Nothing irritates me more than folks who try to act like they have social connections

When really they don't. Pisses me off like nothing else. What a stupid ****ing flex that is. People are such retards sometimes. I swear, fellas. Always with the ego. So fake. Everything's fake now. Desperately trying to project a little status in hopes of proving your value in the social hierarchy of life. And for what? Huh? For what exactly? So people think you're a big shot? When you're not? Yeah right. Get real.

"Take your car to Trent down on Rolland street. He's an expert! And he'll give you a great deal. Just tell him Randy sent you!"

Trent doesn't even know who the **** Randy is.
R.I.P. Bert