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Not proud of myself...socked up a retard outside a 7-11 today
Not proud of myself...socked up a retard outside a 7-11 today
08-02-2022, 01:29 PM
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Not proud of myself...socked up a retard outside a 7-11 today
I was coming out of the 7-11 with a couple bangs and some hot Cheetos when my thirst got to me and I was right outside the door and I opened up the bang (strawberry delish) and started chugging. The retard came up and it was obvious--she had the handicap style bus pass around her neck and had that super derp derp look. She said "excuse me sir" really rudely and I just looked at her and snapped. I said "wait the fuk up" I wish I had kept my cool.
She responded with a "stop blocking my way" and i just shoved her and threw my bang at her. The 7-11 dude started yelling "stop, stop" she had stumbled and hit the trash can that is outside to the side of the entrance. She came back at me obviously angry and I just did a quick 1-2 1-2 combo and she just fell down crying. The 7-11 guy started yelling "I am calling the police" so I chirped out with a quickness. I am not black so I'll get punished.
I had parked--luckily--on the street off to the side so no one can id me and my ride. I jogged home using alleys. When wifey gets home I am going to tell her "let's go for a walk" and when we get to the car I'll have her drive it home just to be safe.
Fuk man let my passions get the best of me. I need to learn to control myself brahs fuk
********UPDATE POST #34**********************
She responded with a "stop blocking my way" and i just shoved her and threw my bang at her. The 7-11 dude started yelling "stop, stop" she had stumbled and hit the trash can that is outside to the side of the entrance. She came back at me obviously angry and I just did a quick 1-2 1-2 combo and she just fell down crying. The 7-11 guy started yelling "I am calling the police" so I chirped out with a quickness. I am not black so I'll get punished.
I had parked--luckily--on the street off to the side so no one can id me and my ride. I jogged home using alleys. When wifey gets home I am going to tell her "let's go for a walk" and when we get to the car I'll have her drive it home just to be safe.
Fuk man let my passions get the best of me. I need to learn to control myself brahs fuk
********UPDATE POST #34**********************
08-02-2022, 01:31 PM
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08-02-2022, 01:34 PM
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Good job on the 1-2 combo, that's a winner.
Even though you are not black you still have time to inject a tanning agent and claim to be part astronaut, it could help you walk free from any charges
Even though you are not black you still have time to inject a tanning agent and claim to be part astronaut, it could help you walk free from any charges
08-02-2022, 01:36 PM
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08-02-2022, 01:38 PM
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08-02-2022, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
Fuk I might have to do that lolGood job on the 1-2 combo, that's a winner.
Even though you are not black you still have time to inject a tanning agent and claim to be part astronaut, it could help you walk free from any charges
Even though you are not black you still have time to inject a tanning agent and claim to be part astronaut, it could help you walk free from any charges
08-02-2022, 01:59 PM
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Lol'd op.
Originally Posted By mikebadg3⏩
He got kicked out of delta for that?Lold
one of my old Infantry Platoon SGTS beat up a disabled guy and was kicked out of CAG and proceeded to be sent to my Platoon
He would later go on to work for the CIA
one of my old Infantry Platoon SGTS beat up a disabled guy and was kicked out of CAG and proceeded to be sent to my Platoon
He would later go on to work for the CIA
08-02-2022, 02:01 PM
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08-02-2022, 02:02 PM
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08-02-2022, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted By mikebadg3⏩
From CAG to CIA happens often from what I understand (in this case with a slight detour).Lold
one of my old Infantry Platoon SGTS beat up a disabled guy and was kicked out of CAG and proceeded to be sent to my Platoon
He would later go on to work for the CIA
one of my old Infantry Platoon SGTS beat up a disabled guy and was kicked out of CAG and proceeded to be sent to my Platoon
He would later go on to work for the CIA
08-02-2022, 02:16 PM
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Throw in a kick with that 1-2 combo and you got the Snake Special from Metal Gear Solid
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08-02-2022, 02:19 PM
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4 punches thrown and she fell down crying? OP can't even knockout a retard. The misc is ashamed of you.
Hopefully, you at least took her handicap style bus pass as a trophy.
Hopefully, you at least took her handicap style bus pass as a trophy.
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08-02-2022, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
I was coming out of the 7-11 with a couple bangs and some hot Cheetos when my thirst got to me and I was right outside the door and I opened up the bang (strawberry delish) and started chugging. The retard came up and it was obvious--she had the handicap style bus pass around her neck and had that super derp derp look. She said "excuse me sir" really rudely and I just looked at her and snapped. I said "wait the fuk up" I wish I had kept my cool.
She responded with a "stop blocking my way" and i just shoved her and threw my bang at her. The 7-11 dude started yelling "stop, stop" she had stumbled and hit the trash can that is outside to the side of the entrance. She came back at me obviously angry and I just did a quick 1-2 1-2 combo and she just fell down crying.The 7-11 guy started yelling "I am calling the police" so I chirped out with a quickness. I am not black so I'll get punished.
I had parked--luckily--on the street off to the side so no one can id me and my ride. I jogged home using alleys. When wifey gets home I am going to tell her "let's go for a walk" and when we get to the car I'll have her drive it home just to be safe.
Fuk man let my passions get the best of me. I need to learn to control myself brahs fuk
She responded with a "stop blocking my way" and i just shoved her and threw my bang at her. The 7-11 dude started yelling "stop, stop" she had stumbled and hit the trash can that is outside to the side of the entrance. She came back at me obviously angry and I just did a quick 1-2 1-2 combo and she just fell down crying.The 7-11 guy started yelling "I am calling the police" so I chirped out with a quickness. I am not black so I'll get punished.
I had parked--luckily--on the street off to the side so no one can id me and my ride. I jogged home using alleys. When wifey gets home I am going to tell her "let's go for a walk" and when we get to the car I'll have her drive it home just to be safe.
Fuk man let my passions get the best of me. I need to learn to control myself brahs fuk
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08-02-2022, 02:33 PM
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I thought this was an aware thread so I combed the thread list and found nothing. What is this
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Having trouble reconciling both stories.
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08-02-2022, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
https://bangenergy.com/i read every definition of bang on urban dictionary
note of them fit your post.
and i know a banger is like a sausage or hotdog or something but it doesnt make sense its strawberry flavored or that youd drink it
note of them fit your post.
and i know a banger is like a sausage or hotdog or something but it doesnt make sense its strawberry flavored or that youd drink it
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