Fcking lmfao, memri TV is grade A entertainment


...islam is right about women

Fukin lmao

not sure which part of this appeals to you though op...

I’m a muslim revert who has read the Quran translation atleast 5 time now .

Islam is closest to the original Judaism that moses preached and closest to the original Christianity . Muslims are the only people that pray like the prophets ( prostration ) and you will find in the bible that prophets prostrated aswel.

Allah says in theQuran that there is jews and Christians who worship there lord during the hours of the night they will be rewarded by there lord .

Jesus is not God he prayed so he wasn’t praying to himself but to his master ( Allah) who is also known as by many names (Yahweh,Hashem,Elah)
Jesus is the messiah in the Islam who will return when the antichrist apears before judgement day .
The Quran has a full chapter dedicated to the Virgin Mary she is the mother of believers in Islam. We believe in the virgin birth of Christ

Allah is the God of the Old Testament the one Who spoke to Moses .
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ivYc7VRgU1U

Allah is a super intelligent highly tehnologically advanced being who created us with his own hands . The Lower rib is the only bone that regenerates when removed srs so Allah(God) must have surgically removed Adams lower rib which regenerates back and cloned Eve from that rib then brought them down in some type or aircraft .its all true it’s legit history .

Allah is the most merciful and loves justice kindness. All he wants is for us to acknowledge our master and thank him for what he has done (created us and this beautiful universe)

And in return we will be with the king in paradise where whatever our hearts desire will become reality .

It sounds like heaven and hell are planets somewhere in the solar system but only Allah knows best .
Muslims are not supposed to look down on anyone even non Muslims because they are still Gods creation . And we will endure the wrath of the lord for thinking we are superior to anyone .

As-salaam alaikum brother, Alhmadulillah you converted to Islam.

Based and Islam pilled.

How do I get my wife to convert OP. Do I need to learn Arabic ?

If watching memritv YouTube videos has taught me anything you just need to beat her and everything will be great

"The main character Spongebob lives inside a giant pineapple, how do you think he acquired that house? Through jihad"

hard to argue with that logic when put that way


also fuking lmao at the last pic da phukkkkk


based memritv

love how cousin marriage is allowed

Wa alaikum As Salam bro . Best decision ever .it makes the most sense out all religions on who God actually is .

Islam is sadly misunderstood by a lot of people these days .
But hopefully we can all change that and show the beauty of Islam by our actions .

Lmao @ being such a weak dick ******* that you need religion to have a woman submit to you.

I am muslim and let me tell you

you can indianmaxx and be a islamist too

that's why I love headlines like these

This isnt close to the reality when reviewed in alignment with the actual texts written

It is right about women and *******s...

Islam doesn’t hate women . Allah (God) is offended when you gaze at women like they are some type of meat like a wild animal . Even if that women is non Muslim , even if that women doesn’t dress modestly doesn’t respect herself God still respects her as a human being which he created and has given them rights .

Gawking at women never mind actually adultery is a crime srs you have robbed a women of respect and seen her as a piece of meat in God’s eyes . Imagine some guy doing the same to your mother or sister the next time to you gawk at a women .

There is a reason why muslim women are told to wear hijab is because God knows that us men are weak when it comes to women and women’s hair is what attracts us to them cos he created us obvously. Who’s going to hit on a women looking like the Virgin Mary ? . God hates adultery , we are not supposed to have flings or girlfriends women and men are for marriage only .

You treat any women bad and God will deal with u sooner or later. The Quran has a full chapter dedicated to the Virgin Mary she is the mother of believers of course we respect women.

Heaven lies beneath a mother’s feet in Islam and you are supposed to help your mother 3 times before even thinking about helping your dad .

"Sahih al-Bukhari's hadith says "that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old."

"People can be attracted to those who look healthy and fertile. Whether we realize it or not, we are biologically attracted to people who look healthy and who look like they can reproduce"

brb forget biology

"Men are technically allowed to take more than one wife, up to four wives as long as he can provide for each wife equally and not differentiate between them in a practice known as polygamy. Polygamy, though technically legal, is not a recommended practice in Islamic culture. Women cannot have multiple husbands."


AlL aBoUt EqUaLiTy

this one sold me

One of my best friends is a muslim, and he is known as a predator. I try to defend him, "its just the culture", but it doesnt sit right in the west.

Another of my best friends became an apostate at 14, imagine being smart and strong minded enough at 14 to renounce something that millions of adults still believe. Genuis.

I hope you are preaching this stuff to muslims, and not only non-muslims.

Non-muslims are not going around on public international TV saying it's OK to beat your wives.

Weren't you meatheads talking so bad about Islam and calling them goat ****ers?

I'm the first to jokingly bring up Islam & women LOL, spread like wildfire I see.

They are goat fukkers and I still can't stand the bastards.



I still agree with their stance on women and *******s though.

You just made my morning

lol those are some extreme ass views. is this legit or is it one of those videos where someone just adds captions to it that aren't even what they are saying?

The truth is always hated because the truth is bitter to accept . Why would satan attack others who are wrong he only wants to destroy the truth . Just like anything in life the truth is usually the most hated

You all know deep down inside that there is something out there but you can’t explain it
Some power brought us into existence and soon you will all realise that it was God all along.

Anyone who does believe in one God who has no partners children and does Good deeds has a fighting chance of salvation.

God is trying to get your attention throughout your life that he’s there . Notice how the YouTube algorithm randomly has videos to do with your life yet you never searched it up ? Notice so many random coincidences in life? That isn’t the government spying on you that’s God almighty showing you he’s there and wants to help you .
What you call aliens are actually angels in there natural form .they are spoke about in all cultures they are written on ancient monuments and texts they are not aliens but are actual angels (Gods soldiers/workerS) they take the form of humans so we don’t fear them ,there is a reason angels in the bible always began with “don’t be afraid”. Us muslims believe in the gospel so there is truths in the bible

An astronaut who went into space heard thousands of men chanting hymns and was baffled . What he heard was not men but the angels praising the lord most high