With November in full swing, it's almost time to break out the decorations. I'm aiming for mid to late November this year. Gonna put some garlands up my banisters, lights in the windows, nice tree in the corner of the living room, Xmas jazz music going on my stereo as I sit by the fire drinking a barrel-aged imperial stout and watching the snow fall slowly outside. It's a nice time of year.

Planning on getting one of those gigantic inflatable santa kunts for my front yard.

What's it looking like on your end? Any of you scroogemaxxing and not decorating?

For your time.....

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nah seriously though, i'm gonna go all out this year

life should be/feel like a celebration and it's felt moody as **** for a long time so I'm gonna get big on the decorations

Overthinking, overanalysing separates the body from the mind

Originally Posted By 7empest⏩

nah seriously though, i'm gonna go all out this year

life should be/feel like a celebration and it's felt moody as **** for a long time so I'm gonna get big on the decorations

Do it, brah. Yuletidemaxx.

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Overthinking, overanalysing separates the body from the mind

"it takes a wise man to know when he is in error and a noble man to admit to it"

Originally Posted By latverian41⏩

I've always put the tree up on Thanksgiving night.

This year is different so will likely put up a small Charlie brown tree

Gotta give those small trees love too, brah.

Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩

OP complains about religion/Christianity in threads.

OP says those that dont celebrate Christmas as a consoomer are scroogmaxing.

LOL

Spoiler!

Yes, because something like Xmas can only be considered in a dichotomous/black and white way: religion or consuming. It can't be about, say, taking a moment to step back in your busy life and be mindful about what is important to you and spending quality time with family.

God bless you, boyo. You're an american classic

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Originally Posted By OptimusTrajan⏩

Why is Christmas starting so early this year? You weren't supposed to do any of this until after Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving has already gone by, brah

December 1 seems like a safe time, though. Can we all agree on that? Or maybe systematically/incrementally? Lights go up first, then garlands, then outside stuff, and finally the tree.

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*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
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*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
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