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04-17-2024, 01:12 PM
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Haka's are so embarrassing to watch. So f*cking stupid. Cringe fest.

Hakas are a f*cking cringefest bro
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04-17-2024, 01:12 PM
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they should KYS at the end for an extra fright
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04-17-2024, 01:14 PM
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It's become a parody of itself, like Jordan Peterson.
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04-17-2024, 01:14 PM
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ARe you referring to that Haka dance that the low IQ islanders do before a football match?

Yeah, slapping your thighs and sticking out your tongue is cringe as f/ck. But it's even more cringe when White footballers do it. It's already cringe af when brown Islanders do it, but White guys? nah, mayne, that's next level cringe.
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04-17-2024, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
Wtf is a Haka?
It's a gay tribal dance that people with the intelligence of a 6 year old invented because they thought it made them look scary and cool but in reality it looks dumb as f*ck.
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04-17-2024, 01:20 PM
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04-17-2024, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
ARe you referring to that Haka dance that the low IQ islanders do before a football match?

Yeah, slapping your thighs and sticking out your tongue is cringe as f/ck. But it's even more cringe when White footballers do it. It's already cringe af when brown Islanders do it, but White guys? nah, mayne, that's next level cringe.

lol I remember when the university of hawaii football players did this at the sugar bowl against georgia. And still lost 41-10.
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04-17-2024, 01:45 PM
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04-17-2024, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
Wtf is a Haka?
Rugby dance done by the All Blacks. Also done by the Islander teams like Samoa & Tonga-it is a Maori tradition.
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04-17-2024, 02:00 PM
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Haka sucked, but one of the greatest matches ever.

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04-17-2024, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
Wtf is a Haka?
It's a dance of the people of New Zealand from earlier humans.

The version you see today is amped up for theatrics, the old version was often a softer welcoming dance, celebrating events, mourning people, and a rare occasional battle dance.

They try to make it look a lot tougher today.
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04-18-2024, 11:20 AM
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I dont understand why the opposing team just stands there taking it.

if they were actual warriors they would walk off while they are doing it.
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04-18-2024, 11:27 AM
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Pacific Islanders are cringe af lol
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04-18-2024, 11:39 AM
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worst of them all
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04-18-2024, 11:44 AM
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Cringe and retarded AF

Just like the New Zealanders who tattoo their faces and claim they're doing it for the culture (they just want attention)
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