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Thread: I recently realized I will likely die alone, single, and childless. (brutal)

post 1534825991 11-16-2017, 09:30 PM
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I recently realized I will likely die alone, single, and childless. (brutal)

I'm 29 years old. All the "good girls" are taken. The selection on Match.com is repulsive. (And I have low standards.)

I'm average height, weight, face, cawk size, income.

I have end-stage male pattern hairloss. It's too far gone to take meds or get a hair transplant.

I'm introverted and boring as fuk. I didn't go to a work party tonight because I wanted to listen to music and misc.

There is no reason whatsoever for a female to date me.

Honestly it was kind of...liberating once I accepted that I will never have a GF, let alone a wife. I can finally stop trying.
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post 1534826171 11-16-2017, 09:31 PM
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He didn't make it
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post 1534826181 11-16-2017, 09:31 PM
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post 1534826291 11-16-2017, 09:32 PM
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was going to say welcome to my world but at least im not red

edit: i only read the thread title not the message, lol at least im not going bald yet either
post 1534826341 11-16-2017, 09:33 PM
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Not gonna make it with that sad attitude...
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post 1534826811 11-16-2017, 09:38 PM
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Wow you’re a loser with a horrible mentality. No wonder you suck at life lol
post 1534827151 11-16-2017, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By TheRejuvenated⏩
was going to say welcome to my world but at least im not red

edit: i only read the thread title not the message, lol at least im not going bald yet either
From your avi I can tell you're one of those hunky big-boned Brads who can pull off jeans and a plaid flannel. You're Norwooding but it suits your ruggedly handsome face (no homo).

Now imagine being baby-faced...and aggressively balding...and chubby...and boring...
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post 1534827351 11-16-2017, 09:45 PM
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post 1534827461 11-16-2017, 09:46 PM
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LOL yeh that sounds terrible. You make me grateful for my life. Thanks OP.

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post 1534827541 11-16-2017, 09:47 PM
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post 1534827591 11-16-2017, 09:47 PM
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it's not that bad bro, watch a documentary on starving children while you eat pizza. You will feel success
post 1534827601 11-16-2017, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted By RaibeartBruis⏩
I'm 29 years old. All the "good girls" are taken. The selection on Match.com is repulsive. (And I have low standards.)

I'm average height, weight, face, cawk size, income.

I have end-stage male pattern hairloss. It's too far gone to take meds or get a hair transplant.

I'm introverted and boring as fuk. I didn't go to a work party tonight because I wanted to listen to music and misc.

There is no reason whatsoever for a female to date me.

Honestly it was kind of...liberating once I accepted that I will never have a GF, let alone a wife. I can finally stop trying.
With that pathetic mentality, no wonder. Why do you like feeling miserable?
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post 1534827641 11-16-2017, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted By RaibeartBruis⏩
From your avi I can tell you're one of those hunky big-boned Brads who can pull off jeans and a plaid flannel. You're Norwooding but it suits your ruggedly handsome face (no homo).

Now imagine being baby-faced...and aggressively balding...and chubby...and boring...
Hilarious post.

Not hilarious thread. Not everyone makes it op. You haven't made it on misc, hence red status, and it doesn't sound like you're making it out there either. Lay down and rot....







Or you could just not be such a self defeating twat and grab your small nuts and make a decision to be a man
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post 1534827681 11-16-2017, 09:49 PM
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And red...

...you forgot to include that you'll also die red.
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post 1534827791 11-16-2017, 09:51 PM
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post 1534827891 11-16-2017, 09:52 PM
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If you're already bald just go all out and become a huge muscle god. Alternatively wear a wig, if makeup is socially acceptable for chicks I have no issues with wigs.

Dno why you'd give up at 29 tho.
post 1534827931 11-16-2017, 09:53 PM
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post 1534827941 11-16-2017, 09:53 PM
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Lol negged

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Love is dead. Love died in the fire ignited by tinder screenshopping for mates like looking into the windows of shops for a new dress. How can she have any love left for you when she's already felt and experienced all the same things with a large crowd of men, 20+ men before you ? The family is dead. Western society is dead. This whole place is now a cesspool of degenerate tatted up whores with personality disorders lusting after tatted up douchebrahs, fat bearded clonebrahs, or scrub potheads, It's 2017, if you're a straight white male hoping for a traditional life the tour is already over. It makes me depressed realizing this because I've reached the point where fuking whores is meaningless and leaves me feeling dirty, used, and empty. I could honestly get more pleasure from a bottle of wine. I'm sick of the cycle of meeting girls, filtering out the psychos, spending time getting to know them, starting to get feelings, for it to end with them wanting another cock and having to start the cycle all over again. It's exhausting and I can't take it anymore. Idk what I'm going to do now the whole point of me going to welding school was to make good money to give my family a good life. But now what's the point of sacrificing my health, killing myself welding, if I can't find a woman to have a family with ? We're all fuked brah. I'm checking out from the game.
post 1534828131 11-16-2017, 09:56 PM
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In the same boat. Hit me hard this last year and my life has went to absolute chit (had a mental breakdown and losing career). I’m short, balding, have no friends, am getting old and soon to be low on the cash flow. I’ve accepted my fate and given up on my dreams. Before all that I had an ok sex life, but girls never wanted to date me seriously, constantly insulted by everyone and some where along the line I started to check out because I knew a family wasn’t going to happen, having a steady flow of girls, an LTR or just friends to keep company. Life is pretty pointless when no one wants to a part of your show.
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