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08-04-2024, 03:56 AM
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why is first the worst, second the best

and third the one with the treasure chest? Shouldn't first be the best?
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08-04-2024, 04:49 AM
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chat gpt said its cope
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08-04-2024, 04:56 AM
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chat gpt said its cope
yeah it is cope but maybe there's a deeper philosophical reason

in what scenario or for what reasons would being number 1 not make you the best? Perhaps you are the best at what you are #1 in but it comes at the cost of other things where you are now deficient in. Then again, maybe everybody was trying really hard in which case they all potentially sacrificed everything else to put it on the line and still did not get first in which case first would be the best. I guess context is everything huh.
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08-04-2024, 05:02 AM
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yeah it is cope but maybe there's a deeper philosophical reason

in what scenario or for what reasons would being number 1 not make you the best? Perhaps you are the best at what you are #1 in but it comes at the cost of other things where you are now deficient in. Then again, maybe everybody was trying really hard in which case they all potentially sacrificed everything else to put it on the line and still did not get first in which case first would be the best. I guess context is everything huh.
jumping off a high cliff into water. the first person breaks the surface tension and dies while the second person goes in like butter
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08-04-2024, 05:30 AM
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jumping off a high cliff into water. the first person breaks the surface tension and dies while the second person goes in like butter
Wait for real? Damn ur pretty smart
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