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12-02-2020, 04:56 PM
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Azores islands, Paradise on earth
Unironically on my list of places to move to. Island in the atlantic ocean. Good climate, isolated, many islands, safe.
Imagine moving here, buying a house with a big garden. Get a sailboat and just live a quiet life with a few animals. The population is small which could probably suck sometimes, but not necessarily. Biggest island has a population of 140k. Is a part of Portugal.



Imagine moving here, buying a house with a big garden. Get a sailboat and just live a quiet life with a few animals. The population is small which could probably suck sometimes, but not necessarily. Biggest island has a population of 140k. Is a part of Portugal.



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There is a military hub there.
Man I would have loved to be stationed there.
Man I would have loved to be stationed there.
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12-02-2020, 05:04 PM
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Madeira is also beautiful. Island to the south of the Azores. Also a contender



12-02-2020, 05:23 PM
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PPPsssshhhhhhh
Galveston Island, TX has this beat by miles!!!
not srs, will sell all my assets to go live there. See ya there in 15-20 years OP
Galveston Island, TX has this beat by miles!!!
not srs, will sell all my assets to go live there. See ya there in 15-20 years OP
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12-02-2020, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Baylorballs⏩
Nice, we can transform one of the small azores islands into Misc island. It´s possible if we make a deal with the locals.PPPsssshhhhhhh
Galveston Island, TX has this beat by miles!!!
not srs, will sell all my assets to go live there. See ya there in 15-20 years OP
Galveston Island, TX has this beat by miles!!!
not srs, will sell all my assets to go live there. See ya there in 15-20 years OP
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23&me says my ancestry comes from these islands, I would love to visit. Seems like a pain to get there since it is pretty remote but would be a nice visit for sure. Already speak Portuguese

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12-02-2020, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By PimpMasterC⏩
NO DEALS!! We'll take over with our internet GIFS and witty comments. They won't know what hit themNice, we can transform one of the small azores islands into Misc island. It´s possible if we make a deal with the locals.
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12-02-2020, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By PimpMasterC⏩
That’s my plan too srsNice, we can transform one of the small azores islands into Misc island. It´s possible if we make a deal with the locals.
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Lol I spent a week there on University Geography field trip
Not that special (srs).
Beaches are ugly because made of volcanic ash.
Would not live/10
Not that special (srs).
Beaches are ugly because made of volcanic ash.
Would not live/10
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Originally Posted By Baylorballs⏩
NO DEALS!! We'll take over with our internet GIFS and witty comments. They won't know what hit them
Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
I will go plant the misc flag! The smallest island only has a population of 400 people.That’s my plan too srs
Originally Posted By hydraides⏩
There are many islands in the azores tho, not just one. But yeah, I´m also looking at Madeira or even Tenerife.Lol I spent a week there on University Geography field trip
Not that special (srs).
Beaches are ugly because made of volcanic ash.
Would not live/10
Not that special (srs).
Beaches are ugly because made of volcanic ash.
Would not live/10
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12-02-2020, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By benedetto27⏩
Nice. Love me some fish. I will visit one day. Have a few places on my list to move to, not so easy to decideRepped OP. As a Norwegian I'd imagine you'd fit right in if you like fish
I've been there many times, definitely will try to retire there. The GOAT set up would be one of the cottages right next to the ocean that are around Sao Miguel (or other islands I imagine). You could live off the land and fish. We could set up a misc colony
You can take a boat to that little island (ilheu), it's a great little spot for swimming, diving and snorkeling, but you gotta line up early in the morning for tickets in Vila Franca since they limit the amount of people that can go in a day.

I've been there many times, definitely will try to retire there. The GOAT set up would be one of the cottages right next to the ocean that are around Sao Miguel (or other islands I imagine). You could live off the land and fish. We could set up a misc colony

You can take a boat to that little island (ilheu), it's a great little spot for swimming, diving and snorkeling, but you gotta line up early in the morning for tickets in Vila Franca since they limit the amount of people that can go in a day.

