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05-18-2024, 12:30 AM
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How to talk to girls at a bar (Australia)
Need help specifically for Australia as I feel like the advice I see online in American specifically as Americans seem more friendly and open to strangers while Australians only stick to their friends/group while out. Even when I’m at a bar I stick with the people I came with (usually friends/coworkers).
How can I talk to a girl I see at a bar, for reference most of the bars here don’t have bar seating (like Moe’s tavern from the Simpsons).
Most bars here you order and go to a table/booth or outdoor seating area.
Most Australian girls are really awkward or bad with small talk I’ve found as well specially if they’re in the 18-22 year range.
Should I ask if they go to uni? Or work?
Tips to approach?
Should I go to a local suburban pub/hotel/pokies or more like fancy cocktail bar in the CBD?
My stats btw:
26 years old
183cm/6ft
80kg/175lbs
Full head of hair
$85k salary
Dress well
How can I talk to a girl I see at a bar, for reference most of the bars here don’t have bar seating (like Moe’s tavern from the Simpsons).
Most bars here you order and go to a table/booth or outdoor seating area.
Most Australian girls are really awkward or bad with small talk I’ve found as well specially if they’re in the 18-22 year range.
Should I ask if they go to uni? Or work?
Tips to approach?
Should I go to a local suburban pub/hotel/pokies or more like fancy cocktail bar in the CBD?
My stats btw:
26 years old
183cm/6ft
80kg/175lbs
Full head of hair
$85k salary
Dress well
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05-18-2024, 12:40 AM
#2
Originally Posted By TVwatcher⏩
Need help specifically for Australia as I feel like the advice I see online in American specifically as Americans seem more friendly and open to strangers while Australians only stick to their friends/group while out. Even when I’m at a bar I stick with the people I came with (usually friends/coworkers).
How can I talk to a girl I see at a bar, for reference most of the bars here don’t have bar seating (like Moe’s tavern from the Simpsons).
Most bars here you order and go to a table/booth or outdoor seating area.
Most Australian girls are really awkward or bad with small talk I’ve found as well specially if they’re in the 18-22 year range.
Should I ask if they go to uni? Or work?
Tips to approach?
Should I go to a local suburban pub/hotel/pokies or more like fancy cocktail bar in the CBD?
How can I talk to a girl I see at a bar, for reference most of the bars here don’t have bar seating (like Moe’s tavern from the Simpsons).
Most bars here you order and go to a table/booth or outdoor seating area.
Most Australian girls are really awkward or bad with small talk I’ve found as well specially if they’re in the 18-22 year range.
Should I ask if they go to uni? Or work?
Tips to approach?
Should I go to a local suburban pub/hotel/pokies or more like fancy cocktail bar in the CBD?
Considering the man hate that is going on in Australia I would give it a miss.
It's a shame but the young generation are going to end up being awkward autistic fuks that will only pick up via dating apps or getting completely sh¡tfaced drunk which is worrisome.
05-18-2024, 12:44 AM
#3
Originally Posted By alain⏩
Dating apps don’t work for me.
Considering the man hate that is going on in Australia I would give it a miss.
It's a shame but the young generation are going to end up being awkward autistic fuks that will only pick up via dating apps or getting completely sh¡tfaced drunk which is worrisome.
It's a shame but the young generation are going to end up being awkward autistic fuks that will only pick up via dating apps or getting completely sh¡tfaced drunk which is worrisome.
Lots of older guys I work with or know said they met their wives getting wasted at a bar in the 80s/90s/00s so I hope it could work for me lol.
05-18-2024, 12:47 AM
#4
Step 1) Get a really bad mullet based haircut. Dress like the biggest wanker you know
Step 2) Do stupid low IQ, low inhibition chit like woop randomly, retard dance moves and/or do ghey chit with other dudes; grope their moobs, azz whatever
Side note: make sure you are getting absolutely chitfaced the whole time (yes even while getting the haircut, especially while getting the haircut) by now you are ratchit maggot and it is time for step 3
Step 3) Go talk to one, say nothing of value and very little that makes any sense. Let them do any of the heavy lifting towards carrying a meaningful convo, say chit like "Orrrryeahhh ey yeah nah yeah phuckken oath is that roight?"
Step 4) Go the pash, lean in and smoosh your mouth all over her face because you are borderline blackout drunk
Step 5) Suggest you both go into the disabled torrrlets for a gobby, this is a ruse designed to get her to suggest you go back to her place
Step 6) Smash that horrrr and enjoy your herps
Step 2) Do stupid low IQ, low inhibition chit like woop randomly, retard dance moves and/or do ghey chit with other dudes; grope their moobs, azz whatever
Side note: make sure you are getting absolutely chitfaced the whole time (yes even while getting the haircut, especially while getting the haircut) by now you are ratchit maggot and it is time for step 3
Step 3) Go talk to one, say nothing of value and very little that makes any sense. Let them do any of the heavy lifting towards carrying a meaningful convo, say chit like "Orrrryeahhh ey yeah nah yeah phuckken oath is that roight?"
Step 4) Go the pash, lean in and smoosh your mouth all over her face because you are borderline blackout drunk
Step 5) Suggest you both go into the disabled torrrlets for a gobby, this is a ruse designed to get her to suggest you go back to her place
Step 6) Smash that horrrr and enjoy your herps
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05-18-2024, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted By TVwatcher⏩
Different times bro, this was before #metoo.
Dating apps don’t work for me.
