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post 1521575591 10-05-2017, 08:27 AM
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Advice for you young fukkers out there that have a job

Never make friends at work, keep chit to yourself, and most importantly --- never bang a chick from work.

k piss out bai
post 1521576341 10-05-2017, 08:34 AM
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Agreed.

Also forgo all work functions like Christmas parties. Get your paycheck and gtfo
post 1521576411 10-05-2017, 08:35 AM
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Yes I concur.
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post 1521576471 10-05-2017, 08:35 AM
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This is why most of you *******s are depressed and hate their jobs
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post 1521576551 10-05-2017, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By chickenbroc****⏩
Agreed.

Also forgo all work functions like Christmas parties. Get your paycheck and gtfo
Nah, you gotta attend those to show face.
post 1521576721 10-05-2017, 08:37 AM
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Find a happy medium

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post 1521576771 10-05-2017, 08:38 AM
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Sounds about right. Last one can be very tempting tho.
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post 1521576781 10-05-2017, 08:38 AM
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Solid advice. No matter how much you think you are friendly with someone at work, they will betray you in a second if they think it is expedient.
post 1521576791 10-05-2017, 08:38 AM
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Pretty much. Younger dudes tend to make a fool of themselves at their new jobs breaking these rules.
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post 1521576851 10-05-2017, 08:39 AM
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what if she's a 8-9/10 Stacey that says she dreams about the vein pattern on your cawk?
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post 1521576871 10-05-2017, 08:39 AM
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What did you do this time, guy?
post 1521576891 10-05-2017, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Nah, you gotta attend those to show face.
I used to think that but getting wasted with the manger is awkward. Went on a wine tour with a company and everyone got SO fukked up, taking tequila shots on the bus, stopping at the liquor store for more booze. Then got off the bus and went to a wedding. After that, told myself NEVER again.
post 1521577101 10-05-2017, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By riley444⏩
What did you do this time, guy?
Don't call me guy, buddy.
post 1521577411 10-05-2017, 08:45 AM
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it's important to go to work social events
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post 1521577441 10-05-2017, 08:46 AM
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I still smash my coworkers. They know what's up
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post 1521577451 10-05-2017, 08:46 AM
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Maybe in a "real" corporate type job but if its some tradie or dead end job none of that really matters.
post 1521577501 10-05-2017, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
what if she's a 8-9/10 Stacey that says she dreams about the vein pattern on your cawk?
Got chub reading this.
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post 1521577511 10-05-2017, 08:46 AM
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Agreed on all points. Keep work and social life separate.
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post 1521577761 10-05-2017, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Don't call me guy, buddy.
I'm not your buddy, friend.
post 1521577841 10-05-2017, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted By riley444⏩
I'm not your buddy, friend.
Don't call me friend, hombre.
post 1521578001 10-05-2017, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Don't call me friend, hombre.
I'm not your hombre, pal.
post 1521578121 10-05-2017, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted By riley444⏩
I'm not your hombre, pal.
Don't call me pal, amigo.
post 1521578151 10-05-2017, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Kylevolution⏩
Got chub reading this.
I'm surprised you're even phased with all the Defcon 5 HBB's walking around down there.
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post 1521578261 10-05-2017, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Never make friends at work, keep chit to yourself, and most importantly --- never bang a chick from work.

k piss out bai
The isuse is every miscer is going to read this and still fall victim to this. YOU ARE NOT different. Don't go to work functions or gossip or be personable. Just be a blob of nothing, your soul is in Africa running with the Zebras and drinking out the Serengeti.
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post 1521578321 10-05-2017, 08:56 AM
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post 1521578361 10-05-2017, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Don't call me pal, amigo.
I'm not your amigo, mate.
post 1521578401 10-05-2017, 08:57 AM
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idk about that OP. Making friends at work is fine, just be careful, and keep anything non-work related outside of the work environment.

And bang chicks in your office, not from your office.
post 1521578751 10-05-2017, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted By riley444⏩
I'm not your amigo, mate.
Don't call me mate, bro.
post 1521579241 10-05-2017, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Don't call me mate, bro.
I'm not your bro, weenie.
post 1521579271 10-05-2017, 09:06 AM
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Friends in the office with a few, we don't like "hang out" outside of work though.

Except this one girl, who was working here but left. We are sort of an item now, but weren't when she was here.
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