Blackjack players - usually some 20yo - 40yo fool wearing a hoodie and sunglasses and thinks he's a math genius cause he memorized the basic strategy cards sold in the gift shop. Loves to comment about how bad everyone else is playing and how he only lost cause somebody hit when they shouldn't have. ALWAYS leaves the table busted. I've personally never seen any of these so-called Advantage Players leave the table with a profit. LOVES to critique how everyone else is playing… Like SRS, muthaf/cker this is the low-roller $5 table, people are just playing for fun , nobody cares about the count or basic strategy.


Craps players - the most superstitious, hyper-emotional, argumentative clowns in the casino. They'll have a meltdown at players who approach the table in the middle of a roll because it "affects the luck"… Keep in mind, the new player just walked up to the table, it's not like the new player threw his money on the table while the dice were out. These buffoons always talk about their "hot roll getting cooled"…

Baccarat players - these are my personal favorite. They're usually degenerate Golden Bulls who get drunk and scream "MONKEY!!" "DRAGON!!!" "PANDA!!!" "LOW LOW LOW LOW"