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post 1687223533 07-26-2023, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33
this maroon thinks today's comics are better than Rickles... is there no end to his lies?
Lol. There are definitely better comics than Rickles today. That doesn't mean all comics today are better than Rickles, derp. Bill Burr, for example, is far, far better than Rickles ever hoped to be.
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Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."
post 1687223643 07-26-2023, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33
this maroon thinks today's comics are better than Rickles... is there no end to his lies?
He's just being his normal argumentative self and probably doesn't believe that or even GAF.

But we all made fun of his idol Sillie for watching the BARBIE movie, so he'll go down swinging lol.
It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
post 1687223793 07-26-2023, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
He's just being his normal argumentative self and probably doesn't believe that or even GAF.

But we all made fun of his idol Sillie for watching the BARBIE movie, so he'll go down swinging lol.
Posting in between those 72 holes of golf, son.
post 1687223943 07-26-2023, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris
Posting in between those 72 holes of golf, son.
I dunno... I kinda think he'd take some time off from the 72 holes of speed golf and the shooting 1k rounds of ammo on the range everyday to defend Sillie.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
post 1687224503 07-26-2023, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
He's just being his normal argumentative self and probably doesn't believe that or even GAF.

But we all made fun of his idol Sillie for watching the BARBIE movie, so he'll go down swinging lol.
Z-1.3454535 is very protective of his pink Barbie friend. Always has been. Always will be. It is a unique, almost symbiotic relationship of homo erotic love.

After seeing Z-1.4354354 post the past few days about Don Rickles and blue grass country music, things that only an elder would really know about, it is very obvious that he is a senior citizen. Probably over the age of 65.

I always thought he was being condescending with his 'son' that ends all of his sentences. And it is. But now I know there is more to that story. S much more. As a senior we really would seem like a son to him plus it is a common thing that a golden ager would say.

We must respect our elderly crushers.

Over/under age is 64.5 golden years.
Words to live by...."You're at the shopping mall with your girl but a hot chick walks by. Are you going to look at the hot girl? No. You use your peripheral vision."
post 1687224833 07-26-2023, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris
Posting in between those 72 holes of golf, son.
Not today. Have to close a huge deal in a few hours, son.
Originally Posted By BeachPro11
Z-1.3454535 is very protective of his pink Barbie friend. Always has been. Always will be. It is a unique, almost symbiotic relationship of homo erotic love.

After seeing Z-1.4354354 post the past few days about Don Rickles and blue grass country music, things that only an elder would really know about, it is very obvious that he is a senior citizen. Probably over the age of 65.

I always thought he was being condescending with his 'son' that ends all of his sentences. And it is. But now I know there is more to that story. S much more. As a senior we really would seem like a son to him plus it is a common thing that a golden ager would say.

We must respect our elderly crushers.

Over/under age is 64.5 golden years.
Lol. Just last week you said I was a teenager living with my parents. Now you think I'm over 65. Like I said, your mind is out there, son. You think my avi is a guy beating a woman and you think a hammer to the head is gay foreplay and now you think I'm a senior citizen. Lmao, son.

Btw, bluegrass is currently trending popular music. Hillbilly Bushlouse might call it newgrass because most of the new players have teeth.
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Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."
post 1687224873 07-26-2023, 10:07 AM
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he's super serial this time guys
post 1687225123 07-26-2023, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By z4v4
Not today. Have to close a huge deal in a few hours, son..
Of course you do...Crusherlol.
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post 1687225273 07-26-2023, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
Of course you do...Crusherlol.
Yup, they teed it up for me, and Imma smack it out of the park. You could use a nickel's worth, son.
Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."
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Originally Posted By z4v4
Not today. Have to close a huge deal in a few hours, son.
Crushing it, son.
post 1687225913 07-26-2023, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
Of course you do...Crusherlol.
why do I have the feeling his big deal is dropping a deuce in the toilet?
post 1687226133 07-26-2023, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted By z4v4
Not today. Have to close a huge deal in a few hours, son.
LMAO!!
Originally Posted By z4v4
I'll keep that in mind when I'm playing golf in a couple of hours and meeting with my partner to lock in some killer contracts this afternoon.
Always... ALWAYS a deal to be made when Carl Spackler finds himself in a jam!

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
post 1687226293 07-26-2023, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
LMAO!!



Always... ALWAYS a deal to be made when Carl Spackler finds himself in a jam!

it's all about alliteration son, killer contracts crusher
post 1687226303 07-26-2023, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
Hard to pick just one, but I'm still LMAO'ing at the top secret "specialty store" that he gets all his groceries delivered from.

He wouldn't tell us the name of it though because food is very personal to him.

Makes sense.

