Why do landwhale zoo animals bother with makeup when they can lose weight?

Theres a fat, ugly, Hispanic, landwhale , obese (not just overweight, obese mind you) pig who think she's sexy. She tries to hit on this Chad and he ignores her. She even got plastic surgery and spends loads of $$$ on clothes and $100+ haircuts.

Like what's the point in all that plastic surgery and haircuts? Just lose weight u dumb fuk, fat pig. Is all that McDonalds and goyslop getting to your head and making you even more stupid?
AGE-28
Wt-165
HT-5'10"
Bench-100 dumbbell press-5 reps
*Mechanical Engineer*