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04-21-2024, 11:02 AM
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Mad girlfriend just busted out my tail-light. What would you do? File police report?
- She threw my iPad across the room
- I bludgeoned her new iPhone 15 with 20kg kettlebell
- iPad didn't break, her phone pancake
- We reconcile
- We fight again
- I didn't come home 2 nights
- When I did come, she's demanding I buy her new phone
- I replied "you brought it on yourself"
- She then busts out one tail-light with a rock
- Paints chips on couple of doors
She knows my car is important to me
Should I file a police report and let this bish serve time?
She got arrested 2 times for hitting me (ded fkn srs)
If I file, she will def serve some time.
- I bludgeoned her new iPhone 15 with 20kg kettlebell
- iPad didn't break, her phone pancake
- We reconcile
- We fight again
- I didn't come home 2 nights
- When I did come, she's demanding I buy her new phone
- I replied "you brought it on yourself"
- She then busts out one tail-light with a rock
- Paints chips on couple of doors
She knows my car is important to me
Should I file a police report and let this bish serve time?
She got arrested 2 times for hitting me (ded fkn srs)
If I file, she will def serve some time.
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04-21-2024, 11:04 AM
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I suggest that you guys stop seeing each other.
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04-21-2024, 11:05 AM
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As someone who nearly got stabbed to death by his ex with a 12' kitchen knife
Break up before it escalates any further is my advice.
Break up before it escalates any further is my advice.
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04-21-2024, 11:05 AM
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She promised to pay me $200 for damages though.
New tail-light is about $80-ish.
But I am sad and angry at the same time.
New tail-light is about $80-ish.
But I am sad and angry at the same time.
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04-21-2024, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
I did spank her real hard 3 times
If the relationship is already that violent, why not just sort it out yourself and hit her? Why bother with the police?
She squirmed and begged me to stop.
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04-21-2024, 11:08 AM
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No bj's for 3 months for you, mister!
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04-21-2024, 11:08 AM
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Say bye Felicia.
Poon isn't rare, no need to stick in a relationship with one who is a grown child.
Poon isn't rare, no need to stick in a relationship with one who is a grown child.
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04-21-2024, 11:11 AM
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Das not it for a 40 year old. You’re way too old to be dealing with that
04-21-2024, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
This.
If the relationship is already that violent, why not just sort it out yourself and hit her? Why bother with the police?
My ex would pick up my Xbox and hold it over her head and slam it on the floor she destroyed my guitar by Chun Li'ing the neck breaking it. Tossed our Christmas tree across the living room after i decorated it., would slap,punch me in the face
I never called the police on her though.
She was fine when she would take her meds like her shrink told her too. She had people whispering in her ear that she didn't need to take her meds anymore even though she had been prescribed them since she was like 15.
Just to increase the chance of her acting out and becoming enraged. Even though we had kids in the house.
Pretty slim ball chit bag thing to do wasn't it?
Does your ex take any psychological meds?
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04-21-2024, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By latverian41⏩
Why would you have kids with someone who has severe mental illness?
This.
My ex would pick up my Xbox and hold it over her head and slam it on the floor she destroyed my guitar by Chun Li'ing the neck breaking it. Tossed our Christmas tree across the living room after i decorated it., would slap,punch me in the face
I never called the police on her though.
She was fine when she would take her meds like her shrink told her too. She had people whispering in her ear that she didn't need to take her meds anymore even though she had been prescribed them since she was like 15.
Just to increase the chance of her acting out and becoming enraged. Even though we had kids in the house.
Pretty slim ball chit bag thing to do wasn't it?
Does your ex take any psychological meds?
My ex would pick up my Xbox and hold it over her head and slam it on the floor she destroyed my guitar by Chun Li'ing the neck breaking it. Tossed our Christmas tree across the living room after i decorated it., would slap,punch me in the face
I never called the police on her though.
She was fine when she would take her meds like her shrink told her too. She had people whispering in her ear that she didn't need to take her meds anymore even though she had been prescribed them since she was like 15.
Just to increase the chance of her acting out and becoming enraged. Even though we had kids in the house.
Pretty slim ball chit bag thing to do wasn't it?
Does your ex take any psychological meds?
04-21-2024, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By latverian41⏩
She regularly tells me she's hearing voices, someone slapped her on the azz in the shower etc.
This.
My ex would pick up my Xbox and hold it over her head and slam it on the floor she destroyed my guitar by Chun Li'ing the neck breaking it. Tossed our Christmas tree across the living room after i decorated it., would slap,punch me in the face
I never called the police on her though.
She was fine when she would take her meds like her shrink told her too. She had people whispering in her ear that she didn't need to take her meds anymore even though she had been prescribed them since she was like 15.
Just to increase the chance of her acting out and becoming enraged. Even though we had kids in the house.
Pretty slim ball chit bag thing to do wasn't it?
Does your ex take any psychological meds?
My ex would pick up my Xbox and hold it over her head and slam it on the floor she destroyed my guitar by Chun Li'ing the neck breaking it. Tossed our Christmas tree across the living room after i decorated it., would slap,punch me in the face
I never called the police on her though.
