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post 1696268173 01-12-2024, 09:57 AM
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If YOU were elected as the president of the USA 2024, wut do?

Idk because i dont live there.
But probably start with flying a helicopter over all the skidrow type places & shoot the homeless with a gatlin gun.
Maybe bomb jerusalem after that & start a holocaust
post 1696268263 01-12-2024, 09:58 AM
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I would be alone in the White House on a Friday night
- Jesus Christ crew

- First Black President Donald J Trump Crew

-P Diddy, Vince McMahon, Andrew Tate believe all men crew.

-Trannys and gays are satanic crew

-COVID’s not real crew

-Fitnessbreh crew

-Black but thinks whites are the master race crew

-We da fukin people together in the trap crew

-“I don't have to be what you want me to be” Muhammad Ali
post 1696268413 01-12-2024, 10:00 AM
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Legalize all drugs and commercialize heroin/*******/meth to convenience stores - This will allow the dregs of society to perish under their own poor life decisions as well as increasing our funding from the useless people that use them, decreasing homelessness so they die off, and lessening our tax burden
Ban all welfare and social security
Ban TikTok and put severe restrictions on Instagram - ID verification, no one under 18 years old
Ban Porn
Ban OnlyFans
Close all borders, only people who have $$$ or are college educated can immigrate here.
Audit all public schools, firing anyone who is LGBTQ. And give death sentences to woman who sleep w/ minors, and death sentences to all murderers. If you murder, we murder you right back.
Overhaul the education system, allowing students starting in high school to choose a specialization in a field they want and model their courses relevant to that field
Eliminate all funding to pointless wars that we have no business in (Israel, Ukraine, etc.)
Severely limit voting and freedoms to those who are LGBTQ, Female
"It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience."

- Julius Caesar
post 1696268423 01-12-2024, 10:01 AM
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Legalize prostitution across all 50 states, start squid/hunger games with all the serial killers/worst criminals as a form of entertainment, bring back insane asylums, destroy the College/Academia of all leftist and predatory filth. Make education about TEACHING instead of spreading propaganda.
RIP Pedro Suarez Vertiz. Te queremos Hermano

If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I come and visit you between the holidays?
post 1696268583 01-12-2024, 10:03 AM
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Re-open sanitariums and institutionalize people like OP.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1696268643 01-12-2024, 10:04 AM
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Lock down the border
mass deportations with the national guard
end all financial aid to foreign countries
nationalize medicine
cap executive compensation
break up the banks
Ban foreign entities and corporations from owning residential real estate
Put the incels in camps
post 1696268703 01-12-2024, 10:05 AM
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Also I'd ship every liberal communist in the country to China,and every communist country in the World. It's only fair that they get their wish of a Communist Utopia.
RIP Pedro Suarez Vertiz. Te queremos Hermano

If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I come and visit you between the holidays?
post 1696268773 01-12-2024, 10:06 AM
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UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE for AMERICAN Citizens......NATIONALIZE INSURANCE Industry and ENERGY.......FREEDOM DIVIDENDS for AMERICAN Citizens

INSTITUTE the WELL REGULATED MILITIA Policy as per the CONSTITUTION for those who wish to own A$$AULT GUN$ they would be require to pass annual testing to MAINTAIN Militia Membership Status and their A$$AULT GUN$ would be held in Town Armories where they could go to sign-out for for their A$$AULT GUN$ when they wish to use them for practice of marksmanship and militia skills
post 1696268993 01-12-2024, 10:11 AM
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Fake it till I make it for 2 years, get investing advise from Nancy.......make bank, purposely get caught fukking in the oval office, get impeached, move to middle America on 100 acres, never to be heard from again.
post 1696269083 01-12-2024, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By RichH0mieQuan⏩
I would be alone in the White House on a Friday night
Strong 1st reply repped
post 1696269223 01-12-2024, 10:16 AM
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Release the Epstein list, Fire squad all on the list.
Fire squad all ****philes in prison.
Cut off all the dinks of all violent sexual assault predator's.
Fire all politicians, make them all rerun, term limits for every position
Ban all politicians who have been in office more then 2 terms already.
Close the border
Build a wall,
Place the national guard at the border to secure the wall.
Deport all illegals
Annex Cali from the US

Have a Pinneapple party with hookers and blow
post 1696269243 01-12-2024, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Re-open sanitariums and institutionalize people like OP.
Relax old man im playing
Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩
Legalize all drugs and commercialize heroin/*******/meth to convenience stores - This will allow the dregs of society to perish under their own poor life decisions as well as increasing our funding from the useless people that use them, decreasing homelessness so they die off, and lessening our tax burden
Ban all welfare and social security
Ban TikTok and put severe restrictions on Instagram - ID verification, no one under 18 years old
Ban Porn
Ban OnlyFans
Close all borders, only people who have $$$ or are college educated can immigrate here.
Audit all public schools, firing anyone who is LGBTQ. And give death sentences to woman who sleep w/ minors, and death sentences to all murderers. If you murder, we murder you right back.
Overhaul the education system, allowing students starting in high school to choose a specialization in a field they want and model their courses relevant to that field
Eliminate all funding to pointless wars that we have no business in (Israel, Ukraine, etc.)
Severely limit voting and freedoms to those who are LGBTQ, Female
Wouldnt vote for u mate
Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
Legalize prostitution across all 50 states, start squid/hunger games with all the serial killers/worst criminals as a form of entertainment, bring back insane asylums, destroy the College/Academia of all leftist and predatory filth. Make education about TEACHING instead of spreading propaganda.
Good shiet fang
Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
Lock down the border
mass deportations with the national guard
end all financial aid to foreign countries
nationalize medicine
cap executive compensation
break up the banks
Ban foreign entities and corporations from owning residential real estate
Put the incels in camps
Good chit
Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
Also I'd ship every liberal communist in the country to China,and every communist country in the World. It's only fair that they get their wish of a Communist Utopia.
Very good
Originally Posted By theraskal⏩
UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE for AMERICAN Citizens......NATIONALIZE INSURANCE Industry and ENERGY.......FREEDOM DIVIDENDS for AMERICAN Citizens

