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08-05-2024, 01:17 PM
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Wtf is wrong with Rogan's proportions

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08-05-2024, 01:18 PM
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He has a medical condition that causes him to be that way.
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08-05-2024, 01:20 PM
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His hands are absolutely massive too. So is his cawk. Nohomo. Seen him get in the cold plunge on IG. It was freaky.


Guys tiny but is built like a gorilla.
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08-05-2024, 01:20 PM
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He's a midget with an ENORMOUS head even despite injecting himself to make his traps/shoulders big enough to not make it even more obvious than it already is.
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08-05-2024, 01:21 PM
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Just lmao
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08-05-2024, 01:26 PM
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Manlet.

I like the guy as much as the rest as us but no getting around his obvious manletism.

I think katie Hopkins sums it up best.

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08-05-2024, 01:26 PM
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That has to be chopped.
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08-05-2024, 01:29 PM
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HGH + manletism
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08-05-2024, 01:29 PM
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He got his shins blown off in WWII. Have some respec (srs)













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08-05-2024, 01:30 PM
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Too much elk meat
Not in the AM
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08-05-2024, 01:31 PM
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Have you ever tried DMT?
Wort ew in th wold.
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08-05-2024, 01:35 PM
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Cause he lifts, but is limited by being 5'3"
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08-05-2024, 01:43 PM
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Bad choice in clothes
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08-05-2024, 01:44 PM
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Unfortunately, I've seen his stand up live (it's HORRIBLE), and he does look weird. But there is no way that pic is real lol. Srs, vry srs.
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08-05-2024, 01:55 PM
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Pic is chopped, but like he has stated many times before… he has a substantial amount of Neanderthal DNA (srs). Still, he is an American treasure. Also, the fact that he has so much Neanderthal DNA just makes it that much funnier when he rekts people who are supposed to be highly educated, like Sanjay Gupta.
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08-05-2024, 02:06 PM
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literally nothing he's perfect not even in a homo way but his shape is exactly what a trained pair of hands wants to touch
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08-05-2024, 02:26 PM
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This guy?
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08-05-2024, 02:30 PM
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perhaps he's on hgh in addition to roids and that's why it looks like his head and bones look thicker…he looks different than he did 20-25 years ago…same barry bonds later in his career compared to most of the 90s
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08-05-2024, 02:33 PM
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literally nothing he's perfect not even in a homo way but his shape is exactly what a trained pair of hands wants to touch
Damn this brings me back to when 1 of my ex's (best looking HBB 19 year old) told me I was literally perfect.

And no I didn't ask her a beta insecure question looking validation she said it off her own accord. She was the best mane
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08-05-2024, 02:34 PM
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08-05-2024, 02:34 PM
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Palumboism. One of the worst cases ever documented.
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08-05-2024, 03:08 PM
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Clearly shopped.
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08-05-2024, 03:14 PM
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Chimp status
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08-05-2024, 03:15 PM
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His pants are too long and baggy and shirt too big for him. He should have just wore some black fit pants and a regular fit t-shirt or polo shirt
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08-05-2024, 03:19 PM
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No way lmao
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08-05-2024, 03:20 PM
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Built for kicking…
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08-05-2024, 03:22 PM
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Best lifts:
Bench press: 315x5
Squat: 465x1
Strict press: 205x5
Deadlift: 405x13 (conv tap'n'go with straps)
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08-05-2024, 03:24 PM
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all the weight he's been carrying on his shoulders made him squished #SquishyJoe
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08-05-2024, 03:30 PM
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This happens when you do too much DMT
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08-05-2024, 03:40 PM
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all the weight he's been carrying on his shoulders made him squished #SquishyJoe
Cause sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders. Everyone's leanin on me
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