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Calling out RealLifeAlpha: He's a confirmed 5 foot 6 manlet (proof) (dedfknsrs)
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Calling out RealLifeAlpha: He's a confirmed 5 foot 6 manlet (proof) (dedfknsrs)
Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Hmm, lets do some math here....
don't have a full body pic here but used a generous midpoint assumption for his total height

Brah you need to explain asap (ded fkn srs)
edit: new proof uncovered as well


03-22-2021, 12:46 PM
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Where did he go, haven't seen him post for a bit. The best burn out too soon, ded fkin srs.
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03-22-2021, 12:48 PM
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LOL i knew this ******* would be exposed eventually. Must be all the 5g shortening his height
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Originally Posted By OntheClockNE⏩
You go night night son? He's made several threadsWhere did he go, haven't seen him post for a bit. The best burn out too soon, ded fkin srs.
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20
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03-22-2021, 12:55 PM
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fuking hell lmaooooo
don't care about the height but the fact that OP undertook this mathematical analysis is fukin awesome hahaha

don't care about the height but the fact that OP undertook this mathematical analysis is fukin awesome hahaha
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Even assuming a much longer leg to torso ratio probably puts him at max 5 foot 9.
Can't be a real life alpha when you are same height as the average 14 year old male
Can't be a real life alpha when you are same height as the average 14 year old male
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maybe he has long shins OP
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Inb4 the AWatts pic.
Sickest burn in misc history, dude just lurks now and silently negs.
https://imgur.com/LKpI5F8
https://imgur.com/Pp1Slx7
Sickest burn in misc history, dude just lurks now and silently negs.
https://imgur.com/LKpI5F8
https://imgur.com/Pp1Slx7
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
5 foot 11?fkn LMAO strong
5'11 master-race checking in
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5'11 master-race checking in
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what else are you lying about? Do you even live in Connecticut?
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Lololololol classic
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Originally Posted By Pumpinmirin⏩
Inb4 the AWatts pic.
Sickest burn in misc history, dude just lurks now and silently negs.
Sickest burn in misc history, dude just lurks now and silently negs.


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Originally Posted By climberbrah⏩
lmfao u can just tell from his little limbs he isn't 5'11 master race (ded fkn Srs)
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cant decide what was more disappointing to me
britishtwit being an indian female
or reallifealpha being 5 foot 6
britishtwit being an indian female
or reallifealpha being 5 foot 6
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Originally Posted By climberbrah⏩

Laughed soo hard oh the memories

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Blast from the past OP
RLA could be 5'2" though and he is still taking your girl and ****ing her on cam. He is dripping with high test energy and agression
RLA could be 5'2" though and he is still taking your girl and ****ing her on cam. He is dripping with high test energy and agression
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Reminds me of the time I was outed as a Manlet
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03-22-2021, 01:41 PM
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any sites similar to streamable I can upload my video response?
banned there for posting that clip of me and that chick (ded fkn Srs)
banned there for posting that clip of me and that chick (ded fkn Srs)
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