INSTITUTE the WELL REGULATED MILITIA Policy as per the CONSTITUTION for those who wish to own A$$AULT GUN$ they would be require to pass annual testing to MAINTAIN Militia Membership Status and their A$$AULT GUN$ would be held in Town Armories where they could go to sign-out for for their A$$AULT GUN$ when they wish to use them for practice of marksmanship and militia skills
Oh boy .
Originally Posted By bsmit107⏩
Fake it till I make it for 2 years, get investing advise from Nancy.......make bank, purposely get caught fukking in the oval office, get impeached, move to middle America on 100 acres, never to be heard from again.
Yes boys
post 1696269283 01-12-2024, 10:17 AM
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Send African Americans back to Africa. We were always full.
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post 1696269363 01-12-2024, 10:19 AM
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Go scorched earth on communists and crime.

Abolish Federal Reserve.

Repeal 19th amendment.

Ban Jews.
post 1696269413 01-12-2024, 10:20 AM
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Ban all lefties and send them to Mexico and make Mexico pay for it.
post 1696269613 01-12-2024, 10:26 AM
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Release J6 ppl. Build more walls. Put libs in camps.
post 1696269673 01-12-2024, 10:27 AM
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Arrest DustinTheHuss
post 1696269973 01-12-2024, 10:35 AM
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I’d like to add term limits for DC and zero stock trading for them and their families
post 1696270133 01-12-2024, 10:39 AM
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I'd probably get assassinated to be honest.

Day 1 i'd go on television with a message about how everyone will hate me for the next 4 years but everyone will love me for the next 10 years after that.

I'd work to inspire americans to work hard, this is going to be a tough one. I'd tell them all to plant a garden, and to calmly prepare. That I'm giving them 1 year to get their affairs in order because I'll be letting air out of the debt bubble.

i'd then draw up a budget that halts anything beyond 90% of the budget so cash goes up. "That'll lead to..." a crash? good. So be it. I have prepared my people.

I'd start a youtube channel constantly giving americans advice on how to manage their lifestyles to make the depression manageable.
post 1696270913 01-12-2024, 10:55 AM
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Re-PETE 2020

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I cannot suck my entire dong but I can lollipop the head crew
It might be short but it sure is skinny crew
RICHSTRONG's personal s*x toy
post 1696271233 01-12-2024, 11:02 AM
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Two chicks at the same time, in the oval office.
no crew crew
post 1696271943 01-12-2024, 11:18 AM
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Legalize beating women
No more sloots voting
Round up all jews and ****** for holocaust 2.0
Segregate workplaces to either male only or female only
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whoremaxxing crew
ooohh I'm a ghost crew
show me your credentials crew
mod negged X 5 crew
banned camp X 22 crew
dead by 40 crew, pussied out of dead by 30 crew
post 1696272133 01-12-2024, 11:24 AM
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Pick Trump as my VP
Resign
Profit
post 1696272143 01-12-2024, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By jizzfarmer⏩
Legalize beating women
No more sloots voting
Round up all jews and ****** for holocaust 2.0
Segregate workplaces to either male only or female only
this is a wild comment, even if joking

well, except for the sloots voting part. I can get behind that one
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post 1696272243 01-12-2024, 11:27 AM
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Secure the border, go hard after employers who hire illegals, defund any state that tries to remove core STEM subjects from schools or wants to push degeneracy in schools. And prosecute violent crimes at least 3 times as hard as they're being prosecuted now. In that order.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1696272323 01-12-2024, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Secure the border, go hard after employers who hire illegals, defund any state that tries to remove core STEM subjects from schools or wants to push degeneracy in schools. In that order.
Not u godfrd
U been pickin on me
post 1696272333 01-12-2024, 11:28 AM
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Go to war with California
post 1696273303 01-12-2024, 11:49 AM
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I'd make "illegal" immigration illegal again. Withhold federal funding from states that divert any of their state budget from citizens to illegals. Hire 10k judges to clear the "asylum seeker" aka border hopper backlog. Deport every illegal stopped for anything.

To get this going I'd go on national TV and make the public offer that we can have Universal healthcare, pay off student loan debts, and set up a College Savings Plan that matches dollar for dollar up to $10k per year if and ONLY IF Dems get on board and vote the package in.
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Ban lgbtq from schools
Stop funding colleges that teach liberal arts
Make the country unable to accrue massive amounts of debt to fund bull**** liberal programs
Put trudeau in prison. Declare war on Canada if we have to
Stop funding Israel. Give the country to the Mexicans
Legalize drugs and tax the **** out of it
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