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08-13-2024, 05:43 AM
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Dude IT people are so cringe
We had a meeting at work to go over some new system for storing and cataloging our passwords, and I swear IT people are some of the most cringe queers ever. Every other sentence had the phrase "practicing good password hygiene"
"So if you plan to use good password hygiene–and I certainly hope you do–then I implore you to make effective use of this app"
"The point of this new system is to cover the bases in case our password hygiene isn't up to snuff. It's a last line of defense in the event your password gets compromised due to poor password hygiene."
And on and on. I can give a dozen more examples.
brb hold on honey I'll change your son's diapers in a little bit I just need to change my mom's netflix password my password hygiene isn't in tip top shape at the moment, I'm afraid to say..
Password
Fukcing
Hygiene
Gay ass cringe I swear. I hope when they are in the hospital with anal cancer the doctor tells them to make an account on their app before starting the chemo app and tells them they can't proceed with treatment until they improve their password hygiene.
"So if you plan to use good password hygiene–and I certainly hope you do–then I implore you to make effective use of this app"
"The point of this new system is to cover the bases in case our password hygiene isn't up to snuff. It's a last line of defense in the event your password gets compromised due to poor password hygiene."
And on and on. I can give a dozen more examples.
brb hold on honey I'll change your son's diapers in a little bit I just need to change my mom's netflix password my password hygiene isn't in tip top shape at the moment, I'm afraid to say..
Password
Fukcing
Hygiene
Gay ass cringe I swear. I hope when they are in the hospital with anal cancer the doctor tells them to make an account on their app before starting the chemo app and tells them they can't proceed with treatment until they improve their password hygiene.
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08-13-2024, 05:45 AM
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Who the fugg is going to remember a unique passwords for each website they've registered an account for? Sounds like ass-covering to me.
I just have my main email account that requires a physical key to log into so no one can actually change the password even if they hack into my accounts.
I just have my main email account that requires a physical key to log into so no one can actually change the password even if they hack into my accounts.
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08-13-2024, 05:46 AM
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08-13-2024, 06:32 AM
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It's not just IT…it's anything corporate…middle management use goofy lingo to signal they're part of the club and justify their inflated salaries because they use terms that are foreign to the plebs .
08-13-2024, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted By WeBoutDat⏩
I remember talking to one of the managers and he got visibly upset when I used a word other than the lingo to describe a concept or service at the company. It was like something out of idiocracy.
It's not just IT…it's anything corporate…middle management use goofy lingo to signal they're part of the club and justify their inflated salaries because they use terms that are foreign to the plebs .
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08-13-2024, 06:39 AM
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08-13-2024, 06:39 AM
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See if I was part of OP's company IT, this is where I would go and reset all his passwords without telling him. Every time he would try to log on to something for the next month he would need to contact us to have his password changed, and every time he would get a 5 minute lecture on password hygiene.
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08-13-2024, 06:39 AM
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I'll circle back to this thread later to add synergistic insights to your IT cringe incubation thread.
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08-13-2024, 06:51 AM
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You can tell these people are the terminally online types who no joke have their entire life centered around the internet and what they do on it.
08-13-2024, 07:05 AM
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Lmao ded @ password hygiene.
Yeah, IT guys have a weird sense of self importance while being cringe autists. I still respect them more than the average officel though. Most of them show up to work acting like their true selves, which just happens to be dorks, rather than changing their entire personality like some pussified HR-compliant cuck.
I wish we had a warehouse or tradie division at my job so I could socialize with some blue collar brahs. Always got along with them the most, by far. Like I’m always the dude with no friends on the office floor, but would be kicking it with the janitors and saying what’s up to the electricians who show up on service calls. Chit like that. Those are real men, not betas living in some twilight zone reality.
Yeah, IT guys have a weird sense of self importance while being cringe autists. I still respect them more than the average officel though. Most of them show up to work acting like their true selves, which just happens to be dorks, rather than changing their entire personality like some pussified HR-compliant cuck.
I wish we had a warehouse or tradie division at my job so I could socialize with some blue collar brahs. Always got along with them the most, by far. Like I’m always the dude with no friends on the office floor, but would be kicking it with the janitors and saying what’s up to the electricians who show up on service calls. Chit like that. Those are real men, not betas living in some twilight zone reality.
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08-13-2024, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Yeah I feel ya, always got along with real people and never seem to get along with the fake as phuck types.
Lmao ded @ password hygiene.