Yea thats what I want. Plant some veggies, maybe get a few animals, and fish. Nothing better than being able to provide some food for yourself. Thanks, your comment made me more confident about this place. I would bet it´s an undervalued place. Good climate and far away from most of the big city life and such.
Fuaaark. I would buy a small boat too. Saving money. Azores may be the promise land
12-02-2020, 06:31 PM
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I'd probably say the Seychelles


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Looks like a very nice place Bill Clinton would rape a few girls
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Originally Posted By benedetto27⏩
Ahhhhh. I think azores are at the top of my list now. Looking at properties. Sao Miguel looks to be the promise land. Then you have the sunnier and warmer island called Santa Maria to the south. Too small to live on imo, but one can take sailboat rides to the island from Sao Miguel. You can grow grapes on the island as well, for wine production.-Wineyard
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-Chikens and pets
-Comfy house outside of the main town
-Grow veggies and fruit
-Hike around the island, and take the occational trip to madeira
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Originally Posted By yeshli2nuts⏩
Cool, but I would prefer to stay in the european area. Can blend in with the locals etc, and not too far away from family and friends.I'd probably say the Seychelles
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Originally Posted By benedetto27⏩
The temperature is supposed to be mild during winter. Around 15 degrees celsius which is an average summer day here in norway lol. You can even swim in the ocean during winter in the azores (17 celsius). The ocean is as warm in the winter there as it is in summer here. It´s not as warm as madeira or the canary islands, but it has a good climate.This guy gets it. The festivals (festas) they have are also pretty cool and are happening all the time.
I think Sao Miguel is the best island, since it has all the perks of civilization in Ponta Delgada, but once you get outside you can live the goat country life.
Terceira is also pretty good, but the terrain isn't as pretty, it's more flat.
Edit: the guy below makes a good point, I've only visited in the summer, the winter weather in the Azores can get a bit rough. But the azores are a bit more hidden so I like them more.
I think Sao Miguel is the best island, since it has all the perks of civilization in Ponta Delgada, but once you get outside you can live the goat country life.
Terceira is also pretty good, but the terrain isn't as pretty, it's more flat.
Edit: the guy below makes a good point, I've only visited in the summer, the winter weather in the Azores can get a bit rough. But the azores are a bit more hidden so I like them more.
I used to live on Gran canaria where it was sunny every day and hot year around. It was good, but I would get sick of it if I lived there for many years. Not to mention the desert and lack of trees and forrests.
Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Yes, madeira looks amazing as well. The thing I like better with the azores is that it seems more open in the landscape, more space. In madeira it seems to be mountains right next to the ocean all arounf the island. Not as open, more claustrophobic lol.Decent choices
Madeira has better weather and significantly more sunshine, and the closest thing resembling a city (Funchal)
Also Funchal has the most epic fireworks on New Year's, the bay is a natural amphitheatre
Madeira has better weather and significantly more sunshine, and the closest thing resembling a city (Funchal)
Also Funchal has the most epic fireworks on New Year's, the bay is a natural amphitheatre
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Originally Posted By Schnitzl⏩
This^^^ Be great for a vaca home or something seasonal. I dunno about living there 12 months a year. Prolly rent it out AirBNB (w/ hidden cameras all over)You think it's great until you've spent 4 months there. Then you're like get me the fook back to civilisation
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Lived there for two years when my dad was stationed there in my younger years (Airforce).
Would fukking kill to be there now, brb Dad was second highest ranked officer on base, brb slaying locals, brb island hopping, they treated us like kings, srs.
It is beautiful, just don’t kill a cow there, srs.
Would fukking kill to be there now, brb Dad was second highest ranked officer on base, brb slaying locals, brb island hopping, they treated us like kings, srs.
It is beautiful, just don’t kill a cow there, srs.
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