She was fine when she would take her meds like her shrink told her too. She had people whispering in her ear that she didn't need to take her meds anymore even though she had been prescribed them since she was like 15.
Just to increase the chance of her acting out and becoming enraged. Even though we had kids in the house.
Pretty slim ball chit bag thing to do wasn't it?
Does your ex take any psychological meds?
Def low-key schizo
Highly functioning though, she can hold down a job and keep everything super clean
But man, my life has been a storm last few years.
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04-21-2024, 11:19 AM
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Both of you immature for throwing around electronics
My girl got pissed off once and broke my pc ( that was half hers ) - i made her buy me a new one that very day
Throwing / breaking chit isnt it..and she learned that lesson that day
Either work thru your problems and come to understanding that cant happen or move on
My girl got pissed off once and broke my pc ( that was half hers ) - i made her buy me a new one that very day
Throwing / breaking chit isnt it..and she learned that lesson that day
Either work thru your problems and come to understanding that cant happen or move on
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04-21-2024, 11:20 AM
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Bish had the nerve to tell me "cheer up, it is just a replaceable plastic. You didn't look so sad when your grandma died."
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04-21-2024, 11:22 AM
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The best part of this thread is you trying to convince us you've spoken to a woman, let alone have a girlfriend.
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04-21-2024, 11:23 AM
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I bet she fuks like a hose Hound tho. I'd apologize to her and go for some full nelson anal
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04-21-2024, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By OGfrom06⏩
That's not something a sloot would say the "cheer up" part gave it away.
Bish had the nerve to tell me "cheer up, it is just a replaceable plastic. You didn't look so sad when your grandma died."
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Yeah his imaginary girlfriend fuks like a hose hound for sure.
I bet she fuks like a hose Hound tho. I'd apologize to her and go for some full nelson anal
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04-21-2024, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By blazenbb⏩
I didn't know she was at first. One of the first things her family told me when we got together was to make sure she took her meds every day.
Why would you have kids with someone who has severe mental illness?
There towards the end she kept telling me she didn't need them and that I hated who she really was and she refused to take her meds she would say.
I loved who she really was. The shrink gave her meds for a reason. I was trying to look after her.
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04-21-2024, 11:31 AM
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bang her hard in the ass
also post pics
also post pics
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04-21-2024, 11:37 AM
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i would first post some pics of her to the misc
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04-21-2024, 11:42 AM
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Are you a child? Why are you breaking her things? Grow up. And now, you are trying to weaponize the state in your little dispute. Grow some balls, you fuking coward.
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04-21-2024, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By OGfrom06⏩
Totally sane and healthy relationship. Get help. Both of you are animals and should be euthanized and have your organs harvested, IMO.
I did spank her real hard 3 times
She squirmed and begged me to stop.
She squirmed and begged me to stop.
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04-21-2024, 11:51 AM
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Strong everything.
Nah bro I’m sweet.
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04-21-2024, 12:19 PM
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OP needs to drop the gf AND get psychiatric help (or anger management classes at the very least).
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04-21-2024, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
This. I was lucky to have recorded the encounter on my ring camera. I keep it around just in case along with other pertinent info
As someone who nearly got stabbed to death by his ex with a 12' kitchen knife
Break up before it escalates any further is my advice.
Break up before it escalates any further is my advice.
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04-21-2024, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
Unlike OP's story, that did in fact happen.
This. I was lucky to have recorded the encounter on my ring camera. I keep it around just in case along with other pertinent info
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04-21-2024, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Lollll no, op. Don’t do this.
If the relationship is already that violent, why not just sort it out yourself and hit her? Why bother with the police?
You two should probably break up.
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04-21-2024, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
This
Both of you immature for throwing around electronics
My girl got pissed off once and broke my pc ( that was half hers ) - i made her buy me a new one that very day
Throwing / breaking chit isnt it..and she learned that lesson that day
Either work thru your problems and come to understanding that cant happen or move on
My girl got pissed off once and broke my pc ( that was half hers ) - i made her buy me a new one that very day
Throwing / breaking chit isnt it..and she learned that lesson that day
Either work thru your problems and come to understanding that cant happen or move on
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04-21-2024, 01:22 PM
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If this happened, stop dating this sloot (and post pics).
Super dead Fk’n serious wtf is wrong with you all staying in abusive relationships? Told my wife when we started dating. That if she ever hits me A) she can’t hurt me, B) I’m calling the cops and having her arrested C) I’ll dump you on the spot.
Seriously, being in an abusive/violent relationship is the ultimate simp move. You hit her, you goto jail. She’s counting on the fact that you’ll simp and allow her to act out without repercussions.
Super dead Fk’n serious wtf is wrong with you all staying in abusive relationships? Told my wife when we started dating. That if she ever hits me A) she can’t hurt me, B) I’m calling the cops and having her arrested C) I’ll dump you on the spot.
Seriously, being in an abusive/violent relationship is the ultimate simp move. You hit her, you goto jail. She’s counting on the fact that you’ll simp and allow her to act out without repercussions.
04-21-2024, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
This
I suggest that you guys stop seeing each other.
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