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post 1694719243 12-11-2023, 01:36 PM
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Ass > Tits with logic

Here's how you know ass is more important than tits


If a girl with tiny titties takes her shirt off, it's cute and you still suck on em

If a girl with a flat ass has her ass out, you can see her hip bones and you're afraid you might seriously damage her

If a girl has a flat chest, you still wanna see her tits

If a girl has a flat ass, you aren't excited to see it at all

Flat tits = still happiness. Flat ass = sadness.

Therefore, it stands to reason that a nice, shapely ass matters more than big tits.

Refute this logic.
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post 1694719313 12-11-2023, 01:37 PM
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post 1694719333 12-11-2023, 01:38 PM
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its true, ass > tits

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post 1694719383 12-11-2023, 01:39 PM
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post 1694719393 12-11-2023, 01:39 PM
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post 1694719433 12-11-2023, 01:39 PM
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post 1694719513 12-11-2023, 01:42 PM
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post 1694719543 12-11-2023, 01:42 PM
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post 1694719553 12-11-2023, 01:43 PM
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Gonna need some visual evidence before I can form my argument boys.
post 1694719603 12-11-2023, 01:43 PM
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post 1694719653 12-11-2023, 01:45 PM
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Here's a simpler version.

If you were banging a sloot and her tits fell off, its possible you wouldn't even notice.

If you were banging a sloot and her ass fell off, the bang is over.
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post 1694719673 12-11-2023, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
I've never been turned off by small tits, but have been horrified by a flat ass
Exactly. Small tits you're like, "Aww look at them little things! C'mere!"

* suckle suckle*


Flat as you think, "Fuk this is sad. Please do squats".
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post 1694719763 12-11-2023, 01:48 PM
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post 1694719853 12-11-2023, 01:51 PM
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you immediately made me think of a specific girl lol. She has almost no boobs, but I still want to see them cause she is hot. and you can tell through her shirt her nipples are pierced too. gotta see that right?

that being said, I really don't care about looking at a flat saggy ass.
post 1694719953 12-11-2023, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By jackflag⏩
If you were banging a sloot and her tits fell off, its possible you wouldn't even notice.
"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

See OptimusTrajan' sig
post 1694720003 12-11-2023, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
you immediately made me think of a specific girl lol. She has almost no boobs, but I still want to see them cause she is hot. and you can tell through her shirt her nipples are pierced too. gotta see that right?

that being said, I really don't care about looking at a flat saggy ass.
I wanna see em too bro
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post 1694720043 12-11-2023, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I wanna see em too bro
If I ever get noodles will prime minister. She was joking about flashing me the other day. I said this is no joke.
post 1694720073 12-11-2023, 01:56 PM
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OP is absolutely correct. However, the lack of pics is infuriating.
post 1694720193 12-11-2023, 01:58 PM
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Idk boyo, nothing gets me diamond hard like a titjob from a great set of molkers
post 1694720273 12-11-2023, 02:01 PM
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I used to bang big titty no ass sloots in missionary, i wouldn't even let them get in the doggy position
post 1694720523 12-11-2023, 02:10 PM
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this is true


no one wants to go doggy style on a girl who has no ass


doggy with a phat ass is god's greatest gift even to man
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post 1694720623 12-11-2023, 02:12 PM
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Still waiting for pics
post 1694720713 12-11-2023, 02:15 PM
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Yeah, I mean, as long jg as they're not flat as a board, and they're a perky A-Cup.

But flat asses are the worse.

That's why if a girl is fat, with small tits and no ass, it's just cruel.....
post 1694720723 12-11-2023, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
100%. Lots of positions where you wouldn't even notice til you finished. Maybe not even then.

If the tits are small, still drain the balls

If the fun bags are tiny, still punish the hiney

But

If the ass is flat, thats a wrap
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post 1694720893 12-11-2023, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Exactly. Small tits you're like, "Aww look at them little things! C'mere!"

* suckle suckle*


Flat as you think, "Fuk this is sad. Please do squats".
Big difference between small tits and absolutely no tits at all. Small tits are completely fine, but there's gotta be at least a little bit of something.
post 1694721183 12-11-2023, 02:27 PM
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Flat ass and a flat chest has to be a killer for chicks in this day and age.
post 1694721313 12-11-2023, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Flat ass and a flat chest has to be a killer for chicks in this day and age.
theres a market for flat chest and flat ass girls

its called being a p3dophile's legal girlfriend
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post 1694721413 12-11-2023, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Flat ass and a flat chest has to be a killer for chicks in this day and age.
that flat ass and flat chest girl can buy some $3000 chest balloons and raise her sexual value by double.

for a man to raise their sexual value they probably gotta make atleast $200k/year which is a lot harder than buying chest balloons
post 1694721463 12-11-2023, 02:34 PM
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One more argument in OP's favour.

Fake tits can often look passable or even straight up hot, some guys are definitely into that. I don't think I've ever seen one fake ass in my life that looked passable.
post 1694721503 12-11-2023, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
One more argument in OP's favour.

Fake tits can often look passable or even straight up hot, some guys are definitely into that. I don't think I've ever seen one fake ass in my life that looked passable.
another very strong argument
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