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post 1694286893 12-02-2023, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted By BigElephant⏩
That's precisely why they are depressed. They don't know adversity, so the slightest thing that isn't perfect sends them into depression. I'm a scrawny manlet that has severe OCD and Schizotypal, and has never had a GF. Yet currently at 35 I'm the happiest I've ever been in life. I have a very small group of friends and family that I talk and spend time with and I cherish that. I find joy in the little things that go right because I know how bad things used to be (I used to be A LOT worse OCD-wise) and because I realize that other people have it a lot worse off than me (poor, homeless, schithole countries, etc). But I had good parents who taught me those lessons growing up too.
I don't know what it's like to live with no adversity.

Literally everyday since middle school I've woken up feeling ugly, lonely, and without any affirmation from anyone. Literally 12 years of hell. Most girls would've roped years ago in my shoes.

It's just the life of a Sub-5 ****** incel I guess
post 1694287603 12-02-2023, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted By LickingMuzzHole⏩
I don't know what it's like to live with no adversity.
Really...you live at home, pay no rent, spend your money on hookers, and chit post all day even on the clock...




post 1694287673 12-02-2023, 10:43 PM
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Half the misc when settling down

“I have inserted my tongue into the anal orifices of multiple other women in the past, but I hope that our first kiss is romantic and leads to a meaningful relationship.”
post 1694287723 12-02-2023, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Rebel012⏩
Really...you live at home, pay no rent, spend your money on hookers, and chit post all day even on the clock...
I'd wager most 23 year olds are living with their parents in 2023. The average age kids move out is like 28 now (look it up). I'm not having some special privilege living at home a year out of college. And i'd say having to spend money to get a basic need like sex is further proof of my adversity

Face the facts, I'm oppressed. Most of these slut whores have lived privileged lives easily getting sex and boyfriends and easily forming social groups and having everyone simp and kiss their ass.

Me? I'm an incel because of my genetics and I get treated with disrespect by everyone because of my subhuman looks. I've lived with adversity my whole life
post 1694288423 12-02-2023, 11:04 PM
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post 1694288663 12-02-2023, 11:13 PM
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post 1694288783 12-02-2023, 11:18 PM
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Like OP pretending to walk into a bathroom during a date, even though he doesn't actually know how to use a toilet. That sort of dishonesty?
post 1694297213 12-03-2023, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted By OldDirtyBulk⏩
Like OP pretending to walk into a bathroom during a date, even though he doesn't actually know how to use a toilet. That sort of dishonesty?
reported for ban evasion
post 1694297403 12-03-2023, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Woah op with the truth bombs out of nowhere I did not expect that.
Nobody expected it because OP didn't write it.


He stole it from someone else off the internet and posing it as his own.
post 1694297513 12-03-2023, 07:30 AM
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This is all standard advice and common sense but many many incel types are too dumb to ignore this. Actually tell chicks they havent had sex in 5 years ect.


dude just make some white lies. Maybe you get caught in a lie but the alternative is that her pussy becomes drier than death valley and she drops you after the first date, you never bang ect.

She is going to be lying and misrepresenting chit to you constantly anyways.
post 1694301563 12-03-2023, 09:44 AM
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post 1694301783 12-03-2023, 09:51 AM
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Honestly, just be yourself. When you start molding yourself to become some sloot fantasy guy, it opens you up to a bunch of confusion and self hate.

Pussy isn't worth it. Find happiness within, so you don't have to Jestermaxx for girls to fill some empty hole within.
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post 1694302163 12-03-2023, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzzlrpress⏩
Hey OliverHeldens, how long have you been on ozempic and how much weight did you lose? What weight are you on rn (and whats ur height)? what's your goal weight? and are you still taking ozempic after your goal weight?

For me? I've been on ozempic since May. I went from 195 lbs to 176 lbs (checked my weight this morning. My goal weight is 165 ish and I'm 5'10. I will stop ozempic after I reach my goal
I actually haven't done an injection in a couple weeks because I've been on vacation, but will likely start up again this week. I started in April and was about 270 at that time, and now weigh about 235. Also have gained at least 20 pounds of muscle during that time.

I like it, but the most I'll take at this point is a small maintenance dose just to keep me from doing binges. It does hold back muscle development a bit, but I go through seasonal periods where I eat a lot, so it helps control those. Still have about 10 pounds of fat left that i'd like to lose, then hold it there permanently so the skin can fully tighten.
post 1694302463 12-03-2023, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted By GatorBoy92⏩
Nobody expected it because OP didn't write it.


