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post 1682110563 05-05-2023, 02:10 PM
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MIL now says June 01, 2023 is the date of rapture

Says June 01, all banks will fail, all govts in the world except China and Russia (of course) will go bankrupt.

What do?
post 1682110823 05-05-2023, 02:14 PM
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How crazy is your MIL on a scale from 1-10 with 10 being the most crazy?
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post 1682110953 05-05-2023, 02:16 PM
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Well that sucks, I was going to a convention that weekend, guess I should cancel my hotel reservations.

EDIT: Is your MIL Katya..?
Best thread: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=168274783
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post 1682111103 05-05-2023, 02:18 PM
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Devout Christian checking in.

please do not ever listen to anyone who says they know the date of rapture.



The Bible is clear on this, It says No man knoweth the day, nor the hour, not even the angels. It's in the bible.


People like your MIL give Christianity a bad name, because when that day comes and nothing happens, it caused people anxiety for no reason and gives the faith a bad look by outsiders.


Only thing you need to worry about, is loving God and following God. Follow His wisdom, ask Him into your life, etc. Everything else will happen as it happens, and your name will be written in the Book of Life.
Ave Christus Rex

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post 1682111213 05-05-2023, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By ImpressiveGainz
EDIT: Is your MIL Katya..?
beat me to it
post 1682111513 05-05-2023, 02:23 PM
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post 1682111543 05-05-2023, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
How crazy is your MIL on a scale from 1-10 with 10 being the most crazy?
I would say 8, she says she hates how people are so gullible, but anything the internet tells her, she won't be quiet about and will continuously tell us over and over again everyday.
Originally Posted By ImpressiveGainz
Well that sucks, I was going to a convention that weekend, guess I should cancel my hotel reservations.

EDIT: Is your MIL Katya..?
I think Katya is more down to Earth. MIL is if Katya was on drugs all day everyday.
post 1682111843 05-05-2023, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted By CalmWind
Devout Christian checking in.

please do not ever listen to anyone who says they know the date of rapture.



The Bible is clear on this, It says No man knoweth the day, nor the hour, not even the angels. It's in the bible.


People like your MIL give Christianity a bad name, because when that day comes and nothing happens, it caused people anxiety for no reason and gives the faith a bad look by outsiders.


Only thing you need to worry about, is loving God and following God. Follow His wisdom, ask Him into your life, etc. Everything else will happen as it happens, and your name will be written in the Book of Life.
Amen bro. The truth is so.

It bothers my wife because she is already stressed out from work, and as soon as she hears this garbage, it gets her even more stressed out. She wants a good relationship with her mom, but she is crazy.

We asked what would she do if she got bit by a rabid dog. If she would get the rabies shots for treatment, she said she would just go to her chiropractor to crack her back, and rub her homeopath ointment on the wound, and it's better than anything conventional medicine can do.
post 1682111883 05-05-2023, 02:29 PM
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post 1682111953 05-05-2023, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted By CalmWind
Devout Christian checking in.

please do not ever listen to anyone who says they know the date of rapture.



The Bible is clear on this, It saysNo manknoweth the day, nor the hour, not even the angels. It's in the bible.
Jokes on you. She has a vagina.
post 1682112083 05-05-2023, 02:32 PM
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post 1682112333 05-05-2023, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted By ImpressiveGainz
Well that sucks, I was going to a convention that weekend, guess I should cancel my hotel reservations.

EDIT: Is your MIL Katya..?
Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans
beat me to it
lol

Personally I rather enjoy Rapture prophecies since if you believe in the Rapture then it follows you should believe in the Bible which says quite clearly that "no one knows".

So I figure any date that is called out as "the big day" is safe. Sort of like a free square in bingo.
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post 1682112453 05-05-2023, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
who or what is MIL aware me
This wtf is it
post 1682113363 05-05-2023, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done
This wtf is it
Your wife's grandmother's daughter.
post 1682113503 05-05-2023, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted By CalmWind
Devout Christian checking in.

please do not ever listen to anyone who says they know the date of rapture.



The Bible is clear on this, It says No man knoweth the day, nor the hour, not even the angels. It's in the bible.


People like your MIL give Christianity a bad name, because when that day comes and nothing happens, it caused people anxiety for no reason and gives the faith a bad look by outsiders.


Only thing you need to worry about, is loving God and following God. Follow His wisdom, ask Him into your life, etc. Everything else will happen as it happens, and your name will be written in the Book of Life.
You are a horrible Christian
post 1682113963 05-05-2023, 03:01 PM
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based upon some of your past threads, you should tell your MIL to shut the fuk up.
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post 1682113983 05-05-2023, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta
Jokes on you. She has a vagina.
Well shiiieeet
Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
who or what is MIL aware me
Originally Posted By Getter_done
This wtf is it
Originally Posted By 401Delta
Your wife's grandmother's daughter.
Yes, Mother In Law

I used to go on some college board as a kid, and they used some whack ass terms like my D1 and F2, and my S8 went to college, that was boomer tier chit. No idea what they were even talking about.
post 1682114743 05-05-2023, 03:14 PM
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maybe?
why not?
but what will you do?
post 1682115823 05-05-2023, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By AccountingMajor
I would say 8, she says she hates how people are so gullible, but anything the internet tells her, she won't be quiet about and will continuously tell us over and over again everyday.


Sounds annoying. My condolences.
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post 1682119123 05-05-2023, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By katya422
Personally I rather enjoy Rapture prophecies since if you believe in the Rapture then it follows you should believe in the Bible which says quite clearly that "no one knows".
The Bible says that Jesus didn't know (Matt 24:6) at the time prior to His death; however, some sixty-something years after Jesus crucifixion, we learn that God gave Jesus the revelation (Rev 1:1), so Jesus certainly knows now when He is returning. And it is true that we can not know the day or hour, but he only comes as a 'thief in the night' for the unsaved and it says that 'destruction will come on them suddenly' (! Thes 5:1-3).
Originally Posted By 1
But you, brothers and sisters, are not in darkness so that this day should surprise you like a thief.
We know it will be like the days of Noah (Mat 24:37-39) which is where we are today.

We know that the churches will be tickling the ears of the congregation and not teaching sound doctrine (2 Tim 4:3) which is what is going on in the majority of churches today.

We know that because people do not choose to retain God in their knowledge, He gives them over to a reprobate mind (Rom 1:28) which we are seeing today.

We know that the technology is already in place for the mark of the beast system (Rev 13:16-17).

We are being inundated with talk of 'aliens' so that when the Rapture does occur and everyone sees us rising up in the air toward Heaven (Rev 11:12), the 'aliens' will tell everyone 'we got rid of all the bad people'; however, there's no such thing as aliens as they are demons.

We know that in the latter days there will be seducing spirits and doctrines of demons (1 Tim 4:1) which I literally drove by a church on 38th Ave in St Pete and written on their marquee sign was 'Jesus looks good in drag'. I'm not making this up.

The real question for everyone in this thread, is when He returns, will He find you having sex outside of marriage, watching pornography, chasing after money, getting drunk, etc. or will you be found doing what the Master wants (Luke 12:40-46)?

God is not mocked (Gal 6:7) and He will certainly get the last laugh (Psalm 2:4). It's the same message today as yesterday, repent and believe (Mark 1:15).
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