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08-11-2024, 11:00 PM
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Why Don’t Y’all Know How To Clean Your Asses Properly?

Go get some tissue paper right now, wipe it up and down your ass crack a few times and around your chocolate starfish and I guarantee you’re gonna find a whole load of chit there.

Meanwhile if I do it, the paper stays white and clean
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08-11-2024, 11:02 PM
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08-11-2024, 11:07 PM
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Ok?
most people don’t even floss their teeth either or brush their tongue. They don’t even use a flannel when they shower

Most people got smelly asses, bad breath and chitty odour srs
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08-11-2024, 11:10 PM
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08-11-2024, 11:11 PM
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I use both. Finish with wipes
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08-11-2024, 11:22 PM
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Wipe ass with these crew. Sparkling, clean ass-hole like new, every time.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
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08-11-2024, 11:23 PM
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Wipe ass with these crew. Sparkling, clean ass-hole like new, every time.
Given the thread topic.. out of all the people who would post… you post… jbol
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08-11-2024, 11:38 PM
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Wipe ass with these crew. Sparkling, clean ass-hole like new, every time.

is that before or after you've smeared the chit on the walls?
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08-11-2024, 11:42 PM
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the last wipe you have to spit in the toilet paper then wipe for ultimate cleanliness (srs)
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08-11-2024, 11:47 PM
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i only use cottonelle unscented wet wipes. If you use the scented wet wipes, it puts chemicals in your anus which make their way to your pineal gland and calcify it which turns you into a cuck for the illuminati

look into it bro…of ass

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08-11-2024, 11:48 PM
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08-12-2024, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted By 24HrParking⏩
the last wipe you have to spit in the toilet paper then wipe for ultimate cleanliness (srs)
this is why I finish with baby wipes. Basically like hawk tueying on that thing
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08-12-2024, 12:17 AM
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I either wash my ass with soap in a sink or take a shower after every chit
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08-12-2024, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩



Wipe ass with these crew. Sparkling, clean ass-hole like new, every time.
Chit smearing tranny banging f aggot confirmed
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08-12-2024, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted By JoleenDiazSimp⏩
this is why I finish with baby wipes. Basically like hawk tueying on that thing
i hope you dont flush them though, thats the issue…
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08-12-2024, 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted By 24HrParking⏩
i hope you dont flush them though, thats the issue…
I do yes, been doing it for years and never had any issues
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08-12-2024, 01:09 AM
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Bet you don't shave your pits
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08-12-2024, 01:20 AM
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My toilet has a water gun, like the type you would find in a kitchen sink, and I shoot it at my arsehole between wiping.

Not sure if that qualifies as a bidet, but I'm clean bro, fr.
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08-12-2024, 01:22 AM
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Bet you don't shave your pits
I actually do, i shave my chest too and my pubes. Creates less sweat and looks way more aesthetic

I get compliments about smelling good all the time from random era, my hygiene is on point. I should make a video srs
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08-12-2024, 01:27 AM
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My toilet has a water gun, like the type you would find in a kitchen sink, and I shoot it at my arsehole between wiping.

Not sure if that qualifies as a bidet, but I'm clean bro, fr.
I refuse to believe a bidet or whatever can clean an ass like baby wipes can, I don’t give a fuk what the research says. I literally put my finger up my *******, no way some stream of water is cleaning that thoroughly
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08-12-2024, 02:39 AM
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Yeah my ass smells like chit but the smell is mostly covered up by my bad breath so no issue
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08-12-2024, 08:58 AM
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poop in bowl, hop in shower to clean up.

imagine you were doing pottery on that spinning wheel and got clay all over your hands. When you finished, would it be good enough to just wipe your hands with toilet paper? Would that properly clean your hands?

Even wet toilet paper or the like wouldnt get them clean.

So you wipe your butt with the same stuff and expect it to be clean?

Logic says that soap and water would be what is needed.
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08-12-2024, 09:03 AM
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I often look at other people and try to judge what their ass smells like by their appearance lol

Never dry wipe and always use a low alcohol solution for the last wipe lol

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08-12-2024, 09:12 AM
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call the muzzlerpress butthoel troll?
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08-12-2024, 09:30 AM
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I refuse to believe a bidet or whatever can clean an ass like baby wipes can, I don’t give a fuk what the research says. I literally put my finger up my *******, no way some stream of water is cleaning that thoroughly
Your finger, huh? Carry on.
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08-12-2024, 09:48 AM
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Either that or guy some guy to offer to lick it clean all the time like Muzzlepress.
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08-12-2024, 09:49 AM
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How about a high fiber diet and minimal need?
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How about a high fiber diet and minimal need?
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08-12-2024, 10:35 AM
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Why does everyone say “ya’ll” now?
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08-12-2024, 10:46 AM
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Why does everyone say “ya’ll” now?
Tribute to the dirty south. You can blame me for coarsening the misc discourse. And it's Y'all, the second person plural form. You all -> remove the 'ou' and add the apostrophe for y'all.
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