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post 1663350633 06-23-2022, 08:51 PM
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My Dad Buried Hidden Caches or Weapons and Gold on and Undisclosed Island

SRS. I had a late Fathers day with my dad, and he revealed to me he buried a bunch of guns, ammo, and gold on an island that isn't accessible by regular boat, that you would need to take something smaller like a kayak, and walk the rest of the way. He claimed he was visited by spirits in his dreams that this is what he needed to do. He now wants to take me on a Kayaking trip so he can reveal these locations for me because I am the only person he trusts with this information.

After this, I did ask him if he was dying, and he said no. He's in absolutely ridiculous physical shape for someone in his mid-60's, and I would say at a bare minimum, he has another 10 years, unless something like cancer comes out of left field. I think some of this might stem from his father dying when he was the same age as he is now, so now he is fearing his own mortality. Even still, my dad was ridiculously cheap when I was growing up. My clothes were from the dollar store, all food was bought from budget grocery chains in bulk, and my family lived like poorcells even though he was making close to 6-figures in the 90's.

So he has been saving all of this money all of this time in investment portfolios that through compound interest and stock market gains, he realizes that he is never going to need all of the money he saved at his standard of living, so he decided to convert a bunch of it to gold and bury it. He also bought lots of guns and ammo over the years and buried those as well because the spirits in his dreams told him we would need them.

I'm really not quite sure what to do with this information right now. My dad was always a very practical man. He was raised Catholic, but never fully trusted the religion and thought much of it was bull****. But now, all of the sudden, I find he's burying excess guns, ammo, and gold on a ****ing island because he wants his children to have a fair chance against what is to come. I'm apparently supposed to dig up all of this gold and split it with my sister, and with the guns/ammo, I'm supposed to protect his wife (my step mom) who is probably too useless to be able to defend herself if **** did hit the fan and he wasn't around to protect her.

Nevertheless, I am planning a kayak trip with my dad so he can show me where he buried everything.
post 1663350733 06-23-2022, 08:53 PM
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In b4 u guys end up kayaking to epsteins island.
post 1663350763 06-23-2022, 08:54 PM
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That’s pretty wild op because just the other day something pretty similar happened to me. SRS. I had a late Fathers day with my dad, and he revealed to me he buried a bunch of guns, ammo, and gold on an island that isn't accessible by regular boat, that you would need to take something smaller like a kayak, and walk the rest of the way. He claimed he was visited by spirits in his dreams that this is what he needed to do.

He now wants to take me on a Kayaking trip so he can reveal these locations for me because I am the only person he trusts with this information.

After this, I did ask him if he was dying, and he said no. He's in absolutely ridiculous physical shape for someone in his mid-60's, and I would say at a bare minimum, he has another 10 years, unless something like cancer comes out of left field. I think some of this might stem from his father dying when he was the same age as he is now, so now he is fearing his own mortality. Even still, my dad was ridiculously cheap when I was growing up. My clothes were from the dollar store, all food was bought from budget grocery chains in bulk, and my family lived like poorcells even though he was making close to 6-figures in the 90's.

So he has been saving all of this money all of this time in investment portfolios that through compound interest and stock market gains, he realizes that he is never going to need all of the money he saved at his standard of living, so he decided to convert a bunch of it to gold and bury it. He also bought lots of guns and ammo over the years and buried those as well because the spirits in his dreams told him we would need them.

I'm really not quite sure what to do with this information right now. My dad was always a very practical man. He was raised Catholic, but never fully trusted the religion and thought much of it was bull****. But now, all of the sudden, I find he's burying excess guns, ammo, and gold on a ****ing island because he wants his children to have a fair chance against what is to come. I'm apparently supposed to dig up all of this gold and split it with my sister, and with the guns/ammo, I'm supposed to protect his wife (my step mom) who is probably too useless to be able to defend herself if **** did hit the fan and he wasn't around to protect her.

Nevertheless, I am planning a kayak trip with my dad so he can show me where he buried everything.
post 1663350903 06-23-2022, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN
In b4 u guys end up kayaking to epsteins island.
I doubt his life was that exciting, lol. More like he has some excess money his kids can use to uphold their standard of living for when the world goes to ****.
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Cool story bro. But what if you get to the island and walk to this mystery pit and you look down and it is 10 foot deep and empty. You turn around to see your dad holding a gun pointed at you and he says "this hole was dug for you, son, now get in so that I can bury you".
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post 1663351513 06-23-2022, 09:19 PM
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post 1663351573 06-23-2022, 09:20 PM
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The world is about to collapse with the USD crashing into nothing in a couple of years before the CBDC's come in. So he's on point to get as much GOLD as he can.

People don't realize that your income will have an expiry date with carbon credits attached to your account (Srs)
post 1663351833 06-23-2022, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted By PaulJerome
Cool story bro. But what if you get to the island and walk to this mystery pit and you look down and it is 10 foot deep and empty. You turn around to see your dad holding a gun pointed at you and he says "this hole was dug for you, son, now get in so that I can bury you".
Lmao, I would probably just lie down and accept my fate because never in a million years would I be able to anticipate that.
Originally Posted By BlackHeart.au
The world is about to collapse with the USD crashing into nothing in a couple of years before the CBDC's come in. So he's on point to get as much GOLD as he can.

People don't realize that your income will have an expiry date with carbon credits attached to your account (Srs)
I think this is along the lines of what my dad is thinking. He pulled all of his money out of stocks a long time ago. He also scolded me for buying a house in 2007 just before the housing market crash. I should have listened to him then
post 1663352853 06-23-2022, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver
That’s pretty wild op because just the other day something pretty similar happened to me. SRS. I had a late Fathers day with my dad, and he revealed to me he buried a bunch of guns, ammo, and gold on an island that isn't accessible by regular boat, that you would need to take something smaller like a kayak, and walk the rest of the way. He claimed he was visited by spirits in his dreams that this is what he needed to do.

He now wants to take me on a Kayaking trip so he can reveal these locations for me because I am the only person he trusts with this information.

After this, I did ask him if he was dying, and he said no. He's in absolutely ridiculous physical shape for someone in his mid-60's, and I would say at a bare minimum, he has another 10 years, unless something like cancer comes out of left field. I think some of this might stem from his father dying when he was the same age as he is now, so now he is fearing his own mortality. Even still, my dad was ridiculously cheap when I was growing up. My clothes were from the dollar store, all food was bought from budget grocery chains in bulk, and my family lived like poorcells even though he was making close to 6-figures in the 90's.

So he has been saving all of this money all of this time in investment portfolios that through compound interest and stock market gains, he realizes that he is never going to need all of the money he saved at his standard of living, so he decided to convert a bunch of it to gold and bury it. He also bought lots of guns and ammo over the years and buried those as well because the spirits in his dreams told him we would need them.

I'm really not quite sure what to do with this information right now. My dad was always a very practical man. He was raised Catholic, but never fully trusted the religion and thought much of it was bull****. But now, all of the sudden, I find he's burying excess guns, ammo, and gold on a ****ing island because he wants his children to have a fair chance against what is to come. I'm apparently supposed to dig up all of this gold and split it with my sister, and with the guns/ammo, I'm supposed to protect his wife (my step mom) who is probably too useless to be able to defend herself if **** did hit the fan and he wasn't around to protect her.

Nevertheless, I am planning a kayak trip with my dad so he can show me where he buried everything.
Thanks for the input bro, and by bro, I mean ****git.
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