, I'd honestly just stop hanging out with them.
post 1687015423 07-22-2023, 09:05 PM
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Degens seem the type to let zero drama come from quickly smashing one's gf with rugs.
post 1687015523 07-22-2023, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
I know we do some degenerate chit here from time to time, but goddamn OP.
Lol'd
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post 1687015663 07-22-2023, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish
u should get her pregnant
She actually made a point to tell me yesterday that she has an IUD.
post 1687015703 07-22-2023, 09:13 PM
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post 1687016103 07-22-2023, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
I don't know her last name, but she looks like this girl with with darker hair.

I couldn’t get hard especially with soda in my system if that’s what she looks like. Plus it’s pretty scummy to do that to a buddy.
post 1687016163 07-22-2023, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Lmao oldest babytrap trick in the book

Come on op you’re a smart guy right
I dunno, this girl is a pretty big whore. I'd think if she made it to 18 without having any children, it's probably true. I'd guess this girl lost her virginity sometime around like 13.
post 1687016793 07-22-2023, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
I dunno, this girl is a pretty big whore. I'd think if she made it to 18 without having any children, it's probably true. I'd guess this girl lost her virginity sometime around like 13.
Just read fhe OP amd this post I assume she told you she can't get pregnant?

She's lying.
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Originally Posted By ScrillaIsBake
Strong everything
Great summary of the OP lol.
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