On my end, gardening gear including cool solar-powered lanterns. She gardens a lot and has worked hard on creating new areas on the property this year. Called me earlier mentioning she really appreciated it. I had to have it shipped there since I live far away now and we only see each other a few times a year. My parents are getting older and it's been dawning on me lately that, realistically with the amount of years they have left, the total amount of times I'll see them before one of them dies might not even pass 100. That's a pretty scary thought.

Appreciate your loved ones every day. Thought I'd make this thread to see what everyone else got/did to generate potential ideas for next year as well.

Also, happy early mother's day to our misc moms

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PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.

Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩

On my end, gardening gear including cool solar-powered lanterns. She gardens a lot and has worked hard on creating new areas on the property this year. Called me earlier mentioning she really appreciated it. I had to have it shipped there since I live far away now and we only see each other a few times a year. My parents are getting older and it's been dawning on me lately that, realistically with the amount of years they have left, the total amount of times I'll see them before one of them dies might not even pass 100. That's a pretty scary thought.

Appreciate your loved ones every day. Thought I'd make this thread to see what everyone else got/did to generate potential ideas for next year as well.

Also, happy early mother's day to our misc moms

Thank you!

My son and I celebrated last Sunday since he has to work all day tomorrow. He took me to see Guardians 3 and then out to lunch at one of our fave restaurants. We came home and finished the last 2 episodes of Punisher season 1. It was a great day. He's still going to come over tomorrow night after work for dinner and we'll watch some Jessica Jones season 2.

I got my mom a gift card to a salon. She had mentioned the week before I went to beach for my bday weekend that she'd be there the next week and getting her hair cut. So while we were there I grabbed a gift card to the salon she was going to and left that for her as an early Mothers Day gift. She's on a cruise now and won't be home til Monday so won't see her.

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PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.

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“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

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Originally Posted By SSM12⏩

Floor seats to Aerosmiths farewell tour. She’s a huge fan.

OMG! What a great gift! I tried to get Aerosmith tix but everything but the $500 seats were sold out by the time I got into the queue.They are one of the only bands from back in the day that I've never seen and wanted to check it off my bucket list.

Originally Posted By SSM12⏩

It was a combo gift. My brother sister stepdad and myself all went in in and spit 5 tickets.

They were not cheap but she’ll love the family outing too since my brother lives out of state.

That is so awesome. I love experience gifts. I always get my son concert tix for his bday and Christmas.

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*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

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*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

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*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*