Thread: Ass > Tits with logic
12-11-2023, 01:36 PM
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Ass > Tits with logic
Here's how you know ass is more important than tits
If a girl with tiny titties takes her shirt off, it's cute and you still suck on em
If a girl with a flat ass has her ass out, you can see her hip bones and you're afraid you might seriously damage her
If a girl has a flat chest, you still wanna see her tits
If a girl has a flat ass, you aren't excited to see it at all
Flat tits = still happiness. Flat ass = sadness.
Therefore, it stands to reason that a nice, shapely ass matters more than big tits.
Refute this logic.
If a girl with tiny titties takes her shirt off, it's cute and you still suck on em
If a girl with a flat ass has her ass out, you can see her hip bones and you're afraid you might seriously damage her
If a girl has a flat chest, you still wanna see her tits
If a girl has a flat ass, you aren't excited to see it at all
Flat tits = still happiness. Flat ass = sadness.
Therefore, it stands to reason that a nice, shapely ass matters more than big tits.
Refute this logic.
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12-11-2023, 01:37 PM
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U can't
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12-11-2023, 01:38 PM
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its true, ass > tits


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12-11-2023, 01:39 PM
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12-11-2023, 01:42 PM
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12-11-2023, 01:43 PM
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Here's a simpler version.
If you were banging a sloot and her tits fell off, its possible you wouldn't even notice.
If you were banging a sloot and her ass fell off, the bang is over.
If you were banging a sloot and her tits fell off, its possible you wouldn't even notice.
If you were banging a sloot and her ass fell off, the bang is over.
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
Exactly. Small tits you're like, "Aww look at them little things! C'mere!"I've never been turned off by small tits, but have been horrified by a flat ass
* suckle suckle*
Flat as you think, "Fuk this is sad. Please do squats".
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12-11-2023, 01:48 PM
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12-11-2023, 01:51 PM
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you immediately made me think of a specific girl lol. She has almost no boobs, but I still want to see them cause she is hot. and you can tell through her shirt her nipples are pierced too. gotta see that right?
that being said, I really don't care about looking at a flat saggy ass.
that being said, I really don't care about looking at a flat saggy ass.
12-11-2023, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By jackflag⏩
If you were banging a sloot and her tits fell off, its possible you wouldn't even notice.

"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."
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12-11-2023, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
I wanna see em too broyou immediately made me think of a specific girl lol. She has almost no boobs, but I still want to see them cause she is hot. and you can tell through her shirt her nipples are pierced too. gotta see that right?
that being said, I really don't care about looking at a flat saggy ass.
that being said, I really don't care about looking at a flat saggy ass.
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OP is absolutely correct. However, the lack of pics is infuriating.
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this is true
no one wants to go doggy style on a girl who has no ass
doggy with a phat ass is god's greatest gift even to man
no one wants to go doggy style on a girl who has no ass
doggy with a phat ass is god's greatest gift even to man
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Still waiting for pics
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Yeah, I mean, as long jg as they're not flat as a board, and they're a perky A-Cup.
But flat asses are the worse.
That's why if a girl is fat, with small tits and no ass, it's just cruel.....
But flat asses are the worse.
That's why if a girl is fat, with small tits and no ass, it's just cruel.....
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
100%. Lots of positions where you wouldn't even notice til you finished. Maybe not even then.
If the tits are small, still drain the balls
If the fun bags are tiny, still punish the hiney
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If the ass is flat, thats a wrap
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Big difference between small tits and absolutely no tits at all. Small tits are completely fine, but there's gotta be at least a little bit of something.Exactly. Small tits you're like, "Aww look at them little things! C'mere!"
* suckle suckle*
Flat as you think, "Fuk this is sad. Please do squats".
* suckle suckle*
Flat as you think, "Fuk this is sad. Please do squats".
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Flat ass and a flat chest has to be a killer for chicks in this day and age.
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
theres a market for flat chest and flat ass girlsFlat ass and a flat chest has to be a killer for chicks in this day and age.
its called being a p3dophile's legal girlfriend
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
that flat ass and flat chest girl can buy some $3000 chest balloons and raise her sexual value by double.Flat ass and a flat chest has to be a killer for chicks in this day and age.
for a man to raise their sexual value they probably gotta make atleast $200k/year which is a lot harder than buying chest balloons
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One more argument in OP's favour.
Fake tits can often look passable or even straight up hot, some guys are definitely into that. I don't think I've ever seen one fake ass in my life that looked passable.
Fake tits can often look passable or even straight up hot, some guys are definitely into that. I don't think I've ever seen one fake ass in my life that looked passable.
12-11-2023, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
another very strong argumentOne more argument in OP's favour.
Fake tits can often look passable or even straight up hot, some guys are definitely into that. I don't think I've ever seen one fake ass in my life that looked passable.
Fake tits can often look passable or even straight up hot, some guys are definitely into that. I don't think I've ever seen one fake ass in my life that looked passable.
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