(Came up with all of these on my own tonight)


My cousin has such a smelly vagina that when she walked into a restaurant, the customers thought the chef was using road kill in the recipes and fled in unison.

I wouldn’t say my cousin has a smelly vagina, but when she’s on her period cats in the neighborhood come up to her because they think they smell rotten tuna

My cousin has such a smelly vagina that the United Stated military took samples of her vaginal juices to use in developing weapons of biological warfare. They decided against it, because it would be against the Geneva convention.

My cousins vagina had the nickname dynamite, because if she went into the ocean, any fish within fifty feet of her would die and float to the surface.


My cousin’s husband got into a fist fight while my cousin stood by and watched, but the opponent forfeited and left because my cousin’s vagina was so foul he accused my cousin in law of fighting dirty

My cousin’s vagina is so foul she never needs to wait in line at the DMV, because her odor clears out the rest of the customers.

My cousin has such a stinky vagina that the local government in her area established a telephone hotline for people who have PTSD from smelling her stench.

They tried to invent a drinking game based on the foul smell of my cousin’s vagina, but everyone started puking before anyone took the first drink.

My cousin is banned by the coast guard from getting on boats, because everyone would gather on one side of the boat to escape her stench and the boat is liable to sink.

I was just thinking that such fine jokes certainly deserve their own thread, Ace. Solid stuff there. Don't know if anyone's ever written a joke book filled with nothing but pussy odor jokes, but clearly you'd be the man for the job.

I was just thinking that such fine jokes certainly deserve their own thread, Ace. Solid stuff there. Don't know if anyone's ever written a joke book filled with nothing but pussy odor jokes, but clearly you'd be the man for the job.

Thank you, maybe I’ll use these as a stand up routine for a character in a comic book

How do you know ao much about your cousins vagina

It wreaks worse than anything I’ve ever smelled

i wanna phukk ur cousin tbh

My cousin’s vagina smells so foul that anyone who wants to have sex with her needs to be classified with an as of yet undiscovered mental illness not yet listed in the latest edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders!

Id smash would love to pull the tampax string out with my teeth and go to work

My cousin's vagina smells like roses. roses vagina smells awful.

Good one

I got negged by someone for smelly vagina jokes

negged

Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl

My cousins vagina smelled like heaven and tasted even better. Best time of my life when I was bangin that sloot.

when people are honest it can be funnier than a joke

your jokes stink
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