Sign in

  1. Results 1 to 27 of 27
  1. Rate This Thread
08-14-2024, 05:20 PM
#1

It's a girl!

Having a baby, just back from the sound photo thingy

Baby girl.

Reo me bros, I'll be in jail for in 16 years for sure
[My wife drank 9 Adios MFers in one night on a business trip with her boss]
  1. Condo41
  2. Registered User
  3. Condo41s avatar
  1. Condo41
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Feb 2021
  4. Age: 54
  5. Posts: 7,111
  6. Rep Power: 80,918
Quote
08-14-2024, 05:22 PM
#2
Congrats. Boy or girl, a healthy baby is a blessing.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
  1. Godfrd824
  2. Childish Goblino
  3. Godfrd824s avatar
  1. Godfrd824
  2. Childish Goblino
  3. Join Date: Oct 2008
  4. Location: Falls Church, Virginia, United States
  5. Posts: 38,309
  6. Rep Power: 313,143
Quote
08-14-2024, 05:22 PM
#3
Congrats on raising your boss' child!
  1. stevemckenna
  2. Registered User
  3. stevemckennas avatar
  1. stevemckenna
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2011
  4. Posts: 16,853
  5. Rep Power: 137,229
Quote
08-14-2024, 05:23 PM
#4
Congrats but delete this cause… Misc
  1. Cleveland33
  2. Registered Gooner
  3. Cleveland33s avatar
  1. Cleveland33
  2. Registered Gooner
  3. Join Date: Jan 2010
  4. Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
  5. Posts: 49,263
  6. Rep Power: 497,278
Quote
08-14-2024, 05:23 PM
#5
EDIT: wizard ^^^

congrats boyo

inb4 monster0peed0 and insidemane
  1. SirFapsAIot
  2. YEAH YOU MAD
  3. SirFapsAIots avatar
  1. SirFapsAIot
  2. YEAH YOU MAD
  3. Join Date: Apr 2013
  4. Posts: 28,130
  5. Rep Power: 430,786
Quote
08-14-2024, 05:26 PM
#6
Congrats but I got sum terrible news…









  1. tendies
  2. They/Them
  3. tendiess avatar
  1. tendies
  2. They/Them
  3. Join Date: Jan 2021
  4. Posts: 1,265
  5. Rep Power: 54,191
Quote
08-14-2024, 05:29 PM
#7
Congrats…

in4 the comments!
"Incels should be euthanized for the sake of humanity." - Vhagar

Terminate the mentally ill with extreme prejudice…
  1. ExPatriot
  2. This is the end...
  3. ExPatriots avatar
  1. ExPatriot
  2. This is the end...
  3. Join Date: Oct 2017
  4. Location: Texas, United States
  5. Posts: 9,630
  6. Rep Power: 557,825
Quote
08-14-2024, 05:31 PM
#8
Originally Posted By ExPatriot
Congrats…

in4 the comments!
Too late
  1. Cleveland33
  2. Registered Gooner
  3. Cleveland33s avatar
  1. Cleveland33
  2. Registered Gooner
  3. Join Date: Jan 2010
  4. Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
  5. Posts: 49,263
  6. Rep Power: 497,278
Quote
08-14-2024, 05:32 PM
#9
Nice congrats boyo

How many weeks until you can do the dna test?
Now 235 is what I'm benching, but nowadays it's still not enough - ICE CUBE
  1. infinityplus1
  2. Registered User
  3. infinityplus1s avatar
  1. infinityplus1
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2013
  4. Location: QLD, Australia
  5. Posts: 24,057
  6. Rep Power: 165,701
Quote
08-14-2024, 05:34 PM
#10
pls get a paternity test to make sure it's yours and not the wife's boss's baby
  1. tendies
  2. They/Them
  3. tendiess avatar
  1. tendies
  2. They/Them
  3. Join Date: Jan 2021
  4. Posts: 1,265
  5. Rep Power: 54,191
Quote
08-14-2024, 05:34 PM
#11
Congrats bro! Wishing you the best.
  1. gwg77
  2. Registered User
  3. gwg77s avatar
  1. gwg77
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Oct 2017
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 12,272
  6. Rep Power: 870,066
Quote
08-14-2024, 05:59 PM
#12
Originally Posted By Cleveland33
Too late
LOL

There will be plenty more!
"Incels should be euthanized for the sake of humanity." - Vhagar

Terminate the mentally ill with extreme prejudice…
  1. ExPatriot
  2. This is the end...
  3. ExPatriots avatar
  1. ExPatriot
  2. This is the end...
  3. Join Date: Oct 2017
  4. Location: Texas, United States
  5. Posts: 9,630
  6. Rep Power: 557,825
Quote
08-14-2024, 06:00 PM
#13
Originally Posted By ExPatriot
LOL

There will be plenty more!
Unfortunately you're right
  1. Cleveland33
  2. Registered Gooner
  3. Cleveland33s avatar
  1. Cleveland33
  2. Registered Gooner
  3. Join Date: Jan 2010
  4. Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
  5. Posts: 49,263
  6. Rep Power: 497,278
Quote
08-14-2024, 06:04 PM
#14
Maybe post her pics when she's in 12th grade on futuremisc.. by then wearing thongs will be normal high school attire. I feel bad for the futures fathers
* Eggs and Rice crew *
* No Washcloth Crew *

