Me and a coworker went out for drinks a few years ago.

She forced me on the dance floor and started grinding her crotch on my crotch and her chest on my chest.

Her face was on my neck and i could feel her body heat and breath on me.

Before i even got half hard i started shaking and my knees buckled.

I ejaculated in my pants and lost my balance. She starts asking what happened.

I ran away from the bar as she yelled where are you going and i ran for another 2 miles and took the train home.

I left a voicemail at my job saying that i quit and ignored all calls from the job and the lady i went out with.


How about you?

nah

You’ve never touched a woman, don't lie