Yeah, IT guys have a weird sense of self importance while being cringe autists. I still respect them more than the average officel though. Most of them show up to work acting like their true selves, which just happens to be dorks, rather than changing their entire personality like some pussified HR-compliant cuck.
I wish we had a warehouse or tradie division at my job so I could socialize with some blue collar brahs. Always got along with them the most, by far. Like I’m always the dude with no friends on the office floor, but would be kicking it with the janitors and saying what’s up to the electricians who show up on service calls. Chit like that. Those are real men, not betas living in some twilight zone reality.
Yeah, IT guys have a weird sense of self importance while being cringe autists. I still respect them more than the average officel though. Most of them show up to work acting like their true selves, which just happens to be dorks, rather than changing their entire personality like some pussified HR-compliant cuck.
I wish we had a warehouse or tradie division at my job so I could socialize with some blue collar brahs. Always got along with them the most, by far. Like I’m always the dude with no friends on the office floor, but would be kicking it with the janitors and saying what’s up to the electricians who show up on service calls. Chit like that. Those are real men, not betas living in some twilight zone reality.
08-13-2024, 07:30 AM
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Yeah this thread and the OP look real fukig familiar you faggottron…
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08-13-2024, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Glad I'm not the only one. We've definitely had this or something almost identical before
Yeah this thread and the OP look real fukig familiar you faggottron…
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08-13-2024, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted By MrSchons⏩
OP loves putting penises in his mouth
You're a real penis dude
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08-13-2024, 08:17 AM
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Sounds like "corporate speak", everyone does it, everyone picks up how to talk from the people they work with for 8 hours a day
I hate it, its sometimes impossible for me to communicate with people at work because of it (srs)
Imagine asking someone how their weekend was and they replied with:
"the prior weekend was within expected ranges of pleasantry, but not disappointing if you were expecting a disruption of patterns"
That's literally what it's like talking to some of these people. It's absolutely incomprehensible
I hate it, its sometimes impossible for me to communicate with people at work because of it (srs)
Imagine asking someone how their weekend was and they replied with:
"the prior weekend was within expected ranges of pleasantry, but not disappointing if you were expecting a disruption of patterns"
That's literally what it's like talking to some of these people. It's absolutely incomprehensible
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08-13-2024, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT⏩
I used to work with a sloot who would use the word “memorialized” every other sentence. I was like bitch why can’t you talk like a real fkin human being? Chit is annoying.
Sounds like "corporate speak", everyone does it, everyone picks up how to talk from the people they work with for 8 hours a day
I hate it, its sometimes impossible for me to communicate with people at work because of it (srs)
Imagine asking someone how their weekend was and they replied with:
"the prior weekend was within expected ranges of pleasantry, but not disappointing if you were expecting a disruption of patterns"
That's literally what it's like talking to some of these people. It's absolutely incomprehensible
I hate it, its sometimes impossible for me to communicate with people at work because of it (srs)
Imagine asking someone how their weekend was and they replied with:
"the prior weekend was within expected ranges of pleasantry, but not disappointing if you were expecting a disruption of patterns"
That's literally what it's like talking to some of these people. It's absolutely incomprehensible
These are the same people whose social lives revolve around alcohol and their every weekend/vacation/days off are consumed by getting drunk. Probably because they are deeply unhappy with their lives and it disturbs their spirit to act phony for a paycheck.
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08-13-2024, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By SUPERH0T⏩
I made the original thread. I was at the conference call where the IT dorks kept saying "password hygiene"
Glad I'm not the only one. We've definitely had this or something almost identical before
OP is homo and tried to claim it for himself.
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08-13-2024, 09:14 AM
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08-13-2024, 09:20 AM
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Write my work passwords on a sticky note on my laptop crew
08-13-2024, 09:21 AM
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08-13-2024, 09:33 AM
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OP make sure to also use a battle-tested password manager
08-13-2024, 09:44 AM
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Worst I've heard in recent years was "scrum master." Ok lets take random sports terms and apply them to pretentious tech titles.
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08-13-2024, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
I recently read an email from one of these people at an overpriced software consultancy telling his code-cels to not 'swarm' over an issue yet. What the actual fuk is this chit.
Worst I've heard in recent years was "scrum master." Ok lets take random sports terms and apply them to pretentious tech titles.
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08-13-2024, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By WeBoutDat⏩
we do more than you think pal, ferrari
It's not just IT…it's anything corporate…middle management use goofy lingo to signal they're part of the club and justify their inflated salaries because they use terms that are foreign to the plebs .
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