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03-24-2024, 01:32 PM
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You vs Jake Paul in a boxing fight. Can you win?

Discuss why or why not
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03-24-2024, 01:35 PM
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No

he knows how to box and can train 24/7 unlike the 9to5 slaves on the misc
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03-24-2024, 01:36 PM
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Like him or not he'd destroy 99.3% of the mioc. including me

Why? Because he's boxed semi-professionally and is 200lbs
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03-24-2024, 01:53 PM
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I haven't fought since grade school, so yea probably
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03-24-2024, 01:56 PM
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I'd lose for all the previous posters' reasons
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03-24-2024, 02:05 PM
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inb4 FitnessGuy69 says he could
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03-24-2024, 02:07 PM
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No. Too old and too much of a size difference.
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03-24-2024, 02:17 PM
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Yes, if you give me a 6 month camp I'll smash his teeth in.
-He doesn't have a height, reach or weight advantage over me
-I have no respect for him
-I will be very confident, especially if there's a purse that will help me retire early lol

He seems like he can genuinely crack though I will give him that. So there's a chance he'll catch me for the KTFO.
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03-24-2024, 02:19 PM
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This is the misc bro

They’ll knock him out round 1 then get back home in time for breakfast ready to make their daily $10k
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03-24-2024, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By ScrillaIsBake⏩
inb4 FitnessGuy69 says he could
Honestly if there was one miscer in a street fight against Paul, this is the guy I’d pick. He’s a schizophrenic felon whe would probably bite jakes nutsack off.
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03-24-2024, 02:24 PM
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Not a chance.

I probably have a bigger dink though, and I'd rather have that than the ability to beat him in a boxing match.
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03-24-2024, 02:47 PM
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Hed **** us all up lmao he's actually a talented boxer considering the late start and works hard.
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03-24-2024, 03:10 PM
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03-24-2024, 03:17 PM
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Jake Paul beats every single miscer and he would barely break a sweat tbh.
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03-24-2024, 03:21 PM
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Jake Paul is a disney kid






What kind of MK Ultra has he been subjected to?


He has whooped MMA champs and knocked down Tommy Fury.



He wears black and white gloves. Different color gloves on each hand. What kind of illuminati symbolism is that?
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03-24-2024, 03:21 PM
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Nope. He's younger, and juiced, and has top quality trainers, and the time to fully dedicate to a training camp.
A 20-something year old me (a fairly decent amateur) could probably do well against a 20-something year old him, but old me has no chance.
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03-24-2024, 03:23 PM
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The guy is basically a pro-am boxer whose life revolves around training. Doubt it.
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03-24-2024, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By SmithMachineGuy⏩
Nope. He's younger, and juiced, and has top quality trainers, and the time to fully dedicate to a training camp.
A 20-something year old me (a fairly decent amateur) could probably do well against a 20-something year old him, but old me has no chance.

-Disney kid
-Wears black and white gloves. Different color on each hand.
-Somehow has 20M subscribers on youtube despite his rapping being trash. Although his clown videos are entertaining.


He probably has MK Ultra delta programming.


Thats how he's beating these MMA champs
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03-24-2024, 03:29 PM
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let's see how he does vs tyson first
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03-24-2024, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
let's see how he does vs tyson first
Jake Paul (He looks like a US government experiment)


vs


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03-24-2024, 03:35 PM
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Nope, and now matter how much many here will want to believe otherwise (since he's a massive faygot), few if any here could (in a strictly Boxing match).
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03-24-2024, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Like him or not he'd destroy 99.3% of the mioc. including me

Why? Because he's boxed semi-professionally and is 200lbs

I think he'd destroy 100% of the misc, even the bloatcel powerlifters.
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03-24-2024, 03:41 PM
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look at those sexy degen tattoos. look at those perky pink nipples of Jake Paul


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03-24-2024, 03:44 PM
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Tyrone and Jake







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03-24-2024, 03:52 PM
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Absolutely
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03-24-2024, 03:57 PM
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Imagine if we got notbadnotbrad vs Jake Paul

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03-24-2024, 04:42 PM
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I'm over 50 and had a stroke. Jake Paul wouldn't stand a chance.

j/k.
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03-24-2024, 04:51 PM
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Honestly if there was one miscer in a street fight against Paul, this is the guy I’d pick. He’s a schizophrenic felon whe would probably bite jakes nutsack off.
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03-24-2024, 04:53 PM
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naw..
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