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08-08-2024, 04:30 PM
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Barbershop dispute ends in a KO

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08-08-2024, 04:31 PM
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Who's the n/gga that keeps going "oooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo o ooo ooo ooo ooo oo ooo "
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08-08-2024, 04:34 PM
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Who's the n/gga that keeps going "oooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo o ooo ooo ooo ooo oo ooo "
oppp oooooooooo
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08-08-2024, 04:35 PM
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All I hear is sneakers squealling and some dude going:

"oo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo oo ooo ooo ooo oooo ooo"
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08-08-2024, 04:42 PM
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frk not a good look for baldcels
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08-08-2024, 04:44 PM
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So… how do you explain that you got your ass kicked at a barbershop, when you're bald?
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08-08-2024, 04:44 PM
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More than 3 negros in one place always ends up like this or some other dinger shenanigans
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08-08-2024, 04:45 PM
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Bloat bombed to death
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08-08-2024, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted By tendies⏩
So… how do you explain that you got your ass kicked at a barbershop, when you're bald?
lol
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08-08-2024, 04:48 PM
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Don't steal. Ain't hard
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08-08-2024, 04:49 PM
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More than 3 negros in one place always ends up like this or some other dinger shenanigans
No it doesn't. My barber doesn't allow this.

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08-08-2024, 04:52 PM
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So… how do you explain that you got your ass kicked at a barbershop, when you're bald?


As an intellectual who studies cultures and history, my research indicates that amongst Black males the barber shop is some sort of social hub where Black men gather to socialize. And often times competing males will have to fight each other to establish a dominance hierarchy.

Simply being bald doesn't necessarily mean a Black man wouldn't participate in barber shop culture.
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08-08-2024, 04:57 PM
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No it doesn't. My barber doesn't allow this.

Negged retard.
lol…dinger triggered
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08-08-2024, 05:31 PM
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Went right to smack city at the end
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08-08-2024, 05:33 PM
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Why was he in the barbershop with no hair
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08-08-2024, 05:45 PM
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It didn't look like he hit his head on that fall.
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08-08-2024, 05:52 PM
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Why do most people fight IRL like I do in my dreams.

KO was accidental lmao that fgt couldn't have knocked him out with his fists if his life depended on it
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08-08-2024, 06:09 PM
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Dude was punching the air majority of the time and when he did land he really didn't do much damage.. Love that sub
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08-08-2024, 06:25 PM
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Why was he in the barbershop with no hair
That's how it started "A little off the top. Hey WTF, why did you make me look like a cue ball?"
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08-08-2024, 06:28 PM
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how the fuk do you get into a fight at a barbershop

just get your haircut, pay for it, and leave
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08-08-2024, 11:40 PM
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it's over for baldcels
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08-08-2024, 11:44 PM
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This just raises more questions for me.


1. What is a bald dude even doing in a barber shop, unless he just got a fresh head shave or actually is one of the barbers?


2. Why in the literal fuq did this even become a brawl? Honestly, if someone goes to a barber shop to get their hair cut and somehow ends up in a physical altercation, that person has got to sit down and carefully consider their life path.




If I'm culturally ignorant of something here, please fill me in.
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08-08-2024, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
This just raises more questions for me.


1. What is a bald dude even doing in a barber shop, unless he just got a fresh head shave or actually is one of the barbers?


2. Why in the literal fuq did this even become a brawl? Honestly, if someone goes to a barber shop to get their hair cut and somehow ends up in a physical altercation, that person has got to sit down and carefully consider their life path.




If I'm culturally ignorant of something here, please fill me in.
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08-08-2024, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
As an intellectual who studies cultures and history, my research indicates that amongst Black males the barber shop is some sort of social hub where Black men gather to socialize. And often times competing males will have to fight each other to establish a dominance hierarchy.

Simply being bald doesn't necessarily mean a Black man wouldn't participate in barber shop culture.

theyre on welfare and dont have jobs so they have nothing to do all day. they have to do something besides hanging out on the corner drinking 40s smoking weed playing dice. so after a few decades of that, when they get older they go to the barber shop and argue and yell at each other
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08-08-2024, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
This just raises more questions for me.


1. What is a bald dude even doing in a barber shop, unless he just got a fresh head shave or actually is one of the barbers?


2. Why in the literal fuq did this even become a brawl? Honestly, if someone goes to a barber shop to get their hair cut and somehow ends up in a physical altercation, that person has got to sit down and carefully consider their life path.




If I'm culturally ignorant of something here, please fill me in.



are you a kangaroocel or something everyone in america knows they dont work so after they wake up somewhere between 10am and noon they go down to the barber shop to talk **** with the homies.
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08-08-2024, 11:59 PM
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bit more context would be nice, but decent vid nonetheless.
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08-09-2024, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
are you a kangaroocel or something everyone in america knows they dont work so after they wake up somewhere between 10am and noon they go down to the barber shop to talk **** with the homies.


I salute you, good sir…. You seem quite versed on Negro-ology as well.


And you're quite right, the barber shop isn't just about getting a fresh fade. Within the Black community, if a Black male doesn't have an established presence in one of the local barber shops then he won't have street cred, and therefores h0es won't wanna f/ck with him cause they'll see him as a weenie.

Thus, a Black male has a selecting pressure to participate in barber shop buffoonery, otherwise he won't be able to slid in them warm sugar walls from them h0es….
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08-09-2024, 03:26 AM
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Fresh fade every Friday crew.

My shop is boujie tho, inside a building with multiple suites, get buzzed in when you arrive, no shenanigans, no sagging pants. Cut and beard line starts at $52 so that eliminates people like the ones in that video.
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08-09-2024, 03:29 AM
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Cardio of piss. Clappin air left right and centre. I'd be afraid to even try fight anyone if I was him lol.

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are you a kangaroocel or something everyone in america knows they dont work so after they wake up somewhere between 10am and noon they go down to the barber shop to talk **** with the homies.
Did you know kangaroos can't walk backwards?
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