He stole it from someone else off the internet and posing it as his own.
Should have thought of this, makes sense. He's way too lazy and dull to even go through the thought process that would have been required to write this list.
post 1694302593 12-03-2023, 10:20 AM
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i alway downplay my numbers to like 6-7 (really its over 200) so i come off as a good/stable guy and not a player
post 1694303313 12-03-2023, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
This is all standard advice and common sense but many many incel types are too dumb to ignore this. Actually tell chicks they havent had sex in 5 years ect.

dude just make some white lies. Maybe you get caught in a lie but the alternative is that her pussy becomes drier than death valley and she drops you after the first date, you never bang ect.

She is going to be lying and misrepresenting chit to you constantly anyways.
Yes, this. They are always looking for red flags as an excuse to monkey branch. How you frame things literally creates her perception of you.
post 1694304283 12-03-2023, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzzlrpress⏩
Rebel012, why do you keep calling me obese?

I literally weighed myself this morning and I'm 176 lbs at 5'10. How is that obese?

You said your the same height as me and your 170. I'm literally 6 pounds heavier than you right now. After a few more months on ozempic I'll be 165 ish and I'll be lighter.

Just rope dude. You use the same insults everyday. The only difference between me and you is that you're like 20 years older than me and you didn't grow up in clown culture
Post a body pic right now then and we'll see if we're practically the same.
post 1694304383 12-03-2023, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzzlrpress⏩
What's your height? I can't imagine your 5'10 like me at 235 lbs
I'm 6'3''
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Social media too. Don't fuarking dare say you have no Instagram/Snapchat but especially Instagram. Don't make one either as you won't have enough followers. Buy one with at least 1k followers.

I know how important it is from first hand experience.
post 1694304573 12-03-2023, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted By FaceWreck⏩
i alway downplay my numbers to like 6-7 (really its over 200) so i come off as a good/stable guy and not a player
Yeah and if they ask last time you had sex its always a few months ago. You dont want to seem like an incel but also not like a man whore.
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Originally Posted By Muzzzlrpress⏩
I'll disagree with you there Elterrible.

Saying "a few months ago" makes you sound like your on a dry spell and have barely any options. she'll think your desperate for pussy and will respect you less because of it

I think saying you haven't had sex in like 2-3 weeks is better. I wouldn't call 2-3 weeks a dry spell, but it's not too recent to where she thinks you're just pumping and dumping other sloots
You're a retard, this is why you're an incel. Saying 2 weeks ago either means you just got out of a relationship (which could be a red flag) or that you had casual sex. Which, unless you're angling for an FWB arrangement, and can pull it off, isn't a good idea to convey either.

Also autist, most first dates don't involve conversations around the last time you fuked.
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Probably about how you make creepy alts daily professing your homo love for someone you've never met

but alas you probably won't make it that far
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Originally Posted By Muzzzlrpress⏩
Bro are you retarded? Most women want Chads despite Chads being known for being players. When women chase Chads, do you think women are under the assumption the Chad they're chasing hasn't had sex in months? Obviously not, most women know Chads are having sex weekly

Women only date Chads or at least Chad-lites now. They HAVE to think you have options and are desired by other women. Saying you haven't had sex in months makes it seem like you have no options and aren't wanted by women
K, I'll defer to the guy who's been on....0 dates in his life.

You should also start giving career advice since you excel at that.
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This is creepy bro. Do you think I wouldn't find out?
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Originally Posted By Muzzzlrpress⏩
K boomer. if u were 23 in 2023 you'd be an incel too with your pathetic ****** ass
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=184511333

Keep in my mind, it's even more pathetic and lazy when the person in question is 23 and trying to shed 20lbs. Speaks volumes about your discipline.
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Originally Posted By Muzzzlrpress⏩
Weight loss is literally genetics. ****** dont have good bodybuilding genetics retard. I tried losing weight for years with no success. I just kept getting fatter and fatter. Without ozempic I would still be stuck at 195 lbs. To lose weight, I had to take extreme measures like ozempic and going sober.
Sometimes you're actually entertaining, bud.
"Extreme measures"---put down the bottle and control calories and exercise.

Also, just a tip, if you kept getting fatter and fatter, it's because you were in a calorie surplus, not a deficit.
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Originally Posted By Muzzzlrpress⏩
I dont care what anyone says. I was extremely depressed earlier this year. A top 5 reason I was so depressed? It was because I was 195 pounds. I felt gross and I looked gross. Putting on my clothes in the morning and how tight they felt was just a constant reminder how overweight I was. I kept getting jock itch because skin folds cause jock itch. I was a ****in mess

Now that I'm 176 lbs I feel so much better. My clothes fit better too. I still have a few more months of ozempic to go before i'm at 165 where I need to be. I got gyno surgery in a few weeks too so soon for the first time in my life i'll feel happy about my body
You'll just rebound and regain it all once you go off the drug, since you're a fat pig with no impulse control. Which is also why you're an incel.
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