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post 1704954351 08-13-2024, 06:43 AM
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Dude IT people are so cringe

We had a meeting at work to go over some new system for storing and cataloging our passwords, and I swear IT people are some of the most cringe queers ever. Every other sentence had the phrase "practicing good password hygiene"

"So if you plan to use good password hygiene--and I certainly hope you do--then I implore you to make effective use of this app"
"The point of this new system is to cover the bases in case our password hygiene isn't up to snuff. It's a last line of defense in the event your password gets compromised due to poor password hygiene."
And on and on. I can give a dozen more examples.

brb hold on honey I'll change your son's diapers in a little bit I just need to change my mom's netflix password my password hygiene isn't in tip top shape at the moment, I'm afraid to say..

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Gay ass cringe I swear. I hope when they are in the hospital with anal cancer the doctor tells them to make an account on their app before starting the chemo app and tells them they can't proceed with treatment until they improve their password hygiene.
post 1704954401 08-13-2024, 06:45 AM
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Who the fugg is going to remember a unique passwords for each website they've registered an account for? Sounds like ass-covering to me.

I just have my main email account that requires a physical key to log into so no one can actually change the password even if they hack into my accounts.
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post 1704954421 08-13-2024, 06:46 AM
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It has come to my attention, with a certain degree of concern and mild consternation, that the contributions you have recently made to the discussions and exchanges of ideas within the venerable online community known as the bodybuilding misc forums, which, as you are no doubt aware, serve as a digital gathering place for individuals with a shared interest in the pursuit of physical excellence and muscular development, have, unfortunately, failed to reach the high standard of quality, intellectual rigor, and posting hygiene that one might reasonably expect from a participant in such a distinguished and well-regarded forum, leaving much to be desired in terms of both content and presentation, and thereby, regrettably, diminishing the overall caliber of discourse that has long been the hallmark of this esteemed virtual assembly.
post 1704955971 08-13-2024, 07:32 AM
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It's not just IT...it's anything corporate...middle management use goofy lingo to signal they're part of the club and justify their inflated salaries because they use terms that are foreign to the plebs .
post 1704956031 08-13-2024, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted By WeBoutDat⏩
It's not just IT...it's anything corporate...middle management use goofy lingo to signal they're part of the club and justify their inflated salaries because they use terms that are foreign to the plebs .
I remember talking to one of the managers and he got visibly upset when I used a word other than the lingo to describe a concept or service at the company. It was like something out of idiocracy.
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post 1704956171 08-13-2024, 07:39 AM
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post 1704956201 08-13-2024, 07:39 AM
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See if I was part of OP's company IT, this is where I would go and reset all his passwords without telling him. Every time he would try to log on to something for the next month he would need to contact us to have his password changed, and every time he would get a 5 minute lecture on password hygiene.
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post 1704956221 08-13-2024, 07:39 AM
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I'll circle back to this thread later to add synergistic insights to your IT cringe incubation thread.
post 1704956561 08-13-2024, 07:51 AM
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You can tell these people are the terminally online types who no joke have their entire life centered around the internet and what they do on it.
post 1704957221 08-13-2024, 08:05 AM
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Lmao ded @ password hygiene.

Yeah, IT guys have a weird sense of self importance while being cringe autists. I still respect them more than the average officel though. Most of them show up to work acting like their true selves, which just happens to be dorks, rather than changing their entire personality like some pussified HR-compliant cuck.

I wish we had a warehouse or tradie division at my job so I could socialize with some blue collar brahs. Always got along with them the most, by far. Like I’m always the dude with no friends on the office floor, but would be kicking it with the janitors and saying what’s up to the electricians who show up on service calls. Chit like that. Those are real men, not betas living in some twilight zone reality.
post 1704958011 08-13-2024, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Lmao ded @ password hygiene.

Yeah, IT guys have a weird sense of self importance while being cringe autists. I still respect them more than the average officel though. Most of them show up to work acting like their true selves, which just happens to be dorks, rather than changing their entire personality like some pussified HR-compliant cuck.

I wish we had a warehouse or tradie division at my job so I could socialize with some blue collar brahs. Always got along with them the most, by far. Like I’m always the dude with no friends on the office floor, but would be kicking it with the janitors and saying what’s up to the electricians who show up on service calls. Chit like that. Those are real men, not betas living in some twilight zone reality.
Yeah I feel ya, always got along with real people and never seem to get along with the fake as phuck types.
post 1704958151 08-13-2024, 08:30 AM
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Yeah this thread and the OP look real fukig familiar you fa­ggottron...

You're lucky the search function doesn't work anymore
post 1704958741 08-13-2024, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Yeah this thread and the OP look real fukig familiar you fa­ggottron...

You're lucky the search function doesn't work anymore
Glad I'm not the only one. We've definitely had this or something almost identical before
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post 1704959701 08-13-2024, 09:13 AM
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post 1704959901 08-13-2024, 09:17 AM
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Sounds like "corporate speak", everyone does it, everyone picks up how to talk from the people they work with for 8 hours a day

I hate it, its sometimes impossible for me to communicate with people at work because of it (srs)

Imagine asking someone how their weekend was and they replied with:

"the prior weekend was within expected ranges of pleasantry, but not disappointing if you were expecting a disruption of patterns"

That's literally what it's like talking to some of these people. It's absolutely incomprehensible
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post 1704960551 08-13-2024, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT⏩
Sounds like "corporate speak", everyone does it, everyone picks up how to talk from the people they work with for 8 hours a day

I hate it, its sometimes impossible for me to communicate with people at work because of it (srs)

Imagine asking someone how their weekend was and they replied with:

"the prior weekend was within expected ranges of pleasantry, but not disappointing if you were expecting a disruption of patterns"

That's literally what it's like talking to some of these people. It's absolutely incomprehensible
I used to work with a sloot who would use the word “memorialized” every other sentence. I was like bitch why can’t you talk like a real fkin human being? Chit is annoying.

These are the same people whose social lives revolve around alcohol and their every weekend/vacation/days off are consumed by getting drunk. Probably because they are deeply unhappy with their lives and it disturbs their spirit to act phony for a paycheck.
post 1704962301 08-13-2024, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted By SUPERH0T⏩
Glad I'm not the only one. We've definitely had this or something almost identical before
I made the original thread. I was at the conference call where the IT dorks kept saying "password hygiene"

OP is homo and tried to claim it for himself.

He wishes he was me



He never will be
post 1704962531 08-13-2024, 10:14 AM
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Write my work passwords on a sticky note on my laptop crew
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post 1704963231 08-13-2024, 10:33 AM
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OP make sure to also use a battle-tested password manager
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Worst I've heard in recent years was "scrum master." Ok lets take random sports terms and apply them to pretentious tech titles.
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
Worst I've heard in recent years was "scrum master." Ok lets take random sports terms and apply them to pretentious tech titles.
I recently read an email from one of these people at an overpriced software consultancy telling his code-cels to not 'swarm' over an issue yet. What the actual fuk is this chit.
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Originally Posted By WeBoutDat⏩
It's not just IT...it's anything corporate...middle management use goofy lingo to signal they're part of the club and justify their inflated salaries because they use terms that are foreign to the plebs .
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