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post 1704899881 08-12-2024, 12:00 AM
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Why Don’t Y’all Know How To Clean Your Asses Properly?

Go get some tissue paper right now, wipe it up and down your ass crack a few times and around your chocolate starfish and I guarantee you’re gonna find a whole load of chit there.

Meanwhile if I do it, the paper stays white and clean
post 1704899941 08-12-2024, 12:02 AM
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post 1704899991 08-12-2024, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Ok?
most people don’t even floss their teeth either or brush their tongue. They don’t even use a flannel when they shower

Most people got smelly asses, bad breath and chitty odour srs
post 1704900041 08-12-2024, 12:10 AM
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post 1704900051 08-12-2024, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Wet Wipes crew
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I use both. Finish with wipes
post 1704900261 08-12-2024, 12:22 AM
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Wipe ass with these crew. Sparkling, clean ass-hole like new, every time.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1704900331 08-12-2024, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
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Wipe ass with these crew. Sparkling, clean ass-hole like new, every time.
Given the thread topic.. out of all the people who would post... you post... jbol
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post 1704900471 08-12-2024, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩



Wipe ass with these crew. Sparkling, clean ass-hole like new, every time.
is that before or after you've smeared the chit on the walls?
post 1704900541 08-12-2024, 12:42 AM
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the last wipe you have to spit in the toilet paper then wipe for ultimate cleanliness (srs)
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post 1704900581 08-12-2024, 12:47 AM
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i only use cottonelle unscented wet wipes. If you use the scented wet wipes, it puts chemicals in your anus which make their way to your pineal gland and calcify it which turns you into a cuck for the illuminati

look into it bro...of ass

post 1704900611 08-12-2024, 12:48 AM
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post 1704900761 08-12-2024, 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted By 24HrParking⏩
the last wipe you have to spit in the toilet paper then wipe for ultimate cleanliness (srs)
this is why I finish with baby wipes. Basically like hawk tueying on that thing
post 1704900901 08-12-2024, 01:17 AM
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I either wash my ass with soap in a sink or take a shower after every chit
post 1704900981 08-12-2024, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩



Wipe ass with these crew. Sparkling, clean ass-hole like new, every time.
Chit smearing tranny banging f aggot confirmed
post 1704901241 08-12-2024, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted By JoleenDiazSimp⏩
this is why I finish with baby wipes. Basically like hawk tueying on that thing
i hope you dont flush them though, thats the issue...
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post 1704901451 08-12-2024, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted By 24HrParking⏩
i hope you dont flush them though, thats the issue...
I do yes, been doing it for years and never had any issues
post 1704901481 08-12-2024, 02:09 AM
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Bet you don't shave your pits
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post 1704901561 08-12-2024, 02:20 AM
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My toilet has a water gun, like the type you would find in a kitchen sink, and I shoot it at my arsehole between wiping.

Not sure if that qualifies as a bidet, but I'm clean bro, fr.
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post 1704901571 08-12-2024, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted By SUPERH0T⏩
Bet you don't shave your pits
I actually do, i shave my chest too and my pubes. Creates less sweat and looks way more aesthetic

I get compliments about smelling good all the time from random era, my hygiene is on point. I should make a video srs
post 1704901621 08-12-2024, 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted By BillTheBro⏩
My toilet has a water gun, like the type you would find in a kitchen sink, and I shoot it at my arsehole between wiping.

Not sure if that qualifies as a bidet, but I'm clean bro, fr.
I refuse to believe a bidet or whatever can clean an ass like baby wipes can, I don’t give a fuk what the research says. I literally put my finger up my *******, no way some stream of water is cleaning that thoroughly
post 1704902391 08-12-2024, 03:39 AM
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Yeah my ass smells like chit but the smell is mostly covered up by my bad breath so no issue
post 1704912071 08-12-2024, 09:58 AM
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poop in bowl, hop in shower to clean up.

imagine you were doing pottery on that spinning wheel and got clay all over your hands. When you finished, would it be good enough to just wipe your hands with toilet paper? Would that properly clean your hands?

Even wet toilet paper or the like wouldnt get them clean.

So you wipe your butt with the same stuff and expect it to be clean?

Logic says that soap and water would be what is needed.
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I often look at other people and try to judge what their ass smells like by their appearance lol

Never dry wipe and always use a low alcohol solution for the last wipe lol

Imagine what God thinks about these people lol
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call the muzzlerpress butthoel troll?
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Originally Posted By JoleenDiazSimp⏩
I refuse to believe a bidet or whatever can clean an ass like baby wipes can, I don’t give a fuk what the research says. I literally put my finger up my *******, no way some stream of water is cleaning that thoroughly
Your finger, huh? Carry on.
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Either that or guy some guy to offer to lick it clean all the time like Muzzlepress.
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How about a high fiber diet and minimal need?
Done in 1.
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Originally Posted By x-trainer
How about a high fiber diet and minimal need?
Done in 1.
One must have a contingency plan for dingleberries, particularly when the SOP calls for going commando more often than not.
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Why does everyone say “ya’ll” now?
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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩
Why does everyone say “ya’ll” now?
Tribute to the dirty south. You can blame me for coarsening the misc discourse. And it's Y'all, the second person plural form. You all -> remove the 'ou' and add the apostrophe for y'all.
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