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post 1513991151 07-31-2017, 01:03 AM
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how to make the best breakfast known to man [srs][pics]

[recipe in pics was for a half order but I will provide the full order recipe:

[1 lb breakfast sausage (I used Jimmy Dean), hot, sage, or regular (I used regular)
-3 cups whole milk -pinch of poultry seasoning
- 3 tbsp. of regular flour
- 2 tbsp. butter (I used salted butter)
- a good amount of pepper, you want the dish to be peppery but not over peppery
- if you use salted butter you prolly don't need any salt, maybe a slight slight pinch for good measure
-Pillsbury biscuits (8 count, extra flaky)

-First preheat oven for 350 degrees F.

-Start cooking the breakfast sausage into a large saucepan on medium heat

-Then get your mise en place. Get everything out that you need to use already weighed out.



-Once your sausage is cooked, throw in your butter.



-When butter is melted, throw in flour.

-When flour is incorporated, in goes the milk.



-Simmer until thick (consistency you're looking for, I like my gravy thick)




-Pull out biscuits when they are done (takes usually 13-16 minutes on 350)



-Put gravy on biscuits, and enjoy!
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Pro tip: You can skip the biscuit making process by obtaining/making Red Lobster Biscuits (you can buy and make them in a box). They are the best like that srs
post 1513991361 07-31-2017, 01:08 AM
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Eggs, bacon, and pancakes crew

Biscuits an gravy not even once
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post 1513991631 07-31-2017, 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Peacening
Eggs, bacon, and pancakes crew

Biscuits an gravy not even once
They're both classics
post 1513991671 07-31-2017, 01:13 AM
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that is gross.
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post 1513991771 07-31-2017, 01:14 AM
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why do i always look at food threads... im cutting and its 4 in the god damn morning. looks beautiful bud
post 1513991791 07-31-2017, 01:15 AM
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never had biscuits and gravy in my entire life
















































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post 1513991931 07-31-2017, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted By DogHero
why do i always look at food threads... im cutting and its 4 in the god damn morning. looks beautiful bud
Hehe thanks bro
post 1513992051 07-31-2017, 01:22 AM
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I'm not a ******* so I don't cook besides the microwave. Send that chit to my Mom or boyfriend. No homo.
post 1513992111 07-31-2017, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted By jwlee7ucla
that is gross.
Don't knock it til you try it
post 1513992301 07-31-2017, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted By JoocyLoaf
I'm not a ******* so I don't cook besides the microwave. Send that chit to my Mom or boyfriend. No homo.
If you're a girl you should know how to cook, smh
post 1513993101 07-31-2017, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted By JoocyLoaf
I'm not a ******* so I don't cook besides the microwave. Send that chit to my Mom or boyfriend. No homo.
ya u look really ripped in your AVI, all that microwave food is working out for you

jk u look like **** and you should be embarassed that you can't cook basic meals
post 1513993471 07-31-2017, 01:58 AM
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I'll take my proatmeal with greek yoghurt & frozen blueberries, thanks
post 1513993701 07-31-2017, 02:07 AM
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Looks good but who was lactose intolerance?
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brb gaining 300 lbs
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Thats my favorite. Good job op. Done right
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gonna type this as sober as possible
post 1513995461 07-31-2017, 02:59 AM
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Repped. Haven't had biscuits and gravy in awhile. Y'all sleepin. Try this chit before you knock it.

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is that considered a sausage in the US? wtf am i looking at
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Originally Posted By Rajc
i don't think you understood the "fast" part in "breakfast"... lol at baking 20 minutes
I'm not sure you understood the 'fast' part of the word 'breakfast' to be fair.



It's the meal that 'breaks' your nightly 'fast'. Just in case you seriously didn't know what it meant.
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And coffee
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I don't do dairy or milk.

My best breakfast is by far my 5-7 egg veggie omelette downed with a cup of coffee, no sugar.
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Originally Posted By jj1421
is that considered a sausage in the US? wtf am i looking at
It's ground sausage.
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eggs benny not even once.

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So when Americans say gravy they mean white sauce?
post 1513998171 07-31-2017, 04:38 AM
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But who was whey protein shake and strawberry cheesecake quest bar?

Sorry bulky bro.
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post 1513998341 07-31-2017, 04:44 AM
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Looks hnngg, would try.
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Post biscuits and gravy

Knows neither what is a biscuit, or what is gravy


Colonial savages. Glad we decided to leave you to it 200 hundred years ago. Hopeless
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Originally Posted By Trapezeus
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To be fair that is even worse. Fukkin continental breakfast. More like continental elevenses for fat fukks
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Originally Posted By samsbolton
To be fair that is even worse. Fukkin continental breakfast. More like continental elevenses for fat fukks
I ain't saying it's the healthiest but by far better tasting than American breakfast
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