Thread: Ass > Tits with logic
12-11-2023, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
Fake asses can still look good when kept within reason though. Example:One more argument in OP's favour.
Fake tits can often look passable or even straight up hot, some guys are definitely into that. I don't think I've ever seen one fake ass in my life that looked passable.
Fake tits can often look passable or even straight up hot, some guys are definitely into that. I don't think I've ever seen one fake ass in my life that looked passable.
It's when their ass and legs don't match, like a fukkin diaper booty on top of toothpicks, where chit is dumb looking.
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12-11-2023, 02:43 PM
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12-11-2023, 02:44 PM
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I like a good azz as much as anyone but still not sure I agree with this logic. Would rather smash a skinny chick with huge tits and a flat ass than a fat chick with a big ass and beesting titties.
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Originally Posted By kingmanaverage⏩
Whoa whoa whoa, let's keep things equal.I like a good azz as much as anyone but still not sure I agree with this logic. Would rather smash a skinny chick with huge tits and a flat ass than a fat chick with a big ass and beesting titties.
Skinny chick with huge tits and flat ass vs skinny chick with flat tits and round, juicy ass.
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12-11-2023, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Meh that's a whole lot of angles, filters and tight shorts. Maybe even straight up photoshop. Also only pictures.Fake asses can still look good when kept within reason though. Example:
It's when their ass and legs don't match, like a fukkin diaper booty on top of toothpicks, where chit is dumb looking.
It's when their ass and legs don't match, like a fukkin diaper booty on top of toothpicks, where chit is dumb looking.
I ALWAYS see it in the way they walk, that's the dead giveaway. The movement shows it every time.
12-11-2023, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
like this girlWhoa whoa whoa, let's keep things equal.
Skinny chick with huge tits and flat ass vs skinny chick with flat tits and round, juicy ass.
Skinny chick with huge tits and flat ass vs skinny chick with flat tits and round, juicy ass.
skinny chick with small tits and nice round ass
12-11-2023, 02:52 PM
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I completely agree with the OP.
For y'alls time.

For y'alls time.

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12-11-2023, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Your logic is sound, I just disagree with your conclusion a bit. I also think it depends on what we are talking about. Do we just mean attractiveness? Or are we also including... activities?Here's how you know ass is more important than tits
If a girl with tiny titties takes her shirt off, it's cute and you still suck on em
If a girl with a flat ass has her ass out, you can see her hip bones and you're afraid you might seriously damage her
If a girl has a flat chest, you still wanna see her tits
If a girl has a flat ass, you aren't excited to see it at all
Flat tits = still happiness. Flat ass = sadness.
Therefore, it stands to reason that a nice, shapely ass matters more than big tits.
Refute this logic.
If a girl with tiny titties takes her shirt off, it's cute and you still suck on em
If a girl with a flat ass has her ass out, you can see her hip bones and you're afraid you might seriously damage her
If a girl has a flat chest, you still wanna see her tits
If a girl has a flat ass, you aren't excited to see it at all
Flat tits = still happiness. Flat ass = sadness.
Therefore, it stands to reason that a nice, shapely ass matters more than big tits.
Refute this logic.
I wouldn't say ass > tits, I would say a woman having a nice round ass is a required part of being a woman. A woman with a flat ass just doesn't seem all that much like a woman to me. On the other hand, titties are a bonus that adds a wide range of quality. It's the cherry on top.
Ass = bare requirement of female to have a booty
Tits = a bonus that comes in a wide variety of shapes and sizes and can provide many fun times
Now, this isn't including activities.
That changes things.
Once you are speaking about the actual functional engagement of activities, titties become much more awesome. You can get lost in them thangs in the moment. Everybody an ass man until they are bouncing in your face. Once you have a girl with incredible tits you will miss them forever, but you don't remember that until the next one without them gets naked ("**** I forgot about big titties"). You will end up missing so many little things that big titties brought to your life.
I do agree with your observations, but I think that is why. I would choose ass/notits over noass/tits just like you, but it's because no ass just makes them not-count at all. It's not so much that I value the ass over tits at all. It's just that ass is like food in Maslow's hierarchy of needs, I need it to survive, and incredible tits are a like a 1969 Pontiac GTO with a flame paint job.
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True. But a bit of both is the GOAT for me.
My previous gf had great tits. I mean huge wondeful big and perky tits but her arss tho... I couldn´t see her from behind 'cause it made me sad srs
From the front I got the hardest boner ever but whenever she turn her back I was legit sad
Some ass + Some tits = Happiness to me
My previous gf had great tits. I mean huge wondeful big and perky tits but her arss tho... I couldn´t see her from behind 'cause it made me sad srs
From the front I got the hardest boner ever but whenever she turn her back I was legit sad

Some ass + Some tits = Happiness to me
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Small tits, big ass is the goat
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12-11-2023, 04:40 PM
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Fake tits > fake ass > natty ass > natty tits most of the time
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In terms of biology, wide hips and a muscular butt/thighs means the woman will have a better chance of giving birth to healthy children, that she will have an easier time giving birth. Small boobs can feed a baby just as well as big ones. Like someone else, ass is a necessity, tits are just the cherry on top of the sundae.
Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩
I would rather real A cups than fake tits of any size.Fake tits > fake ass > natty ass > natty tits most of the time
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
The misc is beautiful when it comes together to discuss the things that really matter like adults.In terms of biology, wide hips and a muscular butt/thighs means the woman will have a better chance of giving birth to healthy children, that she will have an easier time giving birth. Small boobs can feed a baby just as well as big ones. Like someone else, ass is a necessity, tits are just the cherry on top of the sundae.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
You have humongous claws for hands. You deserve some juicy fake teds king 👑.I would rather real A cups than fake tits of any size.
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Ass isn't better than tits, but itisa betterindicatorthan tits.
A woman can have great tits and crap everything else.
A woman with a great ass tends to be at least halfway decent everywhere else.
A woman with great legs, is more likely to be decent all over full stop.
A woman can have great tits and crap everything else.
A woman with a great ass tends to be at least halfway decent everywhere else.
A woman with great legs, is more likely to be decent all over full stop.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Seems like you haven't yet tried good fake tits. I promise good fake tits with a big natural ass is amazing. Not as good as big or medium natural tits but pretty good thoIn terms of biology, wide hips and a muscular butt/thighs means the woman will have a better chance of giving birth to healthy children, that she will have an easier time giving birth. Small boobs can feed a baby just as well as big ones. Like someone else, ass is a necessity, tits are just the cherry on top of the sundae.
I would rather real A cups than fake tits of any size.
I would rather real A cups than fake tits of any size.
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In honour of this thread
Screw nature; my body will do what I DAMN WELL tell it to do!
The only dangerous thing about an exercise is the person doing it.
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Well, logically speaking, your premises are spurious. They’re based on your own desires. Logically, it’s not a very good argument.
However when it comes to reason and rationality, you’re correct. Ass>tits all day. But then again I like feet and big calves, so 🤷🏻♂️
However when it comes to reason and rationality, you’re correct. Ass>tits all day. But then again I like feet and big calves, so 🤷🏻♂️
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Originally Posted By FoulSmell⏩
Overrated.You can’t tiddy fuk a flat chested bish tho.
Ever smashed ur dink between some phat ass cheeks for an assjob? Hggnnn. It's like tiddy fukin but there is a butthole there to rub your dink on too.
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