Lots of older guys I work with or know said they met their wives getting wasted at a bar in the 80s/90s/00s so I hope it could work for me lol.
Lots of older guys I work with or know said they met their wives getting wasted at a bar in the 80s/90s/00s so I hope it could work for me lol.
If you both get drunk and she wakes up and decides you ain't it, your life could be destroyed.
05-18-2024, 12:51 AM
#6
Originally Posted By alain⏩
Rookie mistake, don't be there when she wakes up
Different times bro, this was before #metoo.
If you both get drunk and she wakes up and decides you ain't it, your life could be destroyed.
If you both get drunk and she wakes up and decides you ain't it, your life could be destroyed.
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05-18-2024, 12:56 AM
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It depends on who you are and who the person you're talking to is.
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05-18-2024, 01:05 AM
#8
Originally Posted By TwoTailedSperm⏩
Step 1) Get a really bad mullet based haircut. Dress like the biggest wanker you know
Step 2) Do stupid low IQ, low inhibition chit like woop randomly, retard dance moves and/or do ghey chit with other dudes; grope their moobs, azz whatever
Side note: make sure you are getting absolutely chitfaced the whole time (yes even while getting the haircut, especially while getting the haircut) by now you are ratchit maggot and it is time for step 3
Step 3) Go talk to one, say nothing of value and very little that makes any sense. Let them do any of the heavy lifting towards carrying a meaningful convo, say chit like "Orrrryeahhh ey yeah nah yeah phuckken oath is that roight?"
Step 4) Go the pash, lean in and smoosh your mouth all over her face because you are borderline blackout drunk
Step 5) Suggest you both go into the disabled torrrlets for a gobby, this is a ruse designed to get her to suggest you go back to her place
Step 6) Smash that horrrr and enjoy your herps
Step 2) Do stupid low IQ, low inhibition chit like woop randomly, retard dance moves and/or do ghey chit with other dudes; grope their moobs, azz whatever
Side note: make sure you are getting absolutely chitfaced the whole time (yes even while getting the haircut, especially while getting the haircut) by now you are ratchit maggot and it is time for step 3
Step 3) Go talk to one, say nothing of value and very little that makes any sense. Let them do any of the heavy lifting towards carrying a meaningful convo, say chit like "Orrrryeahhh ey yeah nah yeah phuckken oath is that roight?"
Step 4) Go the pash, lean in and smoosh your mouth all over her face because you are borderline blackout drunk
Step 5) Suggest you both go into the disabled torrrlets for a gobby, this is a ruse designed to get her to suggest you go back to her place
Step 6) Smash that horrrr and enjoy your herps
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05-18-2024, 01:10 AM
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17% bodyfat? Thats fat as chit slim down srs trust me bro
You just go for it. Ask your mates w you if its a group of birds
If its 2-3 & go ahead solo
Youre gonna need to jestermax some to learn the ways of the bird
You aint gonna be good your first times approaching so go in w the mentality that ur gonna fail anyway drop the expectations
You just go for it. Ask your mates w you if its a group of birds
If its 2-3 & go ahead solo
Youre gonna need to jestermax some to learn the ways of the bird
You aint gonna be good your first times approaching so go in w the mentality that ur gonna fail anyway drop the expectations
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05-18-2024, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted By TVwatcher⏩
where in australia are you srs
Need help specifically for Australia as I feel like the advice I see online in American specifically as Americans seem more friendly and open to strangers while Australians only stick to their friends/group while out. Even when I’m at a bar I stick with the people I came with (usually friends/coworkers).
How can I talk to a girl I see at a bar, for reference most of the bars here don’t have bar seating (like Moe’s tavern from the Simpsons).
Most bars here you order and go to a table/booth or outdoor seating area.
Most Australian girls are really awkward or bad with small talk I’ve found as well specially if they’re in the 18-22 year range.
Should I ask if they go to uni? Or work?
Tips to approach?
Should I go to a local suburban pub/hotel/pokies or more like fancy cocktail bar in the CBD?
My stats btw:
26 years old
183cm/6ft
80kg/175lbs
Full head of hair
$85k salary
Dress well
How can I talk to a girl I see at a bar, for reference most of the bars here don’t have bar seating (like Moe’s tavern from the Simpsons).
Most bars here you order and go to a table/booth or outdoor seating area.
Most Australian girls are really awkward or bad with small talk I’ve found as well specially if they’re in the 18-22 year range.
Should I ask if they go to uni? Or work?
Tips to approach?
Should I go to a local suburban pub/hotel/pokies or more like fancy cocktail bar in the CBD?
My stats btw:
26 years old
183cm/6ft
80kg/175lbs
Full head of hair
$85k salary
Dress well
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05-18-2024, 01:21 AM
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G'day Sheilas, how's about you and I go back to mine and throw a shrip on the barbie
I got a Monaro to take us there
I got a Monaro to take us there
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05-18-2024, 01:26 AM
#12
Originally Posted By 24HrParking⏩
Melbourne, I go to Sydney and Gold Coast sometimes and want to try over in those cities as well.
where in australia are you srs
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05-18-2024, 01:56 AM
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How large is your throbbing piss-pipe?
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05-18-2024, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted By TVwatcher⏩
I don't think there's any magic rule to it… i think you just need a decent enough window of opportunity to spark up conversation. Even walking straight up to females and engaging is fine, as long as you have great grounds for it.
Melbourne, I go to Sydney and Gold Coast sometimes and want to try over in those cities as well.
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