Thread: Would you smash Simone Biles?
08-03-2024, 08:03 AM
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Would you smash Simone Biles?
She's 4'8'', so she's legally a Dwarf. Nice skinny girl booty, kind of a bitch face, but I'm sure that's necessary if you want people to take you seriously at 4'8''. Can do all types of things sexually.
I say 100% yes. Would smash very hard. Would probably consider a serious relationship with.
I say 100% yes. Would smash very hard. Would probably consider a serious relationship with.
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08-03-2024, 08:04 AM
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the positions you could put her in…. hnng already dripping precum… ded fkn srs…
08-03-2024, 08:05 AM
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lol'd at the platform shoes, trying to make it to 4'10
08-03-2024, 08:05 AM
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she only dates and marries football players, sorry mane even a dwarf has high standards these days
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08-03-2024, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
She’s married to a guy in the nfl :P.
She's 4'8'', so she's legally a Dwarf. Nice skinny girl booty, kind of a bitch face, but I'm sure that's necessary if you want people to take you seriously at 4'8''. Can do all types of things sexually.
I say 100% yes. Would smash very hard. Would probably consider a serious relationship with.
I say 100% yes. Would smash very hard. Would probably consider a serious relationship with.
08-03-2024, 08:07 AM
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Not even with op's peen.
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08-03-2024, 08:07 AM
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I’m 6’3” pretty sure that would be rape.
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08-03-2024, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
I think she's married. I mean, she's a decorated Olympian so regardless of her height she's going to have a lot of male options.
she only dates and marries football players, sorry mane even a dwarf has high standards these days
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08-03-2024, 08:09 AM
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Yeah but would prefer Suni Lee
08-03-2024, 08:12 AM
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Her build legit looks like Johnny bravo
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08-03-2024, 08:19 AM
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Rather Livvy Dunne
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08-03-2024, 08:21 AM
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what pWally said.
08-03-2024, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By pWally⏩
I'd smash both?
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08-03-2024, 08:23 AM
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Lots of other gymnasts I'd smash first, but would definitely smash. Imagine that round booty from behind.
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08-03-2024, 08:36 AM
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I'm not gay no more. I am delivered. I don't like mens no more. I said I like women. WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN.
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08-03-2024, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
you go girl
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08-03-2024, 08:37 AM
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08-03-2024, 08:40 AM
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Wood smash but not exactly what I am into
Check out this one
Better looking version of her
Check out this one
Better looking version of her
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08-03-2024, 08:58 AM
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Yea, would smash Simone, and most of those gymnast sloots. Would put babies into PWally's choice, Guest89 brought some heat too.
Definitely sick of hearing about Simone Biles, though. Thought it was retarded people were worshipping her over her mental health crisis a few years ago. People celebrate their weaknesses and failures way too much. Zero humility, zero privacy.
She comes across extremely arrogant and smug, too. I never like when people call themselves the GOAT. It annoyed me when Dave Chappelle did that, even though I think he is one of the best stand-ups, there is no singular greatest.
Definitely sick of hearing about Simone Biles, though. Thought it was retarded people were worshipping her over her mental health crisis a few years ago. People celebrate their weaknesses and failures way too much. Zero humility, zero privacy.
She comes across extremely arrogant and smug, too. I never like when people call themselves the GOAT. It annoyed me when Dave Chappelle did that, even though I think he is one of the best stand-ups, there is no singular greatest.
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08-03-2024, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHomeless⏩
You’d get rejected by both, but they wouldn’t even bother to send you a text message
I'd smash both?
They’d just tell their security to refuse you admission to the stadium
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08-03-2024, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
Gymnasts, track athletes, srs. The legs, man - the way they quiver when you smash and give them fully penetrative orgasms srs.
Lots of other gymnasts I'd smash first, but would definitely smash. Imagine that round booty from behind.
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08-03-2024, 10:12 AM
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Of course.
08-03-2024, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By guest89⏩
Yeah but would prefer Suni Lee
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08-03-2024, 10:50 AM
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i'd enslave her, yes
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08-03-2024, 10:55 AM
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Maybe but I wouldn't be too excited about it
I've smashed a more flexible sloot who was much better looking and I preferred the standard positions. It looks kind of sexy when they're doing the splits and stuff like that, but face down ass up is much better for sex
I've smashed a more flexible sloot who was much better looking and I preferred the standard positions. It looks kind of sexy when they're doing the splits and stuff like that, but face down ass up is much better for sex
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08-03-2024, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By bezarker⏩ 
literally no point or need for this pic but to attack a jewish guy because you're a pathetic antisemite
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08-03-2024, 11:13 AM
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Just know that she is only 4" taller than the little guy in game of thrones.
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08-03-2024, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted By whitepaper⏩
shut up fgt
literally no point or need for this pic but to attack a jewish guy because you're a pathetic antisemite
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08-03-2024, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted By whitepaper⏩
shut up fgt
literally no point or need for this pic but to attack a jewish guy because you're a pathetic antisemite
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