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post 1523938841 10-26-2017, 11:29 AM
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Mind blown guys are dating girls who don't give head

This is 2017 god damnit. This is the future that we were promised.

The idea of being with a woman who doesn't give head is something straight out of a Stephen King novel. Truly the stuff of nightmares.

Can you imagine then going on to marry her, knowing you won't be bruising the back of her throat with your dik?



Fuuuuuukkkk.
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post 1523939031 10-26-2017, 11:31 AM
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mind blown guys are dating guys who don't give head
post 1523939041 10-26-2017, 11:31 AM
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she wouldnt get a 1st date
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post 1523939081 10-26-2017, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted By CorgiBrah
mind blown guys are dating guys who don't give head
lel
post 1523939331 10-26-2017, 11:34 AM
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Dating? According to the last thread we had, there are brahs that married women who don't give head.

Don't talk about dating nightmares. Marriage without is like the nightmare you never wake up from
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post 1523939431 10-26-2017, 11:35 AM
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As long as I get foot jobs it's all good.
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post 1523939451 10-26-2017, 11:35 AM
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just lol @ you degenerates that like getting head

if she's sucking you off just think about how many dinks she's had in her mouth before you...

fukking gross!!!
post 1523939501 10-26-2017, 11:36 AM
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post 1523939621 10-26-2017, 11:36 AM
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I dated a couple girls in the past who hated giving head. Not surprisingly, I broke up with both of them within a couple months. Never again.
post 1523939761 10-26-2017, 11:37 AM
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post 1523939841 10-26-2017, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By shorkey
As long as I get foot jobs it's all good.
She will give foot jobs but not blow jobs? What
Belief without evidence is a fools game.

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post 1523940111 10-26-2017, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Lawlstud
She will give foot jobs but not blow jobs? What
lol yeah I guess that would be kinda surprising
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post 1523940151 10-26-2017, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By joeysmokes
just lol @ you degenerates that like getting head

if she's sucking you off just think about how many dinks she's had in her mouth before you...

fukking gross!!!
Only small cawk dudes ever think about this stuff
post 1523940301 10-26-2017, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By joeysmokes
just lol @ you degenerates that like getting head

if she's sucking you off just think about how many dinks she's had in her mouth before you...

fukking gross!!!
can't get pregnant from a blowjob
at least she (maybe) isn't carrying someone else's kid
post 1523940571 10-26-2017, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted By shorkey
As long as I get foot jobs it's all good.
Dude, it's all about the hair jobs these days.
post 1523940771 10-26-2017, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Lawlstud
She will give foot jobs but not blow jobs? What
I'm trying to understand how you think putting something in your mouth that could potentially cause you to choke or vomit is the same thing as placing your foot on top of it. O_O
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post 1523940891 10-26-2017, 11:48 AM
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The best is when they don't give head but expect you to go down on them.
post 1523941051 10-26-2017, 11:50 AM
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I see your point but I much prefer gushy gushy wet wet over BJ. BJ is foreplay only to me. Pusy is where its at hnnng

Thing is wives that don’t give head to their husband would gladly choke on a Chad’s dink. Sloots like to act slooty once in a while but only If you turn them on.

If your GF never gives you head i bet you are unnattractive, have bad hygiene or smell terrible.

Me I don’t eat pusy. I get no pleasure from doing it & Im not afraid my GF will leave me like most beta miscers are.
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post 1523941141 10-26-2017, 11:51 AM
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Eh. I don't even like getting head. I've rawdogged and creampied the gf since almost the beginning. That's all I care about and I'm happy.
post 1523941681 10-26-2017, 11:56 AM
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just walk up to her and use chloroform
post 1523941991 10-26-2017, 11:58 AM
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mind blown guys are dating girls who don't eat ass


This is 2017 now, girls if you're not eating ass then throating cawk till you puke -- you need to step your ****ing game up.
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That's what side chicks are for. Fkn LOL at having the future mother of your children choking on your 5 inch cock and guzzling your little swimmers
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I disagree, op, and I think you should appreciate guys that seriously date these women and keep them from wasting everyone elses' time.
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Originally Posted By silverwildcat
I'm trying to understand how you think putting something in your mouth that could potentially cause you to choke or vomit is the same thing as placing your foot on top of it. O_O
Found the female who gives foot jobs but not blow jobs.
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bjs are something low-test lazy dudes are into

high test dudes interrupt bjs every time and turn her around

sorry to break this news to you guys like this
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I don't understand how some women refuse to give blowjobs but are okay with getting cremepie after cremepie, potentially getting pregnant and then say, "if I were to get pregnant I would probably just get an abortion" smh

selfish sloots
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Originally Posted By joeysmokes
just lol @ you degenerates that like getting head

if she's sucking you off just think about how many dinks she's had in her mouth before you...

fukking gross!!!
Regardless of the figure, I'm going to sleep carefree knowing that none of them was yours.

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Originally Posted By silverwildcat
I'm trying to understand how you think putting something in your mouth that could potentially cause you to choke or vomit is the same thing as placing your foot on top of it. O_O
You must be single....
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Originally Posted By Lawlstud
Found the female who gives foot jobs but not blow jobs.
Yeah, I don't give foot jobs, that's ****in weird. But I'm not opposed to giving blow jobs if the guy gives good head and I'm really attracted to him. I'm also great at giving hand jobs apparently.
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