"Even though I'm 6'3" and 222 lbs (down from 228 lbs), I'm on a 1500-calorie diet 'for experimental purposes.' I've noticed that the hungrier I get, the hornier I feel. I've been doing this for 6 days now, had sex twice 'with a Lithuanian escort,' and fapped four times since last week. Almost a week down, 3 weeks to go or until my libido dies

Anyway, I can't wait to demolish all sorts of junk food on Sunday—burgers, pizzas, sweets, chocolate, diet soda… you name it."