Sloots in jail are hnnnggggg

Strange hobbies

#FREEPH*GGOT

MMGA
  1. pengh
  2. Punk Jazz
  3. penghs avatar
  1. pengh
  2. Punk Jazz
  3. Join Date: Apr 2007
  4. Posts: 13,597
  5. Rep Power: 223,968
Quote
08-14-2024, 06:06 PM
#15
spot reserved so I can say something offensive and derisive later
  1. DolphinPilot
  2. Bonrard
  3. DolphinPilots avatar
  1. DolphinPilot
  2. Bonrard
  3. Join Date: May 2015
  4. Posts: 30,430
  5. Rep Power: 369,664
Quote
08-14-2024, 06:30 PM
#16
Congrats…and all the best
  1. Broady78
  2. Registered User
  3. Broady78s avatar
  1. Broady78
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2019
  4. Age: 54
  5. Posts: 2,878
  6. Rep Power: 85,425
Quote
08-14-2024, 06:39 PM
#17
Is raising a daugher the ultimate cuck? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
See UrAGeek's Username
  1. RICHSTRONG
  2. CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
  3. RICHSTRONGs avatar
  1. RICHSTRONG
  2. CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
  3. Join Date: Mar 2012
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 58,768
  6. Rep Power: 1,566,839
Quote
08-14-2024, 10:20 PM
#18
Congratulations broski.
  1. MiscEnjoyer
  2. Banned
  3. MiscEnjoyers avatar
  1. MiscEnjoyer
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Aug 2024
  4. Age: 54
  5. Posts: 79
  6. Rep Power: 0
Quote
08-15-2024, 02:01 AM
#19
You’re a braver man than I, opie
By reading this post you acknowledge r32gojirra is an online persona and all posts by r32gojirra are satirical in nature. Comments by r32gojirra shall not reflect on the integrity and morals of the author portraying the online character nor any professional or contractual affiliates of the author.

AP4C
HTC
Repped by kimm into 200kcrew crew
  1. r32gojirra
  2. Brootal
  3. r32gojirras avatar
  1. r32gojirra
  2. Brootal
  3. Join Date: Feb 2013
  4. Location: East Coast, Australia
  5. Posts: 22,766
  6. Rep Power: 453,881
Quote
08-15-2024, 07:03 AM
#20
Originally Posted By stevemckenna
Congrats on raising your boss' child!
this. just lol at assuming a child is yours without a dna test
  1. anonkunbrah
  2. Not a Chad
  3. anonkunbrahs avatar
  1. anonkunbrah
  2. Not a Chad
  3. Join Date: Jul 2015
  4. Posts: 35,900
  5. Rep Power: 341,844
Quote
08-15-2024, 07:21 AM
#21
In for DNA test




Congrats anyway broski!
"Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking. They want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation" - George Carlin
  1. superfunk
  2. [[Insert title here]]
  3. superfunks avatar
  1. superfunk
  2. [[Insert title here]]
  3. Join Date: Oct 2005
  4. Location: New Zealand
  5. Age: 46
  6. Posts: 2,307
  7. Rep Power: 13,313
Quote
08-15-2024, 07:30 AM
#22
Did you just assume its gender?
"Bones heal, pain is temporary, and chicks dig scars" - Evel Knievel
  1. stevebec
  2. E Tapu
  3. stevebecs avatar
  1. stevebec
  2. E Tapu
  3. Join Date: Aug 2015
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 3,827
  6. Rep Power: 49,309
Quote
08-15-2024, 07:34 AM
#23
congrats .. hope she grows up safe and in good health
Cherish your life. Live to tell your story
  1. MEDITATE
  2. Zen
  3. MEDITATEs avatar
  1. MEDITATE
  2. Zen
  3. Join Date: Oct 2007
  4. Posts: 28,082
  5. Rep Power: 157,656
Quote
08-15-2024, 07:36 AM
#24
I'm happy for you op but just a reminder

  1. OffwhiteBrah
  2. Milf Hunter
  3. OffwhiteBrahs avatar
  1. OffwhiteBrah
  2. Milf Hunter
  3. Join Date: Apr 2015
  4. Location: Florida, United States
  5. Posts: 32,030
  6. Rep Power: 545,472
Quote
08-15-2024, 07:37 AM
#25
What did your wife's boss decide on the name?
**Misc. Pureblood Crew**
  1. 300Lane1
  2. Registered User
  3. 300Lane1s avatar
  1. 300Lane1
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2011
  4. Age: 42
  5. Posts: 3,124
  6. Rep Power: 61,670
Quote
08-15-2024, 07:37 AM
#26
GJDM. I'm happy for you.
  1. jreacher
  2. Registered User
  3. jreachers avatar
  1. jreacher
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2012
  4. Posts: 5,133
  5. Rep Power: 363,348
Quote
08-15-2024, 08:05 AM
#27
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Is raising a daugher the ultimate cuck? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
She'll be marrying my best friends son who is currently 5 years old. They'll be lifelong friends
[My wife drank 9 Adios MFers in one night on a business trip with her boss]
  1. Condo41
  2. Registered User
  3. Condo41s avatar
  1. Condo41
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Feb 2021
  4. Age: 54
  5. Posts: 7,111
  6. Rep Power: 80,918
Quote
Bookmarks
Digg
del.icio.us
StumbleUpon
Google
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts