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Thread: You're best response to random saying 'Buy me a drink'

post 1682364343 05-09-2023, 11:31 AM
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You're best response to random saying 'Buy me a drink'

is...
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post 1682364393 05-09-2023, 11:31 AM
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Okay
post 1682364433 05-09-2023, 11:32 AM
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pics of mom? srs because thats what the sloot is gonna look like when she grows up.
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post 1682364463 05-09-2023, 11:33 AM
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post 1682364563 05-09-2023, 11:33 AM
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I laughed and said she could buy me one.
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post 1682364673 05-09-2023, 11:34 AM
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"You are wobbling a bit, looks like you need to slow the drinking down"

"Sounds like you have a money problem"
post 1682364843 05-09-2023, 11:37 AM
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I would laugh in their face and tell them no. I will then tell them they should be buying me drinks. I might be the old guy at the bar looking for some fun but I am not your daddy or atm machine.
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post 1682364913 05-09-2023, 11:38 AM
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post 1682364953 05-09-2023, 11:39 AM
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post 1682365033 05-09-2023, 11:39 AM
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I only have enough for some ice cubes.
































But you could pee in my cup.
post 1682365113 05-09-2023, 11:40 AM
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“the jerk store called, they’re running out of you”
post 1682365133 05-09-2023, 11:40 AM
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360 outta there
post 1682365623 05-09-2023, 11:47 AM
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You dont pay a hoe to **** you, you pay her to leave
post 1682365713 05-09-2023, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
I would laugh in their face and tell them no. I will then tell them they should be buying me drinks. I might be the old guy at the bar looking for some fun but I am not your daddy or atm machine.
Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever bought some random sloot a drink. Just rounds for the boys.
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post 1682365993 05-09-2023, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
“the jerk store called, they’re running out of you”
What's the difference? You're their all time best seller!
post 1682366153 05-09-2023, 11:55 AM
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s,s,sure
post 1682366273 05-09-2023, 11:58 AM
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This is probably the best bar dialogue ever.

Was in early 30's meeting the 18 year old receptionist from the Lexus dealership. I got to the club early.

Random girl says "buy me a drink"

I replied: "Make out with me"

She replied: "My boyfriend is over there" and points to a bench with 5 dudes.

I said: "You don't have to use your tongue"

Don't remember the exact dialogue after that but I bought her drink and went behind a curtain behind the 5 dudes. She walked in and took the drink and we started making out.

Then the curtain opens and I guess her boyfriend says "What the f**!" and pulss her to the other side.

Waited about 30 seconds expecting to get foot stomped to death but curtain never moved again and I realized I was leaning against a railing leading downstairs, so I left the club.
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post 1682366433 05-09-2023, 12:00 PM
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post 1682366763 05-09-2023, 12:04 PM
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post 1682368093 05-09-2023, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By PaulJerome⏩
This is probably the best bar dialogue ever.

Was in early 30's meeting the 18 year old receptionist from the Lexus dealership. I got to the club early.

Random girl says "buy me a drink"

I replied: "Make out with me"

She replied: "My boyfriend is over there" and points to a bench with 5 dudes.

I said: "You don't have to use your tongue"

Don't remember the exact dialogue after that but I bought her drink and went behind a curtain behind the 5 dudes. She walked in and took the drink and we started making out.

Then the curtain opens and I guess her boyfriend says "What the f**!" and pulss her to the other side.

Waited about 30 seconds expecting to get foot stomped to death but curtain never moved again and I realized I was leaning against a railing leading downstairs, so I left the club.
Lmao, nice
I'm back, bitches!
post 1682369033 05-09-2023, 12:32 PM
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Order her a water
post 1682369613 05-09-2023, 12:41 PM
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"I already bought you one. It's back at my place"

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post 1682369653 05-09-2023, 12:42 PM
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Smirk like Bruce Willis, continue the conversation like it’s not worth acknowledging.
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