****, forgot about that, "Whole Foods is for poor people, I get my groceries delivered, because I'm too busy crushing it, to go grocery shopping, what place do I get them delivered from, none of your business, it's a "specialty" grocery store for my vegan meals......"
post 1687226563 07-26-2023, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
****, forgot about that, "Whole Foods is for poor people, I get my groceries delivered, because I'm too busy crushing it, to go grocery shopping, what place do I get them delivered from, none of your business, it's a "specialty" grocery store for my vegan meals......"
did we ever include that in the z4 lies thread? that thing deserves a bump
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Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
****, forgot about that, "Whole Foods is for poor people, I get my groceries delivered, because I'm too busy crushing it, to go grocery shopping, what place do I get them delivered from, none of your business, it's a "specialty" grocery store for my vegan meals......"
...And the private chef. Don't forget the private chef, son.
It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
post 1687226813 07-26-2023, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
...And the private chef. Don't forget the private chef, son.
but some people DO have a private chef and I bet there is some super high end grocery store out there.

but find me a gun club that has attendants that clean guns
post 1687227583 07-26-2023, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
Sillie be like "Imma go watch the BARBIE movie and then come back to the misc and rub the wokeness of it in all the cultist faces!"

Cultists: "Aight."
Originally Posted By BeachPro11
I just saw this thread. Please tell me Sillie did not actually go to a movie theater and pay actual $ to see a Barbie movie?


I mean I give him a lot of crap but how is it even possible for a grown straight man to do that?

Also....

Category: Quotable Quotes



QUESTION:Look at these two little homos just BEGGING for my attention. Please please please respond to us XXXXXX. We live to get your attention!

Holy phuk I now know how the star college QB feels like with all the foids begging for his attention.


ANSWER: Things Donald Trump (sillie) would say.

Sillie is just as or even more narcissistic as Trump. Perhaps that is why he resents him so much. He sees so much of himself in Trump.
Originally Posted By Bushmaster
I can just imagine all the PM's that have been flying back and forth today lol..

Sillie: "Dude, I kinda fuked up posting that Barbie thread, can you help me out and run a little interference for me here? Jump in and call everybody racist, that ought to take a little heat off!"

Carl Spackler: "You got it, son!"
Originally Posted By BeachPro11
What this has to do with my post will forever probably remain a mystery.

Other than you defending your sire again. That MAKES SENSE.

Why otherwise???

I have no idea what any of that even means.

It sounds demented.

What is logical and like clockwork is Z-1.34544's rush to defend anything sillie.

Which makes a person go hmmmmmmmmmmmmm????

I mean.....just suck his cawk already. Maybe he could be your caddie and you can get a quickie in each 'hole' that you play.
Originally Posted By BeachPro11
That above anything....is an A1 example of why people like sillie and z-1.3445 and Pat and the entire leftist woke movement is 1000000000000000000% completely full of **** and is to never be trusted.

Look at how "hard" (pun intended) Z.122353 and sillie and Pat are cuming to the defense of this woke movie.

They are tripping over themselves to champion it.

The ironic thing is growing up in a midwestern white area? Barbie was everything these woke libtards hated.
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WHITE. Successful. Religious. Nice home. Blond hair. Blue eyes Career. A conservatives dream.


But now? Opposite world. And the woke roaches come out of the woodwork to defend it
Originally Posted By SaltyDog920
Holy Fook @ this geezer bragging about the little mermaid and barbie just lol! Sad!
Originally Posted By Bushmaster
I haven't seen it yet, but that's a big part of the Oppenheimer story.

He was the scientific darling of WWII, but then after the war they hung him out to dry... because reasons.



He is.
Originally Posted By BeachPro11
That would be great as well.


2 great shop opportunities. Sorry sillie.....you do this to yourself.
Originally Posted By gwg77
He's wearing pink in his avi, close enough for the photo booth
Originally Posted By Bushmaster
Doesn't he look just precious?

(Barbie's dream colostomy bag sold separately)
Originally Posted By gwg77
Holy shั–t, it's 10/10! Brilliant photoshop skills bro! It came out perfect. Thank you so much!

Will hit you when I'm off recharge later this afternoon. Reps for life.

Now if we can just get Sillie to make it his new avi...







Fukin ded. REKT.
Originally Posted By Bushmaster
That plus his ass is apparently still raw from us laughing at Sille for watching the BARBIE movie.
Originally Posted By Bushmaster
No Carl Spackler, I want you to post them since you're the one queefing here.

And just LOL at you still in this thread running interference for your boy by trying to get under the skin of posters who made fun him.

Did you watch Barbie with him Carl?
Originally Posted By Bushmaster
But you were queefing about Rickles and Johnny Carson specifically, like it was 1972 all over again Carl.

So if you know of anybody else then post them up.

Also, how sad are you that Sillie left you to fight his battles for him? Or do you consider it your great honor, son?
Originally Posted By Bushmaster
He's just being his normal argumentative self and probably doesn't believe that or even GAF.

But we all made fun of his idol Sillie for watching the BARBIE movie, so he'll go down swinging lol.
Originally Posted By Bushmaster
Fair enough..

So now that we've got the rayshal part out of the way, do you have any thoughts on Sillie watching the BARBIE movie, son?
HOLY PHUK. Look at these thirsty cultist, deplorable *******s. How many times do you weirdos mention me every single phuking day?

SDS has overtaking what little brains you morons had to start with.

And so we're clear, I care about what you deplorable morons think about me not even one iota. You people are the dregs of humanity, incapable of rational thought or reasonable discourse.

LOVE ME DADDY SILLIE!!!!@@@@#####

SMH...SAD




Chops were funny doh. The deplorable adoration of ol' Sillie, not so much.
Early AM workout crew.
Holy crap dude, Satan's huge crew.
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Originally Posted By SillieBazzillie
HOLY PHUK. Look at these thirsty cultist, deplorable *******s. How many times do you weirdos mention me every single phuking day?

SDS has overtaking what little brains you morons had to start with.

And so we're clear, I care about what you deplorable morons think about me not even one iota. You people are the dregs of humanity, incapable of rational thought or reasonable discourse.

LOVE ME DADDY SILLIE!!!!@@@@#####

SMH...SAD

Chops were funny doh. The deplorable adoration of ol' Sillie, not so much.
I heard your hairline is receding
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
...And the private chef. Don't forget the private chef, son.
Prepares the hemp seeds and the lettuce leaf with a large plate of fries cooked in avocado oil

Mmmmmmm. Yummy
Scubastevo :-What percentage of women have STDs? (serious) If I just wanted to go bareback with any girl that I could get with, what are my chances of ending up bed ridden with STDs?
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Originally Posted By SillieBazzillie
HOLY PHUK. Look at these thirsty cultist, deplorable *******s. How many times do you weirdos mention me every single phuking day?

SDS has overtaking what little brains you morons had to start with.

And so we're clear, I care about what you deplorable morons think about me not even one iota. You people are the dregs of humanity, incapable of rational thought or reasonable discourse.

LOVE ME DADDY SILLIE!!!!@@@@#####

SMH...SAD




Chops were funny doh. The deplorable adoration of ol' Sillie, not so much.
...
Originally Posted By Bushmaster
Lol you are so desperate.

At the end of the day though... You're still a phaqqot and more than likely a closet ped0 for watching a fuking BARBIE movie.
It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33
but find me a gun club that has attendants that clean guns
Tells me you're not a top-tier member of a gun club without telling me you're not a top-tier member of a gun club. Most gun clubs provide cleaning services, but if you lay down the big cash for the elite membership, they'll provide that service for free.

Damn, just took a shower and you guys are sperging out.
Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."
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Originally Posted By z4v4
Tells me you're not a top-tier member of a gun club without telling me you're not a top-tier member of a gun club.Most gun clubs provide cleaning services, but if you lay down the big cash for the elite membership, they'll provide that service for free.

Damn, just took a shower and you guys are sperging out.
Serious shooters clean their own guns Carl.

That's why we're laughing at you. Your e-bragging about things you know nothing about bit you on the ass with this one, son.
It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
Serious shooters clean their own guns Carl.
lol he is so full of chit
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
Serious shooters clean their own guns Carl.
That might be the case, but that was not the assertion. He said gun clubs do not provide gun cleaning services. That is categorically false. Even your hillbilly, only shoots in his backyard, ass knows this.
Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

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Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."
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Originally Posted By z4v4
That might be the case, but that was not the assertion. He said gun clubs do not provide gun cleaning services. That is categorically false. Even your hillbilly, only shoots in his backyard, ass knows this.
I actually didn't know that Carl, because you know why?

I would never let anybody else clean my guns and can't imagine anybody that would, son.
It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
I actually didn't know that Carl, because you know why?
Because you can't afford a gun club membership, son?
Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."
post 1687229593 07-26-2023, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
I would never let anybody else clean my guns and can't imagine anybody that would, son.
Do you do your own gunsmithing?
Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."
post 1687230153 07-26-2023, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By z4v4
Because you can't afford a gun club membership, son?
No, because I have a set of balls and testosterone in my body. You could use a nickel's worth, son.
It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.
post 1687230413 07-26-2023, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Bushmaster
No, because I have a set of balls and testosterone in my body. You could use a nickel's worth, son.
I could clean my guns just as easily as I could clean my house, but I'd rather pay you to do it, son.

Do you do your own gunsmithing